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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 2:10:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

I got this one out of the blue from a complete stranger...twice...

"Dear Goddess
i saw your Profile ,i i would love if you accept my invitation to come to egypt,i offer full accomedation,tourist places like pyramids ..etc...
if you accept my offer it will be a great honour for me to meet you ,
thanks Goddess"

Master, not Goddess, Fire...as anyone with a brain can easily figure out from my handle.

Hilarious. That fellow gets around, doesn't he? He got Nina above, and I've received no less than 2 identical messages from him. Finally I think I replied and blocked him.

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 2:12:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

I got one recently that I couldn't resist having some fun with. A guy wrote to Me, wanting to spend a week's vacation time at My house, as a "no-limits" slave. This was his initial e-mail to Me, and I didn't know him from Adam. That's a personal pet peeve of Mine, as I feel any sane person would have some type of limits.

So I told him what he week with Me would be like, since he was, after all, a "no-limits" slave. First, I saw that his profile said straight, so I included several males violating him in every way imaginable. Then I included some intimate encounters with the neighbor's dog. I also told him that I loved roman showers, scat, and intense cutting scenes, and was SO glad I finally found a "no-limits" slave with whom I could share all of these activites. The grand finale at the end of the week would be his castration.

Needless to say, I didn't hear a word back from him. Maybe he will think twice before offering himself up as a no-limits slave to strangers he doesn't even know.

Lady Topaz

No limits email boys get offered piercing their toes with piano wire and being shoved out my 2nd floor studio window out onto the street....to dangle and be perched on by the dirty city birds. I don't even need to threaten castration and they back away!

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RE: Ya don't say -- my feets are not happy - 11/30/2006 2:19:09 PM

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(quick reply)

Word for word (I couldn't possibly edit this stuff, except for deleting out the email addy):

"Allow me b ur absolute slave,please i'll b always down ur feets,obey all ur orders,do whatever u want,add me on msn,i'll open tha cam to c me do what u order me,please accept me as ur dog slave ,if u allowed me add me ([email protected]),try me mistress, u r so great ,allow me b ur fucken slave,worship u GOddess"

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 2:20:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Like the above I get some really bizare ones but here is one I just now read which he sent, not just once, but twice.

Hello, how r u

Respectful mistress, I read u pro and now I want to become u personal slave till my life. I will serve you as my god. I'm boy 25 years. I will do everything which u want and obey you till my life. I can send you my picture if you give me your id on yahoo or hotmail.com. please tell me how it is possible. Give me respons on my emil address which is ........yahoo.com

Now, several things come to mind here. A. this is a guy so.....why is he bothering? B. he lives in freakin Australia so......why is he bothering? C. I think I am pretty clear I have no need for the male of the species.

Granted, I think this is a persistant young man that I have been rebuffing since I first came to this site and the whole thing is another game to get my attention, but still if not.......what the hell is this person thinking???

Sorry to say, but this one is getting around too. I got the same two mails from him!

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 2:39:15 PM

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I am full time college also, but while open for the possibility of a relationship, I am not open to having to train someone from the ground up...reading writing, rithmatic!

Middle of nowhere Pennsylvania, huh? My My, how in the world could you pass that up?

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 2:45:15 PM

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Laughing!!! Why am I not surprised.

I had one guy that was 4000+ miles away kept emailing, I asked him, how on earth do you expect to serve me from there? He answers back, tell me, "I will do anything for you." I said, well, considering I don't even want to think about penises and you are too far away to shovel all the snow out of my lane or let me tie up and beat to a bloody pulp soooooooo, I can only think of one other thing I really need right now......money, a whole lotta money. Soooo, if you have, a whole lotta money you let me know and I will give you a PO Box to send it too. Otherwise, I am sorry but I cannot think of a thing.

Of course I got a nasty reply about pro domme's yada yada yada...........

Hey, you ask and I will tell you the truth.

Which reminds me.........I need to get my stuff on ebay. If anyone is into old native american jewelry I am cleaning out some old stuff I don't wear anymore.

< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 11/30/2006 2:47:42 PM >

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 3:19:09 PM

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ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyBeckett

"May i ask if You would enjoy dominating a tall, very open-minded, submissive male?"

Oh really.... LOL

I just got that in my mail:
<snip>May i ask if You would enjoy dominating a tall, very open-minded, submissive male? <snip>

Was yours from Kansas City??

That's the boy.

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 3:25:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: Morrigel

Actually, this thread is kinda helpful--it makes me realize how spamtastic most male subs are in their approach to dommes, and how impossible it is that anything positive could ever come from answering any of these messages.

*sigh* And here I was all excited about having my own Egyptian slave boy at the pyramids!

--M

I thought the poet was a good one. Perhaps while he is awaiting an Owner, he could write the Dictionary...and actually learn what some of those words mean.

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 3:55:59 PM

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One thing proven by this thread... these guys mail just about everyone they "cum" across...

So here is a thought...
Typically when a process is successful it is often repeated. This tactic is not exclusive to this site alone.

Here is a disturbing thought...
So if this tactic is so wide spread it must be producing positive results.

What is worse... these creeps who write this pathetic dribble or the women who are pathetic enough to respond to it?

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 4:00:43 PM

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I am going to say the women that respond, but thats just me.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 4:07:22 PM

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exactamundo... give the Lady a rubber taco

it is with this same logic I come to believe the same about the plight of money-grabbing gold-diggers calling themselves pro-dommes & the men who are sick of dealing with this element.

If men weren't so eager to pay out money to women for a meager chance to have their fantasies fulfilled then there wouldn't be so many of them out there holding out there hands willing to take the money.

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 4:17:20 PM

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What I find interesting is how rarely are women the instigators of this sort of thing. Granted I have had my fair share of bogus emails that SAY they are from women but quickly disappear when proof of such is demanded.

I am sure that the odds/numbers game has alot to do with it. But, I have yet to get a really lame email, like we are discussing, from a submissive woman. Nor have I seen any Pro Domme bashing by lesbian/bi submissive women. Are the guys (the perpetrators, not ALL men) really that dense that they just don't get it? Trust me, I am not bashing men when I say that I am just rambling along with a thought process.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 7:16:50 PM

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>>i would love if you accept my invitation to come to egypt,i offer full accomedation,tourist places like pyramids ..etc... if you accept my offer it will be a great honour for me to meet you , <<

Haha! I received that same one just this week!

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 8:56:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: SaphireLynn

quote:

i would love if you accept my invitation to come to egypt,i offer full accomedation,tourist places like pyramids ..etc... if you accept my offer it will be a great honour for me to meet you

I recieved this one too....he must be sending the same email to everyone on the list...LOL
Ms. Lynn

Well, ladies, he's up to the P's. I'd no sooner finished reading this thread than I received my OWN invitation to Egypt. Damn, this boy is going to have a serious balance on his credit card if we all accept! But for some strange reason, I just don't see that happening, not even once. Hmmmmmm.

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 9:24:11 PM

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Damn im feeling so jealous now, why cant i get an offer to visit egypt? or a tall fit male wanting to serve me *sigh*.

twistedwillow .... stalking off to make a Domme profile

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 9:41:09 PM

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If dude could take me to where those nifty horned Egyptian sand vipers and black cobras hang out and arrange my export permits, I'd get on the plane. Except I doubt that a herping expedition is quite what he had in mind.

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RE: Ya don't say! - 11/30/2006 10:19:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

If dude could take me to where those nifty horned Egyptian sand vipers and black cobras hang out and arrange my export permits, I'd get on the plane. Except I doubt that a herping expedition is quite what he had in mind.

*chuckles* Anyone wants to take me on a tour of the great archaeological sites of Northern Africa? I'll get on the plane. I'll whip his ass up and down the Valley of the Kings, wear a pith helmet and use a fake British accent, even. Miss Morrigel, Governess Extraordinaire!

--M

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RE: Ya don't say! - 12/1/2006 9:07:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: Morrigel
*chuckles* Anyone wants to take me on a tour of the great archaeological sites of Northern Africa? I'll get on the plane. I'll whip his ass up and down the Valley of the Kings, wear a pith helmet and use a fake British accent, even. Miss Morrigel, Governess Extraordinaire!

How's about we all go, on his credit card? We could have a great time hanging out in Egypt, and occasionally kick this dude around between us like a football when we were bored with seeing the sights.

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RE: Ya don't say! - 12/1/2006 9:10:20 AM

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I have always wanted to see that part of the world but could you please keep the poisonous snakes at least a few feet away from me?

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Ya don't say! - 12/1/2006 9:17:39 AM

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ok ladies, we need to get together & create a form letter & keep it on file so that we can all cut & paste the same reply back to these idiots that just mass mail us with the same tired cut & pasted emails.

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