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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/3/2006 2:17:57 PM   
SavageFaerie


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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/3/2006 7:42:27 PM   
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omg ... some sharing should just NOT be done...I have this unspeakable image burnt into my poor brain now...



I have pliers, want a go?



Screams and covers me fangs...nope nope noper

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/3/2006 8:09:34 PM   
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omg ... some sharing should just NOT be done...I have this unspeakable image burnt into my poor brain now...



I have pliers, want a go?



Screams and covers me fangs...nope nope noper


You just can't blame a guy for asking. 

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 6:46:33 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman?  I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties.  Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 6:47:34 AM   
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Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman?  I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties.  Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty.


Hey!  I'm 50, I'm not old. 

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 6:53:13 AM   
Aileen68


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Edited to add that you look no where close to fifty.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 7:01:57 AM   
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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 7:02:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm sure he did...He has a wonderful way with words and the ladies, ya know.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 8:32:47 AM   
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Did we find out if the Swankster got any?


I actually DID get some, which, in all actuality is strange, because if I were a woman, and I saw a guy wearing a bright orange shirt and a thermal longsleeve undershirt, I wouldn't do it with him.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 8:34:03 AM   
TreSwank


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Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman?  I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties.  Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty.


You're right on the money, girl!!!!  I love how thirty-something gals can be SO condescending towards you because of your age, but so enthusiastic and hungry in the bedroom.  The last one I hooked up with actually called me a "titty-baby."  I thought that was really cute.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 1:48:28 PM   
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Did we find out if the Swankster got any?


I actually DID get some, which, in all actuality is strange, because if I were a woman, and I saw a guy wearing a bright orange shirt and a thermal longsleeve undershirt, I wouldn't do it with him.


Are you kidding? We older gals love guys who wear things like that. What good is a guy in a Hugo Boss suit if he cannot make you laugh?

Except that I would not be able to do it with you since orange clashes with my red hair, pity, since you are so cute, lol.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 11:36:58 PM   
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I can't believe that I compared a menopausal woman's womb to "Salem's Lot".  It's still pretty damn funny to me, but there's just something wrong about that in a big, cosmic sense - not on par with Nazi Germany or anything, but still bad in that "Hey, that's SO not cool, man!" way. 


So what do ya call it after menopause........Pet Cemetary? OMG

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/4/2006 11:41:23 PM   
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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/5/2006 12:00:56 AM   
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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/5/2006 12:20:27 AM   
Aileen68


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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/5/2006 3:26:06 AM   
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So what do ya call it after menopause........Pet Cemetary? OMG

~Big


OMG, i almost spit my coffee all over my monitor.. dayum.. You gotta warn us when You pull one of those.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/5/2006 3:32:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		I like the older ones too.  Males that is.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/5/2006 8:21:28 AM   
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So what do ya call it after menopause.....Pet Cemetary?

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*TreSwank dons a Hank Williams Senior, Grand Old Opry outfit, picks up a beaten, old acoustic guitar, and commences to sing "That Womb is a Ghost Town, But I Like You Anyway", to all the menopausal women out there.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/6/2006 10:49:47 PM   
bignipples2share


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So what do ya call it after menopause........Pet Cemetary? OMG

~Big


OMG, i almost spit my coffee all over my monitor.. dayum.. You gotta warn us when You pull one of those.

LOL, I was trying to keep up with the 'Stephen King' theme
I really don't like to ever think that I have a dead pussy, I much prefer to think of it as it just needs to be stuffed.

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RE: I Like The Older Ones - 9/6/2006 11:01:00 PM   
bignipples2share


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ORIGINAL: bignipples2share

So what do ya call it after menopause.....Pet Cemetary?

~Big




*TreSwank dons a Hank Williams Senior, Grand Old Opry outfit, picks up a beaten, old acoustic guitar, and commences to sing "That Womb is a Ghost Town, But I Like You Anyway", to all the menopausal women out there.


LOL that just means there womb for company.

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