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DelRey -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:18:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Homestead


It's just a revolting odor to me, no matter what. She can be right out of the shower and it will still get to me. So the problem is simply mine.




Naaaaaa, that is what everyone says about my ex-wife.

You'll see the rest of the females are really quite tasty.




popeye1250 -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:18:34 PM)

And how about the old "writing the alphabet with your tongue" trick?
"A", "B", "THEE"




Homestead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:18:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DelRey

quote:

ORIGINAL: Homestead


It's just a revolting odor to me, no matter what. She can be right out of the shower and it will still get to me. So the problem is simply mine.




Naaaaaa, that is what everyone says about my ex-wife.

You'll see the rest of the females are really quite tasty.



no.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:19:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

And how about the old "writing the alphabet with your tongue" trick?
"A", "B", "THEE"


"giggles"




NastyDaddy -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:21:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Homestead

...It's just a revolting odor to me, no matter what. She can be right out of the shower and it will still get to me. So the problem is simply mine.

Maybe I'm better off just looking a porno.



Looking at what porno, a man eating pussy, lol.... ever heard of a clothespin or a swimmers nose clamp?

If you have a bad sensory device on your machine, you don't let it stop everything the machine is capable of... fool the machine by using workarounds... in this case your own olfactory sensory deprivation would be a positive rather than a handicap.
It's important man and often very primal.. what else can I say... pungent excuses are for the asshole!  [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

  




DelRey -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:26:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

It's important man and often very primal.. what else can I say... pungent excuses are for the asshole! 
 


Hey, hey, HEY !!!
Dont knock  ass play   LOL




Homestead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:27:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Homestead

...It's just a revolting odor to me, no matter what. She can be right out of the shower and it will still get to me. So the problem is simply mine.

Maybe I'm better off just looking a porno.



Looking at what porno, a man eating pussy, lol.... ever heard of a clothespin or a swimmers nose clamp?

If you have a bad sensory device on your machine, you don't let it stop everything the machine is capable of... fool the machine by using workarounds... in this case your own olfactory sensory deprivation would be a positive rather than a handicap.
It's important man and often very primal.. what else can I say... pungent excuses are for the asshole!  [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

 


Slurp up what comes out of an asshole, and I'll consider slurping pussy. Send pictures.




swtnsparkling -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:27:23 PM)

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Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ?


If your the Master and you enjoy it, sure it is.
would it be any different if  as the Master you cryed during a sad movie?
Who cares what any one else thinks




NastyDaddy -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:55:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Homestead

Slurp up what comes out of an asshole, and I'll consider slurping pussy. Send pictures.



You can lead a man to pussy but you can't make him eat it... or put a square peg in a round hole... or make an ashtray.

Perhaps a cunnilingus cuckold stand-in would make things smell better with regards to your moustache...






Homestead -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 8:57:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Homestead

Slurp up what comes out of an asshole, and I'll consider slurping pussy. Send pictures.



You can lead a man to pussy but you can't make him eat it... or put a square peg in a round hole... or make an ashtray.

Perhaps a cunnilingus cuckold stand-in would make things smell better with regards to your moustache...





Give it a rest. I like eating pussy about as much as you like eating shit. Let's just agree to disagree.[&:]




KnightofMists -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 9:14:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub

*looks to ceiling*..".Oh dear Lord ,please give me a Dominant with removeable teeth".....looking about for my leather panties...Tempting


OH yes.... I can hardly wait for that... I can have all sorts of different teeth to slap in... just like having different floggers *EG*




KnightofMists -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 9:15:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

And just for a reminder out there.. you don't actually EAT the pussy....


You Don't???  (puzzled look)




Sinergy -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 9:20:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

Well, if he is a sadist that enjoyment might be laced with a little fear as well.  There is nothing more nerve wracking and enjoyable than when my Lord decides he wants to perform a little oral sex.  He enjoys biting way too much for it to be a relaxing experience.. *eg*



You say that as if it is a bad thing.

Just me, could be wrong, etc.

Sinergy




KnightofMists -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 9:22:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

[You say that as if it is a bad thing.

Just me, could be wrong, etc.

Sinergy



It is such  alovely mindfuck...she never knows if I going to be gentle or um hungry  *G*




Lordandmaster -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 9:33:24 PM)

No, there's nothing thinly veiled about it.

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ORIGINAL: Homestead

Is this a thinly veiled troll?




LordDarkPleasure -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/12/2006 11:33:17 PM)

Well in my case my sub works very hard daily  to please me.  Such behavior makes me not mind pleasing her, and i have fun giving oral also.  Plus, with her and a couple more exs a good licking always gets her horny as hell.  I love having control on her libido, and when the word I train her to get wet to doesn't work because of her mood, depression, ect, a little clit licking is certain to work hehe :)




Rayne58 -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/13/2006 12:28:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

What is not to like about eating pussy? I like it.


Me too! [:)]

And if it pleases Master to eat my pussy, who am I to deny Him His pleasure [:D] He does exercise His domly rights by not allowing me to cum until He says I can......[;)]




WhiplashGirlChld -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/13/2006 1:16:50 AM)

If it wasn't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't look like a fish taco.




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/13/2006 2:13:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Here is something that has been bothering me for lo, these many years...

If a woman says to a man, 'Oh, Honey---you're so big'  they get puffed up like a blowfish.......start doin' the major testicular dance and shit.

However;

tell a woman 'Oh, Honey---you're so big' and it is bitch city all the way to mom-in-laws house.......I mean, drop them off and everything....'No, you ain't gotta come inside....I will be fine'  (that clipped voice thing they do)


I mean goddamn.............

What do women want?
Ron
You have to break it down sometimes Ron...  You have to explain that when a man eats pussy really well, her clit gets really big almost as if coming out asking for more of that, LMAO.   
So, thank you master superfreak is what she ought to say! [:-]    M




wandering4u -> RE: Is it "Master-Like" to enjoy eating p*ssy as much as I do ? (8/13/2006 3:11:38 AM)

I love doing it too. Especially if you keep her right on the edge without coming.  Nothing better




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