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I have figured it out! - 11/26/2016 6:18:58 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Seriously, I have it figured out.

I know what is wrong with this country!

You see, the problems did not start with this election, but a couple of hundred years ago.

Now, it is no longer socially acceptable to stage raids to steal women and horses (well it was never 'legal' but it was a legitimate way of doing things) and you cant buy wives anymore (which the present system is actually much more expensive, with the rings, church weddings etc.)

I mean it was cheaper when you went to the girl's father, offered how ever many ponies you thought she was worth, and he said either yes or no.

Now if the same system were in place today (considering how crazy some of these women are) fathers might even come to a prospective husband and offer him ponies to take the girl off his hands.

Besides, going back the raid (which by tradition, must be on horseback) or the bride price (again the price must be in the form of ponies) this would actually serve to fix some of the environmental problems we face today, since we would have to go back to a horse centered society.

Now, before you complain about horse shit on the streets, I must remind you that horse shit makes a damn good organic fertilizer.

And for you mechanic types, they cant put computer controlled ignition systems on a horse!



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RE: I have figured it out! - 11/26/2016 6:50:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		could work in the other side as well could barter for the male that is desired by the female would negotiate with the mother ect.

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/2/2016 12:51:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		You can't pull a plow with a pony. You can't ride one. Well, I could because I'm short, but you couldn't.

Draft horses and oxen. That's what you want.

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/2/2016 12:54:29 PM   
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...you cant buy wives anymore...

Are you sure? There's all these websites claiming to provide East Euopeans or Asians who don't speak enough English to say "no" to anything.

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/3/2016 12:03:07 PM   
jlf1961


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
...you cant buy wives anymore...

Are you sure? There's all these websites claiming to provide East Euopeans or Asians who don't speak enough English to say "no" to anything.



Native American traditional wife purchase, horses for women

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/3/2016 12:04:17 PM   
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You can't pull a plow with a pony. You can't ride one. Well, I could because I'm short, but you couldn't.

Draft horses and oxen. That's what you want.



Cant go on a raid on a draft horse or an ox

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/3/2016 11:12:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sorry, not trading my daughter for a few horses...her hubby might object.

Besides, the horse thief in the family tree had to join the army to escape being hung.

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/4/2016 9:00:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Quarter horse then. Ponies are a pain.

But once you've gotten a wife, what do you still need to go on raids for?

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/4/2016 3:00:18 PM   
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Quarter horse then. Ponies are a pain.

But once you've gotten a wife, what do you still need to go on raids for?


more horses!

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/4/2016 3:02:57 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		More horses means more work. Shoveling manure, putting up hay. Brushing burrs out of their hair, mane and tail.



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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/7/2016 11:44:34 AM   
JVoV


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
...you cant buy wives anymore...

Are you sure? There's all these websites claiming to provide East Euopeans or Asians who don't speak enough English to say "no" to anything.



Native American traditional wife purchase, horses for women


Well, with prices that outrageous, no wonder the business went under.

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/8/2016 10:09:02 AM   
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Quarter horse then. Ponies are a pain.

But once you've gotten a wife, what do you still need to go on raids for?


Usually on the English/Scottish border, they raided for cattle, sheep, personal property, gold during the Middle Ages until at least the 16th or 18th centuries. Mutual "hatred' for each other.

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RE: I have figured it out! - 12/25/2016 1:25:57 AM   
Taramafor


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Status: offline 		Going to speak seriously for a moment. once you start "knowing better" for people that are close... well, it never ends well in my experience.

On a more light hearted matter, would you take three sheep? How about a bull? He's a breeder, you know. Could be a good match for your daughter...

And why do raiders in Fallout go raiding? It's for the same reason people climb mountains. "Because why not. Just try and stop us."

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