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You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 9:11:18 AM   
Littlepita


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Status: offline 		Got this from another site and thought it was great.



If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe

If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a Wannabe

If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe

If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might be a Wannabe

If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe

If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir... you might be a Wannabe

If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a Wannabe

If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a Wannabe

If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe

If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe

If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe

If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe

If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)

If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof... you might be a Wannabe

If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe

If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe

If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe

If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe



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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 9:18:04 AM   
beenwhipped


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Status: offline 		If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys...

thats all wrong, i hang my keys on her hood pearcing

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 9:24:26 AM   
cheshireboy


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cheshire

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 9:32:41 AM   
MistressTexas


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Status: offline 		If you read that list and think about how to punish Littlepita for being so oblivious to your obvious "Dom-ness"........ You might be a Wannabe

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 9:35:19 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		dear pita, thank you so much for the smile and chuckles that brought!

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 11:15:23 AM   
Littlepita


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressTexas

If you read that list and think about how to punish Littlepita for being so oblivious to your obvious "Dom-ness"........ You might be a Wannabe


Uh Oh!!! *runs and hides*

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“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” – Anais Nin

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 12:37:07 PM   
CrappyDom


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quote:

If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe

Guilty  (I mean, it is rather often true)



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If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe

Guilty, I mean it has always been true for me, hell, I have even cum in their mouths before I said hello...

quote:

If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe

guilty, I have made them meet me naked with their mouths or their legs spread wide open for my use.

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If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe

Guilty


quote:

If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)

Guilty, sadist and all


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If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe

Guilty

quote:

If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe

Guilty, I mean if you only play with one person...

quote:

If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe

Guilty, I don't play with ordinary women and I don't use ordinary toys

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If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe
Guilty, can you say mindfuck, thanks for the cool idea!


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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 12:57:45 PM   
spankmepink11


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Status: offline 		  I must be some twisted masochistic wannabe because CrappyDom's post just gave me  a "moment"

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 12:59:37 PM   
ravn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: spankmepink11

I must be some twisted masochistic wannabe because CrappyDom's post just gave me  a "moment"


agreed


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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 1:02:17 PM   
CrappyDom


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Status: offline 		I have some openings in my calendar later this month...

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 1:13:31 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		If you read littlepita's post and emailed it to the 207 submissives you collared online on your IM list, none of whom you have actually met in person, and you only allow them to post on CM with YOUR NAME in [  ] after her name, you might be a.....

Very funny.  And CD, nice to see you back and in such good form.  Where you been?

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 1:20:01 PM   
painpup


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Status: offline 		very amusing but soooooooooooooooo true

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 1:29:07 PM   
juliaoceania


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From: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Status: offline 		I have an issue with two of these...

I just know I am supposed to put out on the first date.. this is bdsm 101

And the KGB interrogation handbook is better than the kumasutra...smiles

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Reality has a well known Liberal Bias ~ Stephen Colbert

Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 3:21:01 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		this is not only very funny but so very true

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Wooden paddle $50.00 on Master card
ratten cane $48.00 on Master card

a Master that can use them all Priceless

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 7:01:51 PM   
Emperor1956


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quote:

juliaoceania sez:   And the KGB interrogation handbook is better than the kumasutra...smiles



And it is so much easier for us old, nonlimber Doms to get into the KGB's positions.

E

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 7:11:04 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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ok so if my keys are not to hang on her nipple rings where do I put them
 
I want to say I must be a wannabe . but fuck me to tears . it works fer me . lmaoooo

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 7:54:07 PM   
JassWolf


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Status: offline 		**plugging in old lamp cord, polishing new "implements" purchased from Spencer Gifts.....**

Hey, pita, I thought I told you to keep quiet about all my secret dom stuff.

And shit, girl, you made me wait longer than that. What's up with that, huh?

Finally, speak to me ONLY in third person. How many times I gotta tell ya? Bend over that there sawhorse while I borrow a bull whip.

Sheesh.


JW

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The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well? -- Thoreau

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 8:00:00 PM   
Littlepita


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JassWolf

Finally, speak to me ONLY in third person. How many times I gotta tell ya? Bend over that there sawhorse while I borrow a bull whip.

Sheesh.


JW


But Daddy, this here girl is tired of getting splinters on her behind!

_____________________________

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” – Anais Nin

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RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) - 8/13/2006 9:22:36 PM   
corsetgirl


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Status: offline 		Hmmmm....so true... and these wannabees will never get with me...lol.

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