Emperor1956
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The Biology professor was giving his first lecture to his new freshman class. He scanned the classroom, found a likely subject, and looked at his seating chart.
"Miss Anderson?"
The perky co-ed looked up, startled.
"Please tell me what organ of the human body grows more than eight times its normal size when stimulated?"
The cute young girl blushed and stammered "Professor! I can't believe you asked me that question!"
And the professor said "Miss Anderson, from your answer I deduce two things:
First, you did not do the assigned reading, or you would have known the correct answer is 'the pupil of the eye'.
Second, someday, young lady, you will be sorely disappointed!"
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.
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