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Your Momma is... - 9/2/2006 6:00:43 PM   
Aileen68


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Your momma is soooo ugly that her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/2/2006 8:24:08 PM   
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My momma is just........crazy. And not in a good way.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 9:34:47 AM   
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Yo' Mamma's underarms are so hairy she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

-or my favorite-

Yo' Mamma gums so rotten she spit chocolate milk.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 2:53:12 PM   
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your momma is so ugly, she scares her makeup.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 5:34:49 PM   
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Yo Mamma missing so many teeth her tongue looks like it's in jail.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 5:43:50 PM   
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Hello, Everyone.  I don't post much, usually just lurk around and read the posts, but I couldn't pass this one up.  I love these.

Yo mama so nasty I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 5:46:13 PM   
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Yo' Mamma so ugly she make a freight train take a dirt road.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 5:49:53 PM   
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Yo mama so ugly when she cries  her tears run up her face.  I got a million of 'em.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 6:46:04 PM   
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Your momma is so ugly, she makes maggots gag.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 8:25:05 PM   
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Yo mama so fat......she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!!

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 9:32:11 PM   
Jimblast1


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You Mamma so ugly when the stuck her face in cookie dough the made Gorilla cookies

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 10:03:30 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jimblast1

You Mamma so ugly when the stuck her face in cookie dough the made Gorilla cookies


Huh?  'Esplain that one to me Lucy! :)

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 10:14:12 PM   
mamabox


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yo mama so stupid she climbs the tree to rake the leaves.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/3/2006 10:40:15 PM   
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LOL Ok entertaining but what purpose does your momma jokes serve.  I sure wouldn't tell those to people offline less I wanted my face rearranged.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 12:23:12 AM   
Jimblast1


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Oh c'mon Feline....it's light hearted humor!  There's no real purpose to it except to say:

Yo' mama so ugly they tied porkchops around her neck so the dogs would play with her.


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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 12:30:04 AM   
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Oh, these were hours of entertainment back when we were younger.
Gotta see if i remember any that werent already used.


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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 3:54:12 AM   
LadyEllen


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How you know your momma's ugly -

Your dad donated his eyes to medical research, years before he died.
Your schoolfriends ask why your dad brings you to school (think about that one)
She has a loyalty card at the plastic surgery clinic
At the store, they hand her a carrier bag before she starts shopping
Your dad keeps the carrier bags from the store at his bedside - one for her and one for him (in case hers falls off)
There are no mirrors in your house
Halloween is the one night each year when she can go out

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 10:53:34 AM   
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Your momma is so ugly, when your daddy goes Deer hunting, he leaves his gun at home and takes a picture of your momma to kill the Deer.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 4:07:15 PM   
Yang4yin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jimblast1

You Mamma so ugly when the stuck her face in cookie dough the made Gorilla cookies


Huh?  'Esplain that one to me Lucy! :)


An old Red Foxx joke from "Sanford and Son."


Yo' Mamma's so fat you have to roll her around in flour to just to find the wet spot.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 10:47:58 PM   
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your momma's so fat...when she jumped, she got stuck in the sky *^_^*

that's my favorite

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