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Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/8/2006 11:27:24 PM

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I just got back from late night shopping and saw someone with this on their shirt:

I don't skinnydip
~I chunky dunk.

What are some funny shirt sayings you have seen?
Kyst

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/8/2006 11:32:32 PM

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When I was at Disneyland a couple of years ago, I saw a girl wearing a t-shirt that said

"Mirror, mirror
On the wall...
Make them beg
Make them crawl"

*grins* that cracked me up

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/8/2006 11:38:15 PM

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I have these on t-shirts:
I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
Flirt harder, I'm a scientist.
Eat more krayons.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/8/2006 11:38:36 PM

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THIS IS NOT A BEER GUT

It is a protective covering for
my rock hard abs !

I refuse to sign that BTW.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/8/2006 11:44:34 PM

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LOL... I have a friend who needs that shirt!
Kyst

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 12:07:13 AM

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I was at the Ballyshannon Music Festival in Donegal, Ireland in 2002 and there was this guy standing in front of me holding a pint of Guiness and on the back of his t-shirt it said; "I SURVIVED A CATFOOD SANDWICH."

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 12:11:49 AM

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There is a lady cruising my County here with a bumper sticker that says If You Are Going To Ride My Ass Atleast Pull My Hair..........

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 12:15:31 AM

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I wear a T-shirt I bought in a shopping mall in West Va. that has Ward and June Cleaver and it says Ward you were awfull hard on the Beaver last night....

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 2:16:13 AM

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I have "Don't be a pussy" with a big kitty on it..
and "Oh shit! It's snowing" in green camouflage

Edited to add... my friend has a shirt that says "The floggings will continue until morale improves" and when he wears that shirt, I shiver (in a good way, hehehe)

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 2:31:44 AM

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so cute i shit kittens
and i love this one
gothy the chav slayer

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 3:33:19 AM

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www.tshirthell.com (knock yourself out).

This shirt was designed to distract girls while I look at their chests.
Front: Do NOT Piss Off The Medic. Back: I Control The Meds On This Rig.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
Sop talking to my breasts, you will not be meeting them.

Yes I actually own all of those.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 10:47:56 AM

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My all-time favorite t-shirt said "I don't have an attitude. You have a perception problem."

My favorite out of my current wardrobe has a padlock with a cranky face on the front of it 'n says "not free-range boobies."

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 11:56:40 AM

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I own a pale pink shirt from Hot Topic that says "Oh crap, you're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?"

And every time I wear it, something goes wrong that means I really do need to be cheered up.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 4:32:23 PM

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I saw a t-shirt at a biker convention that said "Home Grown, Not Silicone" on it. I need that one but it was too small of a size. I also own one that has a road sign that signals a "turn", and has "me on" beside it. I got it for free when I sold my books back to a bookstore after classes this term. I love it!

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 4:37:41 PM

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"Please don't think, just do as you're told."

"Backstage; No where else on earth can you find so much high tech... ; ...and so many low lifes "

"If you can read this GO AWAY You're too close to the console, and please.. don't ask me....... ANYTHING"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/9/2006 6:13:57 PM

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I still like my "Emo makes me angry" shirt that I got for my man (neither of us is very fond of emo, but he hates it so I had a shirt specially made for him).

I also have one from a DKM tour that says "Kiss me, I'm shit-faced" on it

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/10/2006 7:16:36 AM

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I have one that says in large letters, "Alcohol Tobacco Firearms" and in smaller letters beneath, "who's bringing the chips?"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/10/2006 10:07:40 AM

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Master has one that I am confenscateing because it lies and he told me lieing is not acceptable... it says "Im not evil Im just missunderstood"

But Master is most deffinetly evil!!

Magik's slave

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/10/2006 3:52:00 PM

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I just got a new one that says "I Bite" on it. That's not so much funny as it is just true

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/10/2006 6:17:33 PM

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on the front: "It's only funny until someone gets hurt..."
on the back: "...and then it's hilarious!"

makes me laugh every time!

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