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LotusSong -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:06:15 PM)

It's all in how you approach it :)  For some reason I am thinking of Gone With the Wind.. Rhett and Scarlett.. and to parphrase it:

"You need to be eaten... and often... and by someone who knows HOW!" 

YOU are a wonderful man.  If you were here I'd pat you on the head and call you Precious :) 

(that's a complement, btw :)....it refers to a joke I posted under humor here called "The Southern Belles")




Daddysredhead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:09:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Ron, just don't cup your hands while you're down there and make your voice sound like it's coming from the Holland Tunnel [:D]


*someone else is a little punchy tonight, isn't he? lol* 

Says in her best hostage negotiator voice...
"Put the candy bars down, Level, it'll be ok... just hand them over to me..."
*Level unclenches fingers wrapped tightly around box pulled closely to his chest, hands them over to me...*
hee, hee...  I got chocolate again!!!  [8D]  [;)]




Level -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:10:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: sharainks

Women will do just about anything for you after a couple dozen orgasms.  Its a good technique...grins.


Yes, but how long is it going to take me to have 2 dozen orgasms? [8|]


*just re-read this and nearly fell on the floor, LMAO!!!*

*rolls wildly and mutters under breath, "smartarse," then giggles all over again*

Straightens up, grabs lab coat, glasses, and clipboard...  [8|]
So, Mr. Level, the answer to your question above would depend on your personal refractory time.  What would that be on average?  [8|]

*can't help but start snorting again*  [:D]


If you mean how long it is between orgasmic yodeling......... *whips out pencil and pad, scribbles furiously, throws pad out the window*........ let's just say I'm no one-trick dom.
 
*sucks in gut again to give full effect*




Level -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:11:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

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ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

Well, if he is a sadist that enjoyment might be laced with a little fear as well.  There is nothing more nerve wracking and enjoyable than when my Lord decides he wants to perform a little oral sex.  He enjoys biting way too much for it to be a relaxing experience.. *eg*



I was raised to chew well when eating!
*looks to ceiling*..".Oh dear Lord ,please give me a Dominant with removeable teeth".....looking about for my leather panties...Tempting


Tempting, that's if you have a dominant that allows you panties at all *smiles helpfully*




marieToo -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:11:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Here is something that has been bothering me for lo, these many years...

If a woman says to a man, 'Oh, Honey---you're so big'  they get puffed up like a blowfish.......start doin' the major testicular dance and shit.

However;

tell a woman 'Oh, Honey---you're so big' and it is bitch city all the way to mom-in-laws house.......I mean, drop them off and everything....'No, you ain't gotta come inside....I will be fine'  (that clipped voice thing they do)


I mean goddamn.............

What do women want?

Ron



lmfao




LotusSong -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:12:31 PM)

If the woman is freshly cleaned and flushed out.. she should be fine.  If not, there may be a medical problem. And she being totally shaved will kill a LOT of odor. 

And just for a reminder out there.. you don't actually EAT the pussy....




Level -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:13:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Level

Ron, just don't cup your hands while you're down there and make your voice sound like it's coming from the Holland Tunnel [:D]


*someone else is a little punchy tonight, isn't he? lol* 

Says in her best hostage negotiator voice...
"Put the candy bars down, Level, it'll be ok... just hand them over to me..."
*Level unclenches fingers wrapped tightly around box pulled closely to his chest, hands them over to me...*
hee, hee...  I got chocolate again!!!  [8D]  [;)]


chocolate wrappers heh heh..... *watches as my sherpas haul the chocolate up the mountain*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:16:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level
If you mean how long it is between orgasmic yodeling......... *whips out pencil and pad, scribbles furiously, throws pad out the window*........ let's just say I'm no one-trick dom.
 
*sucks in gut again to give full effect*


*sends Tamer out the window to retrieve notebook*
*smiles all southern girlie-like and pokes Level in the tummy again*
*sticks out chest to give full effect*
*giggles like crazy*  [:D]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:27:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

chocolate wrappers heh heh..... *watches as my sherpas haul the chocolate up the mountain*


Hands on hips, tapping foot...  this is chocolate war, my dear friend.
These sherpas...  they're men, ok.
*Devises a plan, lol...*

In best southern style, Red looks all innocent like at the men who would do Level's bidding... 
"Oh, boys!  Lookie here!" 
*bats eyelashes while they turn around, rips shirt wide open and flashes bewbies to Level's little worker bees, who become distracted to the point of letting loose the chocolate and letting it fall down the mountain to Red's feet*
"Thank y'all..."
*blows 'em a kiss*  [8D]

*giggles*

Sorry, Level...  a woman and her chocolate fetish are not soon parted.  [;)]
*tries to look innocent*  [8|]




DelRey -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:30:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

If the woman is freshly cleaned and flushed out.. she should be fine.  If not, there may be a medical problem. And she being totally shaved will kill a LOT of odor. 

And just for a reminder out there.. you don't actually EAT the pussy....

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, and you don't actually "BLOW" on cocks




Level -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:31:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Level
If you mean how long it is between orgasmic yodeling......... *whips out pencil and pad, scribbles furiously, throws pad out the window*........ let's just say I'm no one-trick dom.
 
*sucks in gut again to give full effect*


*sends Tamer out the window to retrieve notebook*
*smiles all southern girlie-like and pokes Level in the tummy again*
*sticks out chest to give full effect*
*giggles like crazy*  [:D]


Hmm........ with your chest stuck out, and my gut unsucked in, it's a perfect fit!! It's like the discovery of the Reeses Peanut Butter cup all over again!
 
*kicks and smacks the bewbie obsessed sherpas as they run after red*




LotusSong -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:41:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DelRey

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

If the woman is freshly cleaned and flushed out.. she should be fine.  If not, there may be a medical problem. And she being totally shaved will kill a LOT of odor. 

And just for a reminder out there.. you don't actually EAT the pussy....

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, and you don't actually "BLOW" on cocks


OH I have got to share this with y'all...embarrassing as it is LOL (true story... from a Catholic girl)

(She smoothes her dress and folds her hands very lady-like and all, and begins)

"When I first gave a hand job... I knew it as "jerking it off". 

Well, (her hand resting lightly on her chest).".. ah didn't KNOW that it really was not to be taken LITERALLY...(fanning her embarrassment away with her fan as she looks into the distance... a tear of penitence wells in her eyes ).

"As God is my Witness... I didn’t know... I just didn't know..."

"I keep it here in my hanky that I keep in my pocket..."

Now about the blowing term.. after this I asked questions ... alllllot of questions.. :) 




Daddysredhead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:43:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Hmm........ with your chest stuck out, and my gut unsucked in, it's a perfect fit!! It's like the discovery of the Reeses Peanut Butter cup all over again!
 


LOL!!!  Hugs the other half of the yin-yang...

I had something so wicked to write back, but find that my lack of R/L alcohol consumption tonight prevents me from stooping so low, so shallow, so base, so crass, so lewd...  so I'll just sit here and make like a nice girl and secretly giggle to myself...  [;)]  [8D]  [:D]

*bad girl!  what would people say if they knew?*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:46:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

"I keep it here in my hanky that I have in my pocket..."


Damn, Lotus...  (LOL)
You probably don't need those scissors after all...  (ROFL)  [:D]




Level -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:49:16 PM)

Okay, time to haul it out of here............ red, at least pretend to behave *warm hugs and laughs*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 7:51:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Okay, time to haul it out of here............ red, at least pretend to behave *warm hugs and laughs*


Nite-nite, Level...  take care and talk to you later.
Thanks for the multiple fits of laughter today. 
Be well.  [:)]




Homestead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:03:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

If the woman is freshly cleaned and flushed out.. she should be fine.  If not, there may be a medical problem. And she being totally shaved will kill a LOT of odor. 

And just for a reminder out there.. you don't actually EAT the pussy....


It's just a revolting odor to me, no matter what. She can be right out of the shower and it will still get to me. So the problem is simply mine.

Maybe I'm better off just looking a porno.




LotusSong -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:10:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Homestead

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

If the woman is freshly cleaned and flushed out.. she should be fine.  If not, there may be a medical problem. And she being totally shaved will kill a LOT of odor. 

And just for a reminder out there.. you don't actually EAT the pussy....


It's just a revolting odor to me, no matter what. She can be right out of the shower and it will still get to me. So the problem is simply mine.

Maybe I'm better off just looking a porno.


Is it just her or any other woman you have had the occasion to do so?  But I understand .. I wouldn't like eating pussy at all! 




Homestead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:13:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: Homestead

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

If the woman is freshly cleaned and flushed out.. she should be fine.  If not, there may be a medical problem. And she being totally shaved will kill a LOT of odor. 

And just for a reminder out there.. you don't actually EAT the pussy....


It's just a revolting odor to me, no matter what. She can be right out of the shower and it will still get to me. So the problem is simply mine.

Maybe I'm better off just looking a porno.


Is it just her or any other woman you have had the occasion to do so?  But I understand .. I wouldn't like eating pussy at all! 


Just the musk with any woman. It's just nasty to me. I've actually thrown up from smelling women on thier periods.




LotusSong -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:16:41 PM)

<<Just the musk with any woman. It's just nasty to me. I've actually thrown up from smelling women on thier periods. >>

Yup.. can't blame ya there.




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