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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 10:45:54 AM   
drawntothedark


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I'm in your inbox :)


Actually you're not.  Missed connection here?



hmmmm tried again.........maybe this time it worked?

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 10:48:08 AM   
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oh hang around diamond, it'll get even better


Oh my it seems it will, this is like a kinky soap opera!

Grins, question is how many HNG's are reading about this enema giving, pantyhose loving fetish queen and erm...enjoying it..in an entirely different way.. *coughs*

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 10:51:45 AM   
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Gotcha this time, drawntothedark.

I don't think this guy actually knows (yet) that he is an enema loving, pantyhose wearing fetish Dilldoe queen.  But that's what you get when you try to scam people in a language you are don't speakening so goodness. 

< Message edited by Najakcharmer -- 12/7/2006 10:52:12 AM >

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 10:52:27 AM   
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LOL
It says he's 76 pounds!!!
Perhaps I should bake him some cookies.

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 11:08:29 AM   
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LOL
It says he's 76 pounds!!!
Perhaps I should bake him some cookies.


More likely 76 kilos, and he doesn't understand pounds. 

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 12:09:26 PM   
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Look, now he titles his emails "Urgently".  He says he can't call my number.  It's a free anonymous k7 voicemail account which has "Hi, this is Imma Dilldoe, please leave a message" recorded on it in a sultry sexy voice.  So I bitch-slap him around some more and tell him to get on the ball already.


I don't understand why you can't call my number. It works fine. All my friends call me every day. In fact I spend hours on the phone every day talking to Oprah Winfrey's Psychic Hotline and XXX Enema Fetish Phone Chat. So I don't know why you can't call me. Do you know how to call an American phone from Africa?

If you get only a message on the phone, that means I am not home or I am talking to one of my psychic hotline enema friends. I do that a lot since I am so lonely for sweet enema loving. Just go ahead and sing the Dilldoe song to the phone. I will hear it when I get back. If I hear you sing the Dilldoe family song on the recording, it will give me enough trust to know you are sincere. Just call me up and sing to my phone so I can hear your voice.

I would love to help you and your poor sick mum, who is probably being subjected to deep and intrusive medical probing of her vulnerable hoo-hoo-dilly by butch looking nurses with moustaches as we speak. So we need to establish trust between us as soon as possible. I need to see your face and hear your voice. I trust you will be able to do these things for me soon so that I can help you.

I am asking you for so little to prove your trust, and I am ready to give so much. My bank account is very full, and in short order your rectum will be too.

I am looking forward to having more fun with you, my darling little monkey boy. I am sorry but I absolutely cannot send any money until I can actually see you and hear you. I want to know that you are my true enema love. So do these small things for the ginormous Dilldoe that you love and crave so much, and you will be rewarded exactly as you deserve.

Imma Dilldoe

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 12:28:38 PM   
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Ya know, the good thing about this is by the time we're all done with this guy, I don't think he will ever come back to CollarMe again to try to scam here.  His rectum will be too sore. 

If I play the endgame right, he might even let all his Internet cafe friends know that CollarMe is the world's worst site to scam on.

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 2:00:03 PM   
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Have been sitting here, and thinking about what i can do to get him to spend money on me, we dont have the private number thing you've been talking about in aus Najak, and no way am i giving him my home number. But i dearly want him to spend money on me... *sigh*.
Suggestions anyone ?  Maybe someone from aus knows something i don't?

twistedwillow

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 2:46:42 PM   
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Ya know, the good thing about this is by the time we're all done with this guy, I don't think he will ever come back to CollarMe again to try to scam here.  His rectum will be too sore. 

If I play the endgame right, he might even let all his Internet cafe friends know that CollarMe is the world's worst site to scam on.



Well doing our part for the common good and your fellow man shouldnt be this fun!!! It's feels soooooo wrong. Ahhhhh what was that old song....It's wrong but it feels so right.

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/7/2006 6:25:53 PM   
Najakcharmer


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Have been sitting here, and thinking about what i can do to get him to spend money on me, we dont have the private number thing you've been talking about in aus Najak, and no way am i giving him my home number. But i dearly want him to spend money on me... *sigh*.


It's rare to get a scammer to send money, though it can be done if you dangle a big enough cash bait.  You probably won't be able to do it in a romance scam, but if you google "419 cash bait" you might find some enlightening discussions.


http://www.freeworlddialup.com/  or http://www.k7.net can get you a free anonymous phone setup.

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/8/2006 7:38:00 AM   
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LMAO this is too funny..keep up the good work,ya'll:)

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/8/2006 10:57:58 AM   
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I wrote:

I found out how you can call me from West Africa!  I think you have to put 009 in front of the number.  So try  009 +1 xxx-xxx-xxxx.  Ask them at the hotel you are staying at how to call back to America from your room.  If it's not 009 then it might be a different code for the part of West Africa you are staying in.  If I am not there when you call, sing the song to the phone and I will still hear it.

I am hoping we will be able to build trust between us and I can finally see your face and hear your voice.  I would really like to help your mother.  You know I have over US $2 million dollars in the bank and no other leather bondage enema lovers to share it with in this country.  My father Ron Jeremy Dilldoe made a lot of money using his big famous tool.  When you get here I will want to use it on you too.  Sending you a few thousand dollars for an operation is not important to me.  But love and trust is important to me, so I need to see you and hear you before I can believe that you are my true enema loving, cross dressing trailer park prince of hot monkey love.

Let me see your face and hear your voice and then I will believe.  **cue Ru Paul music and disco lights in the background**

Sing my family song for me and I will love you forever.

Show me your face and hold up my name on a paper like I did for you, so I can see that you love me.

Waiting for you to show your love,

Imma Dilldoe

He wrote the best response yet.  He said that if if it would make me trust him as my husband he would take the name Dilldoe, so I should call him Patrick Dilldoe from now on. 

He also called and sang to my k7 voicemail account.  (Note: it's easy to get these free anonymous accounts by signing up at k7.net)  Squeee!  I'm excited.  My first trophy.  He can't sing for shit but he surely did try to sing about how much he loves big dick dilldoe.  I'm trying to find a place to host the .wav file so I can share the hilarity.  But you'll have to look on the scambaiting forums for the link as I probably can't share it here.  

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 12/8/2006 11:21:15 AM   
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It's rare to get a scammer to send money, though it can be done if you dangle a big enough cash bait.  You probably won't be able to do it in a romance scam, but if you google "419 cash bait" you might find some enlightening discussions.



 
I had a blast with one 'female' scammer on behalf of a dom friend. I'm $500 richer... (I checked with an attorney about keeping the funds since I had no idea where the funds came from)
 
Reader’s Digest account.  She would Western Union $1000 to my dom friend in Florida. He would send $500 to  Vicki's travel agent so he could purchase a ticket to fly Vicki to Florida. Dom friend could keep $500 if she did not stay with him and decided that the relationship would not work out .
 
Long version
 
She (Vicki) had to be evacuated because of hurricane Katrina and moved to England.  (Funny how she relocated before Katrina hit. Guess she didn’t do very much research)  It was so sad that her and her "sick mother" lost everything, including their VERY successful flower shop. I just can't understand why she didn't want to give me the name of the flower shop (so I could look it up on the internet)
 
Then $1000 transfer via Western Union was made to the Dom friend so that poor destitute Vicki's travel agent could purchase a ticket on her behalf. Vicki convinced my dom friend that she would arrive just a couple days away once half the money was transferred to her 'travel agent' .. oops, he lived in Nigeria. I had looked up flights and told her I would make the purchase of the tickets from my end. I wonder why she could not let me purchase the ticket. Her travel agent HAD to purchase it for some vague reason
 
I told her that I could not and would not 'help' her until I saw some identification.  Since she flew to England that meant she had a passport. I asked her send me a copy of "her" passport. (oops, she had to suddenly go offline again before she could send a copy )  Vicki finally got back online a couple days later and was willing to email a copy of her passport. Did you know that Vicki was born in New Jersey in a  city called Lagos Nigeria? That is 'her' birth place in the U.S. 
 
I took a look at the 'passport' and any amateur could see it was a poorly done fake.  I tried to have a conversation about several different alterations on the fake passport like ... why did the photo appeared to be edited to have the background deleted, ... Lagos Nigeria was put in the space where "US birth place" was suppose to go. I started to tell her that  and damn if she had to go offline again. 
 
Things like that went on for a while until all of the sudden she flew from England to Denmark on her way to my dom friend in Florida. <rolls eyes>  I had such a hard time understanding why her ISP was the same as when she was in "England".  She always had to suddenly go offline when that topic came up also. So the poor little darling was stuck in Denmark with no money for a hotel room and could not purchase a ticket to Florida until money had been transferred to her travel agent ... who was on vacation in Nigeria.
 
Then a miracle happened!!  She gave my dom friend a flight number and he could pick her up at the airport about midnight.  What was sad, is he believed her to the extent that he dragged his son out of bed, drove over an hour away to the airport and waited for her flight to arrive.   He would not believe, with all the proof I gave him, that she was a fake and scammer.
 
Poor Vicki has been very fortunate in that she found a new master (the poor bastard) and wanted nothing to do with me and my dom friend.  I had a blast with “her”. 
 
“She” and her ISP are registered on the Scammer website along with ‘her photo’ ...
 
 
 

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RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer - 4/24/2007 7:14:10 PM   
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"1. Imma Dilldoe is a dominatrix who likes men who dress up in women's clothes. In particular she has a fetish for the combination of pantyhose or women's panties and cigars. Lederhosen will also do. Send photos please. "

Oh do this one, this one!  Especially the lederhosen!

Some of what you wrote almost had soda coming out my nose!  This is great!
Grins
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