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jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Is this too funny or what?? (8/23/2006 6:57:16 PM)
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dear ,one standing still ;
your name for one thing IS the funniest thing a person ever CALLED THEMSELVES ,to get me to say: "OH YES!,and, i'll be rite over[:o]!
but ,for lack of a better recent circumstance, to recite; i'd have ,to say the funniest thing was when i said i was a slave ;[8|]she said she was a pro; and ,then IMMEDIATELY asked me to get her some groceries;
everyday,
and "im not interested"; everyday,AND SHE SAYS:FURTHERMORE;
"i'm ,especially,not interested ,in you" ;'SO-what'!? ;IS MY NATURAL RESPONSE;either way i'm, not in this for myself,that's for sure;
CONSTANT BARAGE OF CALLS AND INCESSANT insults now;and, get me this; and ,"your mental";(big class ,or education difference there I THINK....)etc .etc.,
SHE SEEMS TO BE HOSTILE, AND ,HATES MY GUTS; threatens me with cops ,and ;all i WANT TO DO IS GET HER OUT OF THIS ;ALIVE ;AND ;ALL I EVER do is buy her groceries etc.(,&,BY NOW:I THINK THE COAST GUARD SHOULD GET IT )[:o] ,BUT ,
, it goes on and on ;
the same way; everyday like that , for every whichway ;or thing;she wants and demands ;like o.k. ,maybe ,she's a pro, and, i am a slave ,but ,i feel sorry, for her ,and, she keeps saying: you know i am a pro and ,i can't help you,WITH YOUR PROBLEMS, but, i have my BASIC needs,FOR WATER ;FOOD;CLOTHES;MONEY;AND SHE SAYS SHE HATES ME ,AND, CALLS ME 41 TIMES A DAY, FOR STUFF;
HER PIMP THREATENED US BOTH ;AND,SHE ACTS LIKE;O.K. what are you gonna' do ,mr. slave; she sucks me RITE,up like a vacume,WHILE I'M COMPASSIONATE, FOR HER SITUATION ;KNOWING SHE'S ,NOT PLACED IN A DECENT SITUATION;AND, IS VERY UPSET DAILY ;BUT, 'the pimp of the year' IS advising her;he wants this and, that .... ,AND, I'M, ONLY DOING IT ,IN THE FIRST PLACE ,CAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR HER NOW CAUSE SHE SAID SHE WAS A "PRO." ,
AND,GEEZ:
THERES AN EVEN DARKER SIDE TO THE STORY, BUT ,PLEASE: NEVERMIND! I'M A SLAVE[:'(] ;I ,JUST FEEL BAD FOR YOU ,NOW....,AND, I'LL KILL YOUR G.D.PIMP! .... ;
get the picture? ;
funny ?? ,
NOT[&o] .... quote:
ORIGINAL: onestandingstill
This message hit my inbox today
"It would appear that you have forsaken the physical poly or otherwise. I wanted you to appear in a biblical version of a movie about BDSM for which we already have financing, as Ruth or possibly Esther. However since a series of masochistic acts would be required I haved reevaluated the situation and now have my doubts and regrets about contacting you in the first place. ".
I think the lengths some people go to to convince you to do what they want instead of what you say you're doing are too funny.
What's the funniest one you've ever gotten?
Suzanne
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