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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Yeah? But michael, what are you going to do when some big burly guy idles up and puts his hand on your ass? [;)]

~Lashra

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Will somebody  PULEEZE help out Michael here?  At least MEET  him.  It's not the best picture in the world, but I'm sure he's a nice guy and sincere in his search.. 

This has been a PSA.  No charge.  No slaves were injured in the composing of this.

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

you need Missouri the sHOw me state, I da ho with its famous potato heads and Iowa which has Idiots Out Wandering Around

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ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

i was born in Missouri and lived there during my childhood...nobody ever showed me nuthin'

LOL

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.

For those that do not know of this phenomenon-  When it rains here in Arizona..our whole inch a year, it is an event.  Protocol dictates that when the first drop falls, you go on alert, then as the 15 minute downpour happens, we DO run outside and look at the rain.  Arizonans and lemmings.. you can't explain it.. you just have to be polite until it passes. It's almost as good as a space shuttle lift-off to us:)
 
Yelling "Goooooooooooooooooooooolly! ShiZAM!" at us just heightens our frenzy.  Please do not feed the natives.

Edited because the spell check is NOT perfect.. but I'm getting better.  "Damn it JIM!  I'm a Domme..not an figgin' English professor!"

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ORIGINAL: Saratov


I know turkey ranchers have problems w/ losing population when it rains, birds looking up drown.  Does the same thing happen there in AZ? 

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.

For those that do not know of this phenomenon-  When it rains here in Arizona..our whole inch a year, it is an event.  Protocol dictates that when the first drop falls, you go on alert, then as the 15 minute downpour happens, we DO run outside and look at the rain.  Arizonans and lemmings.. you can't explain it.. you just have to be polite until it passes. It's almost as good as a space shuttle lift-off to us:)
 
Yelling "Goooooooooooooooooooooolly! ShiZAM!" at us just heightens our frenzy.  Please do not feed the natives.

Edited because the spell check is NOT perfect.. but I'm getting better.  "Damn it JIM!  I'm a Domme..not an figgin' English professor!"

I know turkey ranchers have problems w/ losing population when it rains, birds looking up drown.  Does the same thing happen there in AZ? 

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.

For those that do not know of this phenomenon-  When it rains here in Arizona..our whole inch a year, it is an event.  Protocol dictates that when the first drop falls, you go on alert, then as the 15 minute downpour happens, we DO run outside and look at the rain.  Arizonans and lemmings.. you can't explain it.. you just have to be polite until it passes. It's almost as good as a space shuttle lift-off to us:)
 
Yelling "Goooooooooooooooooooooolly! ShiZAM!" at us just heightens our frenzy.  Please do not feed the natives.

Edited because the spell check is NOT perfect.. but I'm getting better.  "Damn it JIM!  I'm a Domme..not an figgin' English professor!"

I know turkey ranchers have problems w/ losing population when it rains, birds looking up drown.  Does the same thing happen there in AZ? 

No, that doesn't happen here in Arizona.  We protect our turkeys from this fate by keeping them in the State Legislature or in Congress.

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
MISSOURI - This state was originally settled by Dommes. While deliberating on a name to call their new digs, they happened upon a submissive.  This little SAM thought referring to Dommes as "Ho"s would be cute.  Hence, the state was called "Misery" in honor of this little SAM (..what was left of him).  Then some Doms moved in and started calling it Missouri, and there went the neighborhood.    Well, you know how guys are.  Give them an inch and they call it 10 inches. We gave them the Ozarks. ...  because they had  nice mouths.. REAL nice mouths....(Like we are going to give it away? Oy!) 
 
IDAHO - The ONE "Ho" they found among them in Misery was banished to the next state over.  She decided to to mock the Misery-ites by calling her digs - "I Da Ho". All this got her was a mass migration of Doms from Missouri.  There are no Dommes in Idaho.
 
IOWA - One of the best-kept secrets of Dom/me-dom.  There is actually a ranch where they breed Dom/mes there!  These are the only "TRUE Dom/mes".  You can tell by the certification brand on their backsides. 

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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

I have not seen Alaska yet,  there you just go get one out of the igloo and then bring them down to Arizona to unthaw LOL