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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 8:27:40 AM

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Masturbating..........and cooking a hamburger.

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 8:28:52 AM

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Masturbating..........and cooking a hamburger.

The mental picture this statement gives me... would make any other man shiver... cross his legs...and haul ass....roflmao

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 8:38:52 AM

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Yeah....I got home from my place of employment about an hour ago, all haggard looking and exhausted from a day of avoiding supervisors, speaking crudely about female co-worker's body parts, and smoking cigarettes while I was supposed to be working. One thing led to another, and all of sudden I was whackin' and cookin' at the same time. Lord have mercy!!!

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 8:48:44 AM

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I have to ask........doesn't the thought of errant grease splatters make that rather dangerous? Or, did it add to the thrill?

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 10:09:55 AM

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I have to ask........doesn't the thought of errant grease splatters make that rather dangerous? Or, did it add to the thrill?

It just shows ya how TreSwank lives on the edge, baby!

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 11:28:28 AM

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*note to self.. never eat at Tre's house unless he washes his hands....*

Blue cheese... *shudder*

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 11:30:30 AM

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Just make sure you don't fry your frenulum.

And yeah, Lorelei is right--if you ever want to have a burger with me, let's go to Chili's or something.

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 11:30:32 AM

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*note to self.. never eat at Tre's house unless he washes his hands....*

Blue cheese... *shudder*

Ya never know, Spanky might just like his own "special sauce".....

(the fact that I even thought that up is just wrong on sooooooo many levels)

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 11:36:24 AM

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I'll bet that TreSwank's "special" sauce is more palate-friendly than gourmet-quality creme brulee. I'll send you a sample for an amazing one-time offer of $19.99!!!!!!!!! Get it while it's hot (no pun intended).

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 11:41:20 AM

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Thats okay Spanky, I will allow you to keep it for your burgers.

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 11:42:25 AM

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Thats okay Spanky, I will allow you to keep it for your burgers.

Honey............I ain't eatin' that shit myself..........it's for female consumption only. Can't a guy whack off and make burgers without all of the sarcasm from the peanut gallery?

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 11:58:02 AM

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Nope.

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 12:03:27 PM

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I'll bet that TreSwank's "special" sauce is more palate-friendly than gourmet-quality creme brulee. I'll send you a sample for an amazing one-time offer of $19.99!!!!!!!!! Get it while it's hot (no pun intended).

Thats funny, I actually made creme brulee at work today. Just regular vanilla flavor though.

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 12:04:12 PM

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just sitting here ...wondering what would be a good thing to do tonite..hmmm

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 1:18:25 PM

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Suffering. It's cramp time, and the boy is at work, so none 'o' dat Love Juice Cures Cramps. Damn, why can't I make a slave have my cramps for me?

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 1:31:33 PM

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Damn, why can't I make a slave have my cramps for me?

sorry, not even willing, let alone able... but i sympathise

at the moment i'm thinking things that will definitely get me in trouble when i get to see Ma'am again

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 1:44:14 PM

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Sympathise? Oh, nice try!

Sexy things about your Domme, DarchChylde? Naughty, naughty!

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 1:44:38 PM

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Yanno...

I'm sorry you have cramps, and I'm sure they're unpleasant.

But one thing I've never understood is when women complain about the physical pains of being a woman. Menstruating. Giving birth. Menopause. God knows what else.

It's all part of being a woman, isn't it? Men have physical pains too, you know, but we don't complain about them every month. Or do you really believe that women have more painful lives than men?

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Suffering. It's cramp time, and the boy is at work, so none 'o' dat Love Juice Cures Cramps. Damn, why can't I make a slave have my cramps for me?

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 1:47:21 PM

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Thats okay Spanky, I will allow you to keep it for your burgers.

Honey............I ain't eatin' that shit myself..........it's for female consumption only. Can't a guy whack off and make burgers without all of the sarcasm from the peanut gallery?

Sorry didn't mean to start nothing... just made me cringe when i read your post....

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RE: What are you doing, right now, this minute? - 10/23/2006 1:48:35 PM

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Nope, I'm not saying it's worse. But if you were in pain at this very moment, I'd let you whine about it.

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Yanno...

I'm sorry you have cramps, and I'm sure they're unpleasant.

But one thing I've never understood is when women complain about the physical pains of being a woman. Menstruating. Giving birth. Menopause. God knows what else.

It's all part of being a woman, isn't it? Men have physical pains too, you know, but we don't complain about them every month. Or do you really believe that women have more painful lives than men?

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Suffering. It's cramp time, and the boy is at work, so none 'o' dat Love Juice Cures Cramps. Damn, why can't I make a slave have my cramps for me?

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