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You know you have a "real" dom on your hands ... - 11/21/2006 10:43:59 AM

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1. He claims to have been "in the lifestyle" for 25 years .... and he is only 26 ...

2. He claims to be part of an ancient European secret tradition of domination ...

3. He claims to be a dominate ...

4. He demands on being addressed as "Master" right out of the gate ...

5. He informs you that all women are naturally bi-sexual ...

6. He insists you provide him nude photos of his property ... in his first email ...

7. He declares that knowing your real name is unimportant ... you are now his pet ...

8. He demands that you provide a BDSM checklist in your first response ...

9. His initial email is a notice that he is going to be in "your area" for a week long business trip and wants to arrange a playdate ...

10. He asks you right off the bat if you have a twin sister...

Okay... help me out; what are some of your "red flags"?

RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 10:48:35 AM

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LMAO

wow ummm

when he tells me that I have no need to communicate with others because he is all I will ever need

when he stresses how much of an EXPERT he is in all areas

when he askes for my opinion on something and then says 'that's ok, not everyone is perfect; we will work on that " ( and yes lol, I actually had one say that to me )

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 10:50:31 AM

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My red flags are the little one worded e-mails such as "approach". grrrrr I hate those. Plus, I generally find that someone who is real about something doesn't do alot of ego boosting about it. If he is good at what he does he does not need to shout it out above the crowd. Also if he is good he does not need several titles such as MasterlordDomDaddy. Another thing is asking about my experience. I do not mind one bit in letting someone I may be playing with in the future know what I have and have not done. However, if he wants details like "what were you wearing" I chalk it up to jack off material and block him.

I thought I was the only one who got feed the Ancient European Secret Domination line crap!

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 10:51:21 AM

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a girl that refuses any one of these things raises big red flags for me.

Ron

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 10:52:05 AM

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When they claim to be an expert at anything. Or they know all there is to know on a topic. There is always room to grow and learn not matter how good you are. So for me anyone proclaiming to know it all sends me running.

aurora

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 10:56:53 AM

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I personally love the "Mistress" that wants to move from...what was it...egypt? to America to be my "slave".

I think I've gotten that proposal twice thus far. From the same woman.

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Honey, you obviously missed the "want to be used as a toilet fetish" thread or "where do I get instructions on setting my sub on fire" thread. LOL

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 11:02:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: losttreasure

1. He claims to have been "in the lifestyle" for 25 years .... and he is only 26 ...

I AM NACHURAL MASTER. BORN INTO ANSIENT SLAVE KEEPING TRADISHION FAMILY. SO I HAD REEL SLAVES WHEN I WAS 1 YR OLD.

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2. He claims to be part of an ancient European secret tradition of domination ...

SEE ABOVE.

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3. He claims to be a dominate ...

OF COURSE I AM A DOMINATE. I AM REEL TWUE MASTER. I WILL DOMINANT U. GET ON UR KNEES BIOTCH.

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4. He demands on being addressed as "Master" right out of the gate ...

ALL SLAVE BIOTCHES MUST CALL ME MASTER OR U WILL BE PUNSHED.

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5. He informs you that all women are naturally bi-sexual ...

OOOOH. BI SEXUAL WOMEN....CANNOT TYPE MORE NOW I AM PLAYING WITH "LITTLE MASTER". NEED BOTH HANDS.

- LORD MASTER BLACKTHORN NIGHTDRAGON DEATHCLAW BLOODSMACK, TENTH LEVEL WARRIOR/NINJA/MAGIC USER/ASSASSIN OF THE BLACK CASTE OF GOR

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 11:21:34 AM

Aine

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*chokes on her rice cake*

For some reason, that never gets old for me. lmfao

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Honey, you obviously missed the "want to be used as a toilet fetish" thread or "where do I get instructions on setting my sub on fire" thread. LOL

Thank you, DelRay for that one.

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 11:21:36 AM

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How much baggage is she allowed,? them egyptian cotton sheets are the bomb to sleep in.

Ron

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 12:12:40 PM

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1. When he finds out your not available that weekend he asks you to hook him up with one of your girlfriends, promising the reward to screw you senseless when you are available.

2. He can't seem to read blatantly clear profile enough to know you are not interested in a long distance relationship, and emails you from the other side of the country.

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oh my god that was so wrong! .... again please!

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 12:32:21 PM

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That's fucking clever. I need to remember that one next time...

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ORIGINAL: losttreasure

10. He asks you right off the bat if you have a twin sister...

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 12:40:21 PM

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He tells you he's a dominant and not at all submissive; he'll TELL you how to do CBT on him while he wears a garterbelt and hose... Yup, a twue dominant!

PS: Ron... aren't the though? I just got more of those Egyptian Cotton sheets CHEAP...at Ross! Yummmmmmmmmmmmm

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 1:23:48 PM

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"Trust me, I'm a Dom/me"

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 3:08:13 PM

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Darn! There goes all my best material....

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 5:14:14 PM

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He assumes you submit indiscriminately.

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 7:23:39 PM

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What great additions!

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

That's fucking clever. I need to remember that one next time...

*laughs* LaM... you're not supposed to be collecting for ideas!

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Darn! There goes all my best material....

Don't worry, Saratov... there's plenty more still secret.

For a serious look at red flags, there's this thread. Lord knows I've spent a good chunk of my evening writing a book there.

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 7:50:33 PM

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some time ago we rented a "bdsm" video
aside from the awful premise and fake stuff, the male actor kept saying
"I come from a long line of Vikings"

now whenever my girl and I see one of those "dominates" that's all we have to say and we both walk away laughing

John

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 7:58:26 PM

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1. Wears a Charlie Manson t-shirt to the first meeting.

2. Wears a Charlie Manson t-shirt to the second meeting.

3. Wears a Charlie Manson t-shirt.

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 9:57:56 PM

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My master calls! I must crawl to him!

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RE: You know you have a "real" dom on your ha... - 11/21/2006 9:59:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: losttreasure

1. He claims to have been "in the lifestyle" for 25 years .... and he is only 26 ...

2. He claims to be part of an ancient European secret tradition of domination ...

3. He claims to be a dominate ...

4. He demands on being addressed as "Master" right out of the gate ...

5. He informs you that all women are naturally bi-sexual ...

6. He insists you provide him nude photos of his property ... in his first email ...

7. He declares that knowing your real name is unimportant ... you are now his pet ...

8. He demands that you provide a BDSM checklist in your first response ...

9. His initial email is a notice that he is going to be in "your area" for a week long business trip and wants to arrange a playdate ...

10. He asks you right off the bat if you have a twin sister...

Okay... help me out; what are some of your "red flags"?

11. He mails me telling me he will give me airline tickets for a night with me. Swears this is not like prositution.

12. Anything containing the line "I want to see more pictures of you." Considering I'm a taken sub I don't see why they would want to.

13. "I know your profile says you are taken, but what are you really here for?" Friends?

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