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ShadeDiva -> RE: household objects (5/24/2004 4:06:07 AM)

LMAO!

True that!

~ShadeDiva



Checkers -> RE: household objects (5/24/2004 9:14:33 PM)

ShadeDiva,
I tried freezing water in a condom as mentioned in that article (great job researching, by the way). They called theirs a 'chilldo'. I called mine a slutsicle.
Checkers



ShadeDiva -> RE: household objects (5/25/2004 6:33:44 PM)

*smile*

My alltime fav for humiliation dildo-wise was having them get a dildo ice mold, and making a *cumsicle*, and then having them rape their ass with their own jizz.

I found and find a great deal of irony and amusement in that.

It seems to ah ... float their boats.

lol

~ShadeDiva



dixiedumpling -> RE: household objects (5/27/2004 6:18:45 PM)

Y'all sure use the word "natural" a lot. Arsenic is also "natural". Anyone using that?
I think a lot of warnings on packages are lawsuit protection for the makers of the products, however, people are sensitive to different things and can have allergic reactions. BenGay and ice cubes mixed together are agony.
Have heard of someone jumping into a cold spring fed pool on a hot day and dying of a heard attack.



MasterD0054 -> RE: household objects (6/3/2004 3:13:32 PM)

I have heard of sucking the chrome off of a trailer hitch ball, but never riding the chrome off of one....LOL
After a second look she needs to be made to sit down completely.....shes just perched on it........wont get any chrome off like that...LOL



MistressKiss -> RE: household objects (6/3/2004 10:02:03 PM)

HEY, NO FAIR!!! THIS IS NOT A HOUSEHOLD OBJECT!!!!

(laughing my ass off)

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Thanatosian -> RE: household objects (6/4/2004 7:38:23 AM)

Kiss - it is if you are a redneck [;)]



ShadeDiva -> RE: household objects (6/4/2004 6:50:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dixiedumpling
Y'all sure use the word "natural" a lot. Arsenic is also "natural". Anyone using that?
I think a lot of warnings on packages are lawsuit protection for the makers of the products, however, people are sensitive to different things and can have allergic reactions. BenGay and ice cubes mixed together are agony.

Indeed, however your logic there is a tad flawed - I'm pretty damn sure most containers that HOLD arsenic say *not for internal use* and thus, would apply to my basic objection, which really had nothing to do with whether or not it was natural. Granted you might not have been referring to any particuklar thing *I* said, but I just hadda jump in and be the devils advocate for a second LOL.

Sure *maybe* that warning label on the arsenic that says POISON! TOXIC! DO NOT CONSUME OR USE INTERNALLY! (or whatever warning might be on the container lol) *might* indeed just be for the manufactors protection ... or *maybe* it's because it will affect the human body in a negative manner.

Again it boils down to what risks you are willing to take with your body ... or someone else's.

~ShadeDiva



ShadeDiva -> RE: household objects (6/4/2004 6:51:36 PM)

er particular rather.

lol

~ShadeDiva



proudsub -> RE: household objects (6/5/2004 12:19:56 AM)

Here's a "reader's comment" sent into "Great Sexpectations" regarding masturbating with a bottle, it's a hazard i never thought of:

"The woman that stated that she used a bottle to masturbate
with should be warned against doing that. When inserted the
bottle can form a vacuum seal. Odds are that it would have
to be removed by a doctor as the individual would not be able
to reach the hole to release the seal. Imagine not only the
ride to the hospital but the story one would have to give
the doctor. Not fun. Honestly, this really can happen and it
is very unwise to use a bottle to masturbate with. "



Estring -> RE: household objects (6/5/2004 12:35:02 AM)

I have a solution. Swallow some money, push your nose, and the bottle should pop right out. I recommend using exact change though. Giving change is messy. [:D]



dixiedumpling -> RE: household objects (6/5/2004 7:48:30 AM)

quote:

I'm pretty damn sure most containers that HOLD arsenic say *not for internal use* and thus, would apply to my basic objection, which really had nothing to do with whether or not it was natural.


Mistress:
i wasn't referring to using anything with arsenic in it, but rather with the general concensus that "natural" meant good for you. There are quite a few "natural" compounds that are bad. Not everything bad is cooked up in a labratory.

What can be riskier than undressing for someone you don't know very well and allowing them to tie you up and whip you? Talk about risky behavior!



MistressKiss -> RE: household objects (6/6/2004 5:35:29 AM)

my humble apologies....you're correct...grins



MistressKiss -> RE: household objects (6/6/2004 5:37:43 AM)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Having worked in hospital ER's....trust me...it happens.

And just to further humiliate those that it happens to...yes, we all close the door or curtain to your examination room and laugh our asses off...not to mention giggles and pointing.

God, it KILLS me to admit this, being a person with medical ethics....(grins)



proudsub -> RE: household objects (6/6/2004 8:24:39 AM)

quote:

Having worked in hospital ER's....trust me...it happens.


Are you talking about the bottle thing?



LDnHisRose -> RE: The Extractor & Clothespins (6/8/2004 5:25:29 PM)

Hi A/all! New to the boards and this is my first post [:)]

-ICE: Great stuff! Master recently discovered these new "water bottles" ice cube trays which make wonderful capsule shaped ice cubes, no more sharp edges, and great for anal insertion! [;)]

-A bundle of dowel rods secured with one of those plastic zip ties makes a wonderful sensation toy! Tap or run it over your sub/slaves body and OMG...mmmmm!
Also, Our local ranch supply stores have a wealth of BDSM goodies:
quirts(sp?), bits (just cover them in rubber), crops (all sizes! mmm), lambs wool dusters, rope, clamps...and the list goes on!!!

One more thing we've discovered and love, We bought an "electro-paddle" online for about $30 dollars that runs on batteries and delivers a highly satisfactory spark *G*. However, later we discovered this goodie at a dirt cheap price in a ranch supple catalogue...turns out it's an electric bug zapper! LOL
Looks like a small version of a tennis racket.
:)

Thanks for all the other great ideas A/all!

~His rose~ [:)]



proudsub -> RE: The Extractor & Clothespins (6/8/2004 5:54:22 PM)

quote:

One more thing we've discovered and love, We bought an "electro-paddle" online for about $30 dollars that runs on batteries and delivers a highly satisfactory spark *G*. However, later we discovered this goodie at a dirt cheap price in a ranch supple catalogue...turns out it's an electric bug zapper! LOL
Looks like a small version of a tennis racket.
:)


We have had one of those for years for zapping bugs (having been a tennis player LOL) but i am afraid to mention its other use to Master, although it does sound intriguing. I've seen them for sale at online adult stores, but they are much cheaper at places like walmart, like you said.

Also i love my small battery operated tens unit, from a medical supply store. It's intended for muscle stimulation but feels wonderful elsewhere[;)].



LDnHisRose -> RE: The Extractor & Clothespins (6/8/2004 9:21:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: proudsub

Also i love my small battery operated tens unit, from a medical supply store. It's intended for muscle stimulation but feels wonderful elsewhere[;)].



Battery operated tens unit? How much do they run may I ask? We've had very limited electro-play experience (bug zapping excluded..lol), so is it safe for beginners? [:D]



proudsub -> RE: The Extractor & Clothespins (6/8/2004 10:02:19 PM)

quote:

Battery operated tens unit? How much do they run may I ask?


It was a gift from my first Dom, i think he paid about $40. He bought it in the UK but i would think they are available here too.

It is very safe, it doesn't shock, and has variable controls for intensity. I've used it on max with no problem. However we were told not to use it directly on the clit. My Dom enjoyed it on him too[;)].



MrThorns -> RE: household objects (6/9/2004 1:58:45 PM)

Icey Hott
Big rubber bands
Wooden hairbrush
Cutting board (I have one of those flexible plastic cutting boards with a handle...works great)
One of those electro-bug-zapper thingies that looks like a tennis raquet
coat hangers..(Think "Mommy Dearest")

Thats all I can think of at the moment...

~Thorns



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