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LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 4:15:38 PM)

Ooooooooooooooooklahoma!:  Where the subs come sweepin' down the plain 
                                                 And the wavin' whip can sure feel sweet 
                                                 When the Domme hits right to find your shame!



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 4:17:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

Are you counting the outlying states? Like Hawaii, Alaska, and Iraq?

J


I did Hawaii and Alaska already.. Iraq is a state now??? Gad, George moves fast!
 
But if you want one..we can find one in Iraq too :)



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 4:25:32 PM)

North Carolina:  Known for bar-b-ques and great food as well as it's "closet" Dommes.  Remember Aunt Bea?  Huh?.. remember how Andy would perspire profusely when he had to tell her bad news? And BARNEY.. you should have seen him BEFORE he pissed her off that one day in May... whew...  and Otis?  He never drank until he met her...

yeah... EVERYONE knew about sweet ol' Aunt Bea.... and her southern "hospitality"...



CreoleCook -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 5:44:19 PM)

Wyoming:  Be careful, as the antelope outnumber the people in the state 9 to 1.... I would suggest putting on some Levis jeans, get out yer shit kickers, and a nice black stetson, and take a ride in your 4x4... like Alan Jackson says... there's sometin women like about a pickup man...



Saratov -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 5:49:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Maine, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island:  Look for the LOBSTERS!  Most successful Dommes run lobster houses! 
 
However, in the areas further inland, you will have to seek the Dommes with crabs. 
 
(WHHHAAAT!!!.. What did I say???!!! WASSA MATTER NOW???!!!)


Just remember:  It's to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ. [;)]



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 6:04:57 PM)

Wyoming-  Where the Dommes and the antelope Play!  Bring your pick-em-up truck and boots... When they are done playing with the antelopes they will be tired and you can endear them to you by giving them a lift back to the dungeon.



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 6:12:19 PM)

Michigan-  You can find them as mangers in the auto industry. Since Chrysler and Ford are having big layoffs you are in luck!  Go to the local unemployment office or beer night at ACLU Union hall.  A bottle of "Ode de Engine Oil" will warm her heart as she is flooded with fond memories of the guys she had to whip into shape on the line.
 
You'll be in like Flynn!



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/20/2006 7:10:08 PM)

OK.. We've done 33 so far



wild1cfl -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/21/2006 4:44:56 PM)

Have you done Wisconsin yet? I did not see it so here goes.

Just yell out "Free Cheese" and they will come a runnin'



wild1cfl -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/21/2006 4:46:57 PM)

New Mexico,  Se hable "si Senora" and wave a ristra of Hatch Chiles



wild1cfl -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/21/2006 4:48:20 PM)

Colorado,  Wear your best ski outfit and wave an extra ski lift pass for Telluride, or Aspen.



HarryVanWinkle -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/21/2006 7:58:35 PM)

Indiana... if they know what a "Hoosier" is, they must be a Dom.

In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.

Semi-native.  36 years.



WayWardSoul -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/21/2006 8:01:14 PM)

you need Missouri the sHOw me state, I da ho with its famous potato heads and Iowa which has Idiots Out Wandering Around



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/22/2006 9:00:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

Have you done Wisconsin yet? I did not see it so here goes.

Just yell out "Free Cheese" and they will come a runnin'


Thanks for the help!
 
Let's see what I can do here..

Wisconsin- Being Packers fans and stylish, you will find these willowy beauties shopping in leather stores that sport the "Cheese-Head" hats and the licorice whips.  



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/22/2006 9:02:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

New Mexico,  Se hable "si Senora" and wave a ristra of Hatch Chiles


I'll concede to this one :)  Good job!



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/22/2006 9:05:41 AM)

Colorado -The Dommes here will send you on a "Rocky Mountain High"!  If you can out-ski them, you will catch their eye.  Beware of trees.



michaelGA2 -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/22/2006 9:08:53 AM)

i know of a way to find a Mistress...go into a public place and shout out as loud as you can:

SOMEBODY SPANK ME!!


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Lashra -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/22/2006 9:12:07 AM)

Yeah? But michael, what are you going to do when some big burly guy idles up and puts his hand on your ass? [;)]

~Lashra



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/22/2006 9:12:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.



For those that do not know of this phenomenon-  When it rains here in Arizona..our whole inch a year, it is an event.  Protocol dictates that when the first drop falls, you go on alert, then as the 15 minute downpour happens, we DO run outside and look at the rain.  Arizonans and lemmings.. you can't explain it.. you just have to be polite until it passes. It's almost as good as a space shuttle lift-off to us:)
 
Yelling "Goooooooooooooooooooooolly! ShiZAM!" at us just heightens our frenzy.  Please do not feed the natives.

Edited because the spell check is NOT perfect.. but I'm getting better.  "Damn it JIM!  I'm a Domme..not an figgin' English professor!"



LotusSong -> RE: How to Find a Domme! (9/22/2006 9:16:49 AM)

Will somebody  PULEEZE help out Michael here?  At least MEET  him.  It's not the best picture in the world, but I'm sure he's a nice guy and sincere in his search.. 

This has been a PSA.  No charge.  No slaves were injured in the composing of this.



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