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OMG - 9/1/2006 9:24:23 PM   
zumala


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Is this drunk, or only tipsy?  I can barely type and have to catch a LOT of typoes...
 
Yes, I've consumed about 5-6 juice glasses of vodka and OJ.  I guess I had about an inch of vodka per glass.  Things are a little fuzzy now.  It takes effort to type correctly.
 
I know this is probably a waste of space... but is this drunk or tipsy?  What's the difference between the two?
 
Whew... I'm having trouble typing straight.  I'd best stop while I'm still making some kind of sense (I think....)
 
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RE: OMG - 9/1/2006 9:32:50 PM   
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quote:

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Is this drunk, or only tipsy?  I can barely type and have to catch a LOT of typoes...
 
Yes, I've consumed about 5-6 juice glasses of vodka and OJ.  I guess I had about an inch of vodka per glass.  Things are a little fuzzy now.  It takes effort to type correctly.
 
I know this is probably a waste of space... but is this drunk or tipsy?  What's the difference between the two?
 
Whew... I'm having trouble typing straight.  I'd best stop while I'm still making some kind of sense (I think....)
 
zuma


Actually the only typo I found was on "typoes"   ;)

Actually it probably best to just read and respond via chat rather than in a post where no doubt you may regret it later and feel the eed to delete it the next day.

Nothng worse than waking up the next day with a strange post after a good partying night.   ;)

Just please do not attempt to drive....if your vision is fuzzy I would venture to say you past the point of tispy...


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RE: OMG - 9/1/2006 9:49:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: zumala

Is this drunk, or only tipsy?  I can barely type and have to catch a LOT of typoes...
 
Yes, I've consumed about 5-6 juice glasses of vodka and OJ.  I guess I had about an inch of vodka per glass.  Things are a little fuzzy now.  It takes effort to type correctly.
 
I know this is probably a waste of space... but is this drunk or tipsy?  What's the difference between the two?
 
Whew... I'm having trouble typing straight.  I'd best stop while I'm still making some kind of sense (I think....)
 
zuma


Drunk is when you think you can think clearly, but then check back the next day to see what you've done... and you cringe with embarrassment...  
 
Seriously though... I'm on the same vodka page as you are tonight. But fuck that OJ! That stuff will really mess you up! ...

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RE: OMG - 9/1/2006 11:54:37 PM   
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Well... I think I'm drunk.  I guess I'll find out in the morning. 
Drank too much tonight.  Beer (lots) and a shot of tequilla. 
Out with a girlfriend... Ugh!

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 12:12:45 AM   
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Is to smart to get drunk, no desire for it, however  I am not smart enough not to put damn near 2 thoughsand dollars worth of stuff on my credit cardLOLO/

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 12:39:45 AM   
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Is this drunk, or only tipsy?



Drunk is waking up the next afternoon as the proud new owner of a bronze turd.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 12:46:25 AM   
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do not want a submissive person drunk when in the heat of a BDSM session. I want her to know and feel everything.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 5:20:36 AM   
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I'm sooooo hungover.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 5:45:22 AM   
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I consumed about 2/3 of a bottle of wine and went to bed with a little glow myself last night. Fortunately I have never had a hangover so I cannot empathise. I would however share my coffee, this creole stuff would cure whatever ails you.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 5:47:43 AM   
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I didn't drink any water last night.  I'm having about three big glasses now before my coffee to try and get rid of those awful hangover shakes.  I hate being hungover.  Stays with me all day. 

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 5:49:01 AM   
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OMG...now I'm starting to actually remember more of last night.
Damn.  I was naughty.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 6:18:24 AM   
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OMG...now I'm starting to actually remember more of last night.
Damn.  I was naughty.


Good for you! Sometimes a woman just has to bust out and have some wicked fun.


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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 6:33:11 AM   
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Remember, Woody Allen says, 'Sex is only dirty when it is performed properly'.  

Debauchery should leave you with a little snicker every now and then.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 6:35:20 AM   
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Hey Ron...you must be in your glory.  Jessiekapowers ass is back.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 6:37:05 AM   
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Is this drunk, or only tipsy? I can barely type and have to catch a LOT of typoes...

zuma


Tipsy is when a woman finds me hilarious.

Drunk is just where you were when you wrote this, when formally simple tasks like typing, pointing and walking become a challenging sport. Also, when she forgets that “typos“ is spelled without an “e.” Like potato.

Plastered is when a woman sits down to pee...and still misses the toilet bowl.

Don't worry, you're not considered completely wasted until you are holding on to the carpet, furniture or grass to stop yourself from falling off the Earth.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 7:01:11 AM   
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My ever so delightful and large family used to have a definition for my level of tipsiness. Years ago my brother and his wife rented this HUGE old farm house out in the middle of nowhere (more nowhere than I live now even!) and we used to have "Margarita Party at the Farm" a few times a year. We always had one on NewYearsEve and went for a horseback ride to scare the neighbours at midnight. 1-3 people per horse, some getting thrown off, usually falling off....not a pretty site.
Many bedrooms and beds meant plenty of space for drunk bodies to crash. It had a huge kitchen for a big table for the adults to sit around playing cards. We would all bring lots of food, usually a pony keg of beer and ALOT of ingredients for margaritas.( I have found that I can drink many many margaritas, lord help the company if they are made with mescal though.....holy shit ) The party usually started around 1 or 2 in the afternoon. and would last a good 12 - 14 hours. At a certain point the card game would turn into something less complicated like.......spoons.
Anyway my tipsy metre involved something like......more talkative, giggly, squinty eyed, then towards the end very quiet and sitting more slouched down in my chair, then......"where's LeeAnn?" I would have just dissappeared off to bed and been sound asleep. I am not much of a party animal to say the least.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 7:18:13 AM   
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ROFLOL!  I'd forgotten that I had written this until I saw it this morning.  Jeez!  Thanks for not ripping on me too hard, guys.
 
I don't get hangovers either.  Let's see... last night I remember pup enthusiastically asking me where I'd learned 'that new trick'.  Apparently sucking him off while kneeling at his hip is fun for him.  I usually am between his legs rather than outside of them.  I'll have to remember that.
 
Uh, anyway...  He went to get a shower, and apparently I konked out for the night.  He says I was asleep when he got out.
 
*bounces to Green Day's "Holiday"*  Hmm... nap or coffee?
 
zuma! 

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 7:47:30 AM   
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ROFLOL!  I'd forgotten that I had written this until I saw it this morning.  Jeez!  Thanks for not ripping on me too hard, guys.


No problem.  I think you understand that we had to at least a little...that was too good of a setup not to.  You are posting around sadists.  Thanks for being such a good sport.

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I don't get hangovers either.  Let's see... last night I remember pup enthusiastically asking me where I'd learned 'that new trick'.  Apparently sucking him off while kneeling at his hip is fun for him.  I usually am between his legs rather than outside of them.  I'll have to remember that.


Maybe you can't teach an old dog new tricks but a pup and his drunk wife apparently do okay.    He's a man...we are pretty simple that way.  Oral sex is pretty much universally regarded as a good thing and variety often adds something.

Steak and a blowjob Friday.

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Uh, anyway...  He went to get a shower, and apparently I konked out for the night.  He says I was asleep when he got out.


I'm going to be nice and leave that one without commenting.  I'm glad to see it looks like you two had a good evening.

Joe

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 7:50:13 AM   
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I would drop her like last nights newspaper for a go at yours, love.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 7:58:56 AM   
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I would drop her like last nights newspaper for a go at yours, love.

Ron


I bet you say that to all the girls.

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