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Famous Last Words... - 9/19/2006 5:14:14 PM   
CreoleCook


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Status: offline 		Okay folks, I know you've probably heard a few "famous last words" in your time... its time to share them with everyone else...

FLW:  "You know I'm drunk... if you continue to tap on my shoulder, I'll turn around and piss on you." 

(and thus, he turned around, and pissed on the cop tapping him on the shoulder.  Arrested for public intoxication, disorderly conduct, disrespect to a police officer, resisting arrest... he might get out in a few months...)
 
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/19/2006 8:18:57 PM   
Saratov


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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/20/2006 5:48:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		"I drank what?" ~~Socrates


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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/20/2006 9:19:41 PM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/22/2006 12:25:04 AM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 1:49:53 AM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 2:35:28 AM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 3:44:30 AM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 3:46:46 AM   
philosophy


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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 6:17:17 PM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 6:20:00 PM   
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-- last words of the Chief of the Manhattan Tribe.

Okay, I stole that from a Gary Larson cartoon. 

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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 7:37:31 PM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/23/2006 8:29:41 PM   
Marc2b


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-- Aleeged dying words of Kit Carson.


Of course, I meant ALLEGED.  ARRRRRRGH!  I really hate it when you spot something like that and the damn edit button is gone!

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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/24/2006 8:02:31 AM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/25/2006 10:42:39 PM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 9/26/2006 12:13:36 AM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 10/8/2006 2:47:55 PM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 10/8/2006 4:26:34 PM   
Saratov


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RE: Famous Last Words... - 10/8/2006 4:37:08 PM   
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RE: Famous Last Words... - 10/8/2006 4:59:00 PM   
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