I think I just sprained my optic nerves from rolling my eyes so hard.
Poor mistresses,having your ass kissed that hard has got to leave a bruise.
4th post, new to the board signed up recently, give her a break, I dropped her a note that it's not a BDSM event and that we're just exchanging information or discussing stuff, but it can be all a bit overwhelming, she's still a lot better than the socks and "I demand my kink to be serviced" types that seem to multiply like bunnies.
Newbies making genuine statements, even if they hit nerves or seem misguided, is something that I would support a thousand times before I would support some of the empty sock trolling that takes place.
We all have to ease ourselves into this somehow.