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TreSwank -> I Like The Older Ones (9/2/2006 8:18:53 PM)
I like older gals - the sole reason being that they'll try damn near anything, because they know their reproductive organs are about to go kaput........ give up the ghost........possess all the vivifying potency of Salem's Lot. Tonight, my phallic stinger is in the ready position, and if you wear too much makeup and put away a pack and a half a day, my dousing rod WILL bend in your direction. When I inject my poison tonight, the recipient of this sting will feel her woman parts quiver.............hell, her ovaries and uterus may even explode into a reproductive stewed hysterectomy. In about 45 minutes I'm going out for the kill, and hopefully the hunt will be productive.

Lordandmaster -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/2/2006 8:22:14 PM)
Her OVARIES AND UTERUS? I hope you plan to wear a condom...

LaTigresse -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/2/2006 8:22:54 PM)
OMG I am laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/2/2006 8:24:07 PM)
When I thought of the exploding ovaries thing, I almost died laughing at the stewed hysterectomy line..............but I really am going out tonight to have a couple drinks and relax. I spend so many hours on YouTube that my BRAIN needs some R&R time.

LaTigresse -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/2/2006 8:28:07 PM)
I did that here at home. It is too far to drive up to the city for a few drinks

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/2/2006 8:32:03 PM)
The bar is actually about two blocks from my apartment, so it's convenient. Besides, I doubt that I'll get any snapper-roonie tonight............my hair doesn't look that glorious. Jesus.......................................I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE OUT OF MY WORK CLOTHES. I should just spend another half-hour on the computer, then go to bed. The fucking Jack and Cokes cost too much, but I really need to let loose. Too much work makes Bruce a dull boy. Okay, it's the last edit, for at least two hours, because I'm going to get ready NOW, and stop being a lazy ass. I just got off the most hellish shift at work, and the Swanksta needs something to chemically alter those neurotransmitters.

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 3:05:11 AM)
I was wrong ; I got my groove on. .

Aileen68 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 4:33:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I was wrong ; I got my groove on. . Did she take her teeth out?

Lordandmaster -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 10:03:35 AM)
Laughing...I was gonna ask whether he popped any ovaries... quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I was wrong ; I got my groove on. . Did she take her teeth out?

Level -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 10:31:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I was wrong ; I got my groove on. . Did she take her teeth out? LOL........ maybe he was doing her from behind and knocked them loose....[:D]

mnottertail -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 10:34:57 AM)
It shows.......it shows.........I can't understand the bit about your hair tho, I thought you were an expert in that field, had bought gloves and everthin'.

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 10:56:53 AM)
I just cut it too damn short this time. It's about the same length that it is in my profile snapshot - and I look better when my hair is slightly longer than that.........I can ruffle up the top a bit and not have it look very meticulous.

Aileen68 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 11:16:24 AM)
Oh...so you are an expert coulour specialist not an expert stylist.

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 11:41:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Oh...so you are an expert coulour specialist not an expert stylist. Correct, at least according to the Clairol box - which can't be wrong because EVERYONE knows that big companies never lie........ EVER. I can't believe that I compared a menopausal woman's womb to "Salem's Lot". It's still pretty damn funny to me, but there's just something wrong about that in a big, cosmic sense - not on par with Nazi Germany or anything, but still bad in that "Hey, that's SO not cool, man!" way. I was on this website the other night, where unfortunate traumatized would-be parents posted photos of their "beautiful" stillborn children, and I got the same kind of UNCOOL vibe from that. Jesus Christ, that website freaked me out. As a matter of fact, I remember going to work that day, and not being able to stop thinking about it. Even though it was natural................it wasn't so natural for me. I'm going to try to find that site again, and put the link on a separate post.

mnottertail -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 11:56:22 AM)
gotta give props to the guy that knows his limits.......

Riff -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 12:01:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Did she take her teeth out? you may laugh, but without a shadow of a doubt the best EVER bj I got was from a woman who had no teeth... and it was gorgeous :)

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 12:04:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Riff quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Did she take her teeth out? you may laugh, but without a shadow of a doubt the best EVER bj I got was from a woman who had no teeth... and it was gorgeous :) That guy is a man's man. He's completely comfortable in his skin, and will fess up to anything that he does, without having to be interrogated, which makes for kick-ass fishing trip stories.

MistressWolfen -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 12:17:56 PM)
omg ... some sharing should just NOT be done...I have this unspeakable image burnt into my poor brain now...

Riff -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 12:34:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressWolfen omg ... some sharing should just NOT be done...I have this unspeakable image burnt into my poor brain now... I have pliers, want a go? [8D]

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 1:17:48 PM)
I love the fact that many older women are quite comfortable with nasty "butt-sex". Alot of younger girls have WAY too many hang ups. "Isn't is gonna hurt? Blah, Blah, Blah...........Yaddah, Yaddah, Yaddah. Just relax, girl, I'm gonna take this easy." NONE OF THAT SHIT with experienced women. Flagellation - Sure! Why the hell not? Choking:- I'm game! Toilet Play-Maybe NOT SO MUCH. I guess that's more of a "specialist's" field.

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