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You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/22/2006 3:36:52 PM   
Saratov


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You Know You're Kinky When...

You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"

Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.

You give a new song a rating of 65....it's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.

You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.

Canning season gets you *really* excited.

You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out."

You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me needs a PERSON to cane.

Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse.

You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.

Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.

Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV.

They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops.

You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.

Your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/24/2006 1:34:09 PM   
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When you go to Home Depot or Lowe's because you like the music the chains make.

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/27/2006 7:32:37 AM   
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You have to be unchained before you can get out of bed in the morning.

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/27/2006 7:49:41 AM   
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You see a trip to Wal Mart as a scavenger hunt for pervertables.

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/27/2006 10:47:25 AM   
candycoatedtoxin


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You hear someone say "Last night I got a Leatherman" and you almost reply "so do I!" before you realize they're not talking about their boyfriend.

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/27/2006 11:34:41 AM   
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You see an ad for "Rubbermaid" and get excited about a new toy.

Yours,


benji

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 10:10:53 AM   
MistressYlwa


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You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn't.
 
Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom.
 
Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 3:20:19 PM   
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    You leave the household goods department with 'testing' marks on your inner forearm.

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 6:51:07 PM   
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Your reason for stopping by PetsMart has nothing at all to do with your dog.


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"But Master! The pizzas were ALWAYS on the ceiling!"

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 6:54:33 PM   
katie7


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When you start gazing lovingly at teh strap marks on your ass
when you start to take better care of the skin on  your ass than the skin on your face


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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 6:59:21 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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the smell of a brand new car with leather interior sends you over the edge when you get in

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Are we having fun, yet?

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 7:07:08 PM   
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you feel a rush of endorphins when you press the "submit" button on an online job application.

< Message edited by onlythewindknows -- 11/28/2006 7:08:00 PM >


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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 9:33:31 PM   
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quote:

original: SapphireHouseYour reason for stopping by PetsMart has nothing at all to do with your dog.
i love the collars in petsmart

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/28/2006 9:38:12 PM   
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You Know You're Kinky When...buckling up in a car gives you chills

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/29/2006 12:47:25 PM   
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When you're a frequent customer at the pet store, and don't own any

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/29/2006 8:38:27 PM   
Killbotsgirl


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you dream of what you can do in the hardware section of a store

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/30/2006 5:16:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Killbotsgirl

you dream of what you can do in the hardware section of a store



:)

When you know what you can do in the hardware section....

:)



When your Xmas shopping list is completely and utterly finished by a trip to your local Lowes, or Home Depot...


:)

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/30/2006 6:09:14 PM   
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     You keep telling the overly helpful clerk in the hardware store, "You don't want to know."

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 11/30/2006 9:07:10 PM   
italian4pain


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You become an insurance agent so you can spend your day "submitting and binding" over and over and over.....

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RE: You Know You're Kinky When... - 12/1/2006 8:14:35 AM   
dskittyn22


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If you're a substitute teacher, and you have to clarify to your "lifestyle" friends that ..."THIS story involves me subbing at WORK... not at home."

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