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Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary - 8/3/2017 9:56:24 AM

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Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary

Nasa is seeking a new "planetary protection officer" tasked with defending the earth from alien life.

More specifically, the job's main concern is avoiding "biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration."

That applies both ways - to spacecraft returning to Earth and to the risk of human contamination of other planets.

Along with its inspiring job title, the position comes with a hefty annual salary range of $124,406 - $187,000. Drools

Ender's Game Final Battle Scene Full

I liked that film :)

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RE: Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary - 8/3/2017 10:57:34 AM

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Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary

Nasa is seeking a new "planetary protection officer" tasked with defending the earth from alien life.

More specifically, the job's main concern is avoiding "biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration."

That applies both ways - to spacecraft returning to Earth and to the risk of human contamination of other planets.

Along with its inspiring job title, the position comes with a hefty annual salary range of $124,406 - $187,000. Drools

Ender's Game Final Battle Scene Full

I liked that film :)

If that requires wearing condoms 24 hours daily, count me out.

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RE: Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary - 8/3/2017 10:59:57 AM

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I thought that position was filled years ago?

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RE: Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary - 8/3/2017 11:06:29 AM

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I can never find that starship troopers clip?

Star Wars Master Yoda VS Darth Sidious HD

what the hell was this one about

Battle of the Planets intro (high DVD quality)

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RE: Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary - 8/3/2017 11:41:36 AM

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Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary

Nasa is seeking a new "planetary protection officer" tasked with defending the earth from alien life.

More specifically, the job's main concern is avoiding "biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration."

That applies both ways - to spacecraft returning to Earth and to the risk of human contamination of other planets.

Along with its inspiring job title, the position comes with a hefty annual salary range of $124,406 - $187,000. Drools

Ender's Game Final Battle Scene Full

I liked that film :)

If that requires wearing condoms 24 hours daily, count me out.

So the aliens are bound to be sluts too ?

I think that may be what draws them....earthling obsession with sex and all things kinky. They may even expect the condom quandary.

But hey, earth is only really a petting zoo for aliens so, not to make too much of it.

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RE: Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary - 8/3/2017 11:43:17 AM

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Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary

Nasa is seeking a new "planetary protection officer" tasked with defending the earth from alien life.

More specifically, the job's main concern is avoiding "biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration."

That applies both ways - to spacecraft returning to Earth and to the risk of human contamination of other planets.

Along with its inspiring job title, the position comes with a hefty annual salary range of $124,406 - $187,000. Drools

Ender's Game Final Battle Scene Full

I liked that film :)

If that requires wearing condoms 24 hours daily, count me out.

So the aliens are bound to be sluts too ?

I think that may be what draws them....earthling obsession with sex and all things kinky. They may even expect the condom quandary.

But hey, earth is only really a petting zoo for aliens so, not to make too much of it.

Trust me, once you've been pegged by one of Whitley Streiber's short grey friends, you'll be all for using condoms even if no huge scaly dildos are involved.

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RE: Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary - 8/3/2017 12:27:10 PM

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Rubbish clips you lot :)

I always wanted to be Buck

Top notch fanny in that one too...PS Aberdeen you are shite

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