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humour has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/8/2006 5:52:30 PM   
Spunkin


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Status: offline 		hello everyone whos anyone trying to fit into the lifestyle, you guys have alot more tits and balls than alot of
the true blue or younger dominants, and sorry but the men are the worst offenders ive seen elsewere only on the internet, K.
Yes im a switch of all two weeks and 10months online plus 6mths simply following my nose to what were
almost driving me insane, or so i thought as ive done this all alone up till now, W/well some of you no how this is with D/s relations,but ive not read naught books on absoloutely nothing in this World from schools i attended till age 15yrs.
Now numbing my mind with alcohol and a little of me brothers stash a  hash, but 18yrs old were the start of the job carrer id always dreamed of as a child and big kid into age play right now,
to feel all of what the real life players and stylers feel from being and seeing there own reflections of one another,
is were im at with my online romance with what seems like more than just one or two close close friends helping me see what they no i need to see, as these ones have been sneakily watching myself and teaching the little lost three year old baby boy all along, the whole 6months or probably more if you new who i were talking about, ?
 
Simple humour far too cute for the W/whole World internet blogging humans of all races and creeds,life styles,
prisons and especially the good book" - and ive not said its the god the vanillas use here.
I can have myn own god if i truly believe this and keep true to it and whoever the persona or persons maybe.
 
The humour i used to play my fantasy with these people were to be so loud there all going to almost hate me for being so straight up and to the point instead of worring about how many friends i were making at the same time,
it were playing out my favourite TV characters like  JIM CLARRY, I LOVE THIS DUDE NOW, no careing love with no sex as spunkin is not a bi nor homo'sex in uall. a trick,illusion i lost track and didnt realise what the fuck id done there, Lojoy, till a week ago,
And of course i did appoligize for this to those who wanted to help me, but i really dont think any of them could like i new or let my Mummy Savanna2play do and learn a little from the one who were meant to be ohh so so dumb and silly you see.
This will and has got me exactly what id set out to do from day one folks,
were not all like one another and i simply think W/we can be more like one another in a funny but happy joyous occasions i no i will always want till im pushing up dasiys.
 
Good bless you all,
Time to go life the dream ALL OF YOU here inspired me to keep searching for, and thrive i did,
You guys are more open and honest here than anywhere else my Mother savanna noticed before i did,
and she is hated for the same reasons others i who dont nothe real caring deviet Mom' and not many will ,
You see its not all about the tabboo of sex and what feels right for one as one must make a cool total of TWO,
and one huge loud persona that would grow with other young upstart sprouts like spunkin here.
 
sincerly,
Lee.- Aka spkn + T/wills/45
 
Thanx fror listening folks ive a great deal of respect for all
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RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/8/2006 9:09:23 PM   
Sub03


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RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/8/2006 9:15:23 PM   
LTRsubNW


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Status: offline 		See, now this is the exact reason it scares the shit out of me that everyone in this country has an equal vote.

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RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/8/2006 9:17:05 PM   
Sub03


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Status: offline 		Well I think he's from england so we dont have to worry too much.

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RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/9/2006 3:37:37 AM   
RubberWitch


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J&c, on behalf of England

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/9/2006 10:01:54 AM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		Did you want to use this as an introduction?  You seem to have placed it in the humor section.

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/9/2006 10:52:24 AM   
Steelriven


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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/9/2006 10:57:59 AM   
TNstepsout


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You are never EVER to interrupt the grown ups again!

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/9/2006 11:20:51 AM   
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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/9/2006 11:54:03 AM   
Steelriven


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quote:

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Go stand in the corner and don't come out until you are told.

You are never EVER to interrupt the grown ups again!


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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/10/2006 1:35:01 PM   
Sardaxia


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Status: offline 		Sub03, what makes you think he's from England ? Is that how we are percieved! (If you checked his profile 'Spunkin' is actually from Invergargill New Zealand.)

Worried,
England

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/10/2006 1:59:34 PM   
gentlethistle


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sardaxia
what makes you think he's from England?


Maybe it was just his sense of 'humour'...

Laura

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/10/2006 3:28:11 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Glad I'm not the only one who didn't understand him or see the humor.

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/10/2006 3:30:31 PM   
Saratov


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Steelriven

pfftttt LOL!


quote:

ORIGINAL: TNstepsout

Go stand in the corner and don't come out until you are told.

You are never EVER to interrupt the grown ups again!



Steelriven, when's the last time you got spanked young lady?

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/12/2006 7:39:11 PM   
Spunkin


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Status: offline 		Gidday,gidday all the members whove replied to the sense of humours too many have lost, or taking some posts personaly, or SIMPLY dont understand the boy with in the spunkin here,
My point is this, - Not every submissive brat or rebel you guys will see or meet online and real time will be as you EXPECT them to be,
should this man be a weakling or not as inteligent as the Doms W/world over ?
should he just tell you all what you want to hear so he can get his OWN way like he has with most things right through out life,
should he not have a sense of humour unlike any other SIMPLY because others dont understand him,
Is it wrong for him to use this sense of humour with all walks of life and persona's that truly love him for it,
 
The W/world is telling me there ENVIOUS of this bloke of wicked sense of humour that he can do anywere without feeling any shame what so ever,
Is it wrong for spunky man to be able to fit in with all walks of life and people useing his humour to let those less fortunite OPEN UP to him like none other, ???
 
The KIDS say the darndest things dont they just"
 
and if the W/world and new zealand people ive meet like and laugh out loud like theve not done for many many years,
plus thus breaking the invalueble ice time needed to fit in W/were others judge him by his mean or nasty looks first in our W/world of love to hate and hate to love.
All of my learnings ive taught myself out of sheer ignorance of the world i didnt understand W/why it needed to be so so mean and nasty for,
No books, no telivision, no news papers id read, and learnt from my OWN life experiences all my life,  now i read bd&sm only.
 
Untill im taught differnt and or given a compelling reason to stop the humour ive EARNT and have a great deal of respect for by many differnt walks of life and scenes i cant change it and should i, ?
my answer is yea kind'a, i need to learn when enough is enough, and how to see the signs when it gets out of hand on the internet mainly,
remember this is ONLY myself on text form here, and if i use the words fuck,cunt shity fuck up " - this also wont mean i or others are angery,
to come into these threads,posts,blogs, is so others see the real you right " - there for i dont make myself out to be the perfect submissive or switch anywere i go,
this would be a lie and not what the Mistress's want from me right " - many other life style'ers do percieve me as the PERFECT one,
maybe theve lived a TOTALLY differnt life and style to spunkin,
spunkin were never a vanilla man to begin with before finding his new calling with the bd&sm life, so of course these masters and mistress's can still learn a thing or three from myself and the submissive male or female also, - i do hope so.
 
Sorry but you must hate me before you love me,  but its the way its been for hundreds of years, - hate to love is were its all at folks.
Never interupt the grown ups they no best dont they, - perhaps the answers lie in those kids who did sit there to be seen and not heard,
i watched and watched many a perant whine,whinge and moan about this or that going on in the W/world  for my whole childhood and teen years also,
if my OWN learnings help those older ones in my new world of bd&sm then i should use it to the best of my ability,
wouldnt it be lolly to fit in.
the only comment i thought a tad rough or silly were from the rubber witch, - if only she had added a = Lol, loj - lojoy, to show us shes kidding,
kidding about the judgement of myself and merry old England she should love, like anyone life styler should, or not let on to show her lack of respect for that one particular country.
Now she could take this the wrong way and not see the point ive made at all, or maybe, just maybe LEARN from it with her sexy open mind im sure she does own.
i appoligize for my previous posts mistakes and misinterpretations i may have caused.
 
Thanx for your time and enjoy the life you Choose for ever * IN ONE SIMPLE DAY AT A TIME: *
 
bobye.
spkn.
 
 
 

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/12/2006 8:13:12 PM   
EnglishDomNW


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Status: offline 		Humour may have been lost but brevity was positively kidnapped.

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/12/2006 8:18:58 PM   
LotusSong


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quote:

ORIGINAL: EnglishDomNW

Humour may have been lost but brevity was positively kidnapped.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/13/2006 10:57:55 AM   
Sub03


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sardaxia

Sub03, what makes you think he's from England ? Is that how we are percieved! (If you checked his profile 'Spunkin' is actually from Invergargill New Zealand.)

Worried,
England


Well when I looked at his profile it said england---not my fault if he changes it.

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/13/2006 11:11:39 AM   
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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

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RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. - 9/13/2006 2:12:11 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Me thinkst some sort of "substance" was involved.

You think you're scared ? I know people who get like that and would post like that. Even scarier, some of them do it without the benefits of modern chemistry (I think).

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