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RE: Evidently I am a domistic Terrorist - 4/18/2017 2:27:55 PM   
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FR:
I terrorised a domestic once.
The neighbours were very annoyed when their au pair went back to Norway to see a psychiatrist...


I got you beat.

When sis first got custody of the Munchmonster at the end of last summer, Child Protective Services decided she would need a bit of help learning to cope with a 5 year old (didnt matter she raised 4 kids of her own) so they sent out a couple of college girls as potential child care aids.

First girl shows up and I have two AR rifles broke down on the kitchen table for some cleaning.....

Second girl shows up and I was braiding a couple of floggers and a whip for a local Domme who wanted new 'toys.' One of the floggers was silk rope, one leather and of course a 9 foot black snake bullwhip.

And the Domme was present trying out her the leather corset and skin tight pants I had made her.

Made for a really interesting after noon, especially after I made the comment that I prefer using a leather covered paddle to spank my girls.....

Needless to say, after the next CPS visit and the new case worker seeing how well sis handled an energetic five year old (even with sis doing school work for her degree) the decision was sis needed no help.

And no mention of the guns or the dominatrix was made.





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RE: Evidently I am a domistic Terrorist - 4/19/2017 4:31:04 AM   
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Stylish!

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RE: Evidently I am a domistic Terrorist - 4/20/2017 4:39:51 AM   
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Perfection...sure we're not related??? I have already been warned NOT to crochet anything kink-related with my yarn stash...

Mom watches too much TLC...

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RE: Evidently I am a domistic Terrorist - 4/25/2017 8:04:13 PM   
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Jlf1961,
I just have to say, you tickle me. If I ever get back to Texas, I hope to get a chance to meet you.

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RE: Evidently I am a domistic Terrorist - 4/28/2017 12:40:40 PM   
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Sounds about right...

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RE: Evidently I am a domistic Terrorist - 4/30/2017 4:37:53 PM   
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Jlf1961,
I just have to say, you tickle me. If I ever get back to Texas, I hope to get a chance to meet you.


The dude is CONSTANTLY spot on!

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