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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 3/1/2010 1:38:08 PM

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Thank you for all the positive comments :)

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seeing as though she has Peon at arm's reach ;-)

Instead of arm's reach I thought she had him at arm's length ;-)

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 3/1/2010 1:48:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

Thank you for all the positive comments :)

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seeing as though she has Peon at arm's reach ;-)

Instead of arm's reach I thought she had him at arm's length ;-)

Cheers,

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Whatever gave you that impression? :-P

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 3/1/2010 5:30:07 PM

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You, Beardie my lad, are still taking far too much of that acid, in my humblest of humble opinions.

Very, very funny

- for an American. ;-)

When you let yourself go, you do such a damned good job of it.

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 3/1/2010 7:34:54 PM

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Holy crap! I love the new picture Peon ...

< Message edited by SweetDommes -- 3/1/2010 7:35:05 PM >

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 4/27/2010 2:15:26 PM

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Still the best post evah!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 4/27/2010 3:37:01 PM

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I never saw that one. Thank you, SD!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/2/2010 6:34:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
I am very displeased. Your post caused me to ROFLMAO. As a result I have now lost my arse.

This is most annoying, because until your irresponsible post I had a very nice arse. I was, one could say, very attached to it.

It is now no longer attached to me.

Well, I conveyed your comments to Mistress. She asked me to thank you for...I forget what. Actually, I didn't quite grasp it fully in between the slaps. She didn't think the exercises would be enough and has been trying to reduce my ass using a paddle. She thinks that just like enough water drops will carve a crater in a rock, enough strokes with the paddle will eventually compress my ass.

As for you, please accept my sincere apology for losing your ass. I feel responsibility towards helping you reunite with it. If you will kindly send me a photo of it, I will happily put it all over the internet to see if anyone has seen it.

The flowers are doing reasonably well. They had lost a bit of their luster. That, and because Mistress overheard me bragging about not having to fertilize them, I have to now go out there with Armor All once a week. My poor, poor forearms. I tried to tell her that I was concerned I might get carpal tunnel syndrome. She said she would not want that to happen and as a result my time at the computer has been drastically reduced.

Peon, I'm gonna get you for this!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/2/2010 6:40:50 PM

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Peon, I'm gonna get you for this!

What did I do? Why is everything always my fault? It's not fair!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/2/2010 6:50:04 PM

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Sea, you rock. Thanks for reviving this old thread, I laughed all over again at reading it.

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/3/2010 8:50:53 PM

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Sea does rock!.. But. I wonder... What would a Mistress do with a slave who thought he was Houdini?.. HMMM....

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/5/2010 6:40:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
What did I do? Why is everything always my fault? It's not fair!

You made the mistake of having a sense of humor and playing along in the past ;-)

@laurell3, @SnowRanger

Thank you for the comments :) Good to posts from each of you.

Cheers,

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/5/2010 7:09:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
What did I do? Why is everything always my fault? It's not fair!

You made the mistake of having a sense of humor and playing along in the past ;-)

@laurell3, @SnowRanger

Thank you for the comments :) Good to posts from each of you.

Cheers,

Sea

I don't have a sense of 'humor', I have a sense of humour. You lot only have five-sixths of the real thing.

This is why your fake beards look so unrealistic.

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/5/2010 7:26:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
I don't have a sense of 'humor', I have a sense of humour. You lot only have five-sixths of the real thing.

This is why your fake beards look so unrealistic.

History is full of examples of how one system has been taken and improved by another. We have simply achieved a more efficient spelling. Think of all the internet bandwidth and toner we have saved over the years.

I live in a world that is at one with fake beards, fake breasts, and tofu.

Cheers,

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/5/2010 7:43:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

I live in a world that is at one with fake beards, fake breasts, and tofu.

Dearest, Darlingest Sea,

I've been reading your posts on this thread with growing concern. Your relationship with your Domme is...fractious, at best. I get that. That's fine. Dommes are, after all, supposed to be fractious bitches.

But now you seem to be hinting that not only her breasts but her beard is fake. That's not cool, Sea-if she has to fake her beard then god knows what else she's faking.

Good Femdoms of CM, it's time for an intervention. Sea deserves better than some wannabe with a fake beard.

I vote that we, as the authoritay on Dommeliness, volunteer to mentor her. We'll put hair both on her chest and on her chin, where it belongs. No more of this fakery-Sea is better than that.

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 6/6/2010 1:56:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
But now you seem to be hinting that not only her breasts but her beard is fake. That's not cool, Sea-if she has to fake her beard then god knows what else she's faking.

Oh dear God I'm going to be in trouble!

Did I come across as if to say she has fake breasts?! I don't mean to say that at all! In fact, I know nothing about her breasts! I dare not let my eyes wander down while we are talking! Plus, most of the time I keep my eyes lowered to the ground. So she could be Dolly Parton or have a chest as flat as my skinny male friend in college and I would not know. What I do know is that she does not have fake anything. When she goes to the nail salon and comes back with nails that are suddenly longer, it is simply a miracle at work for, a tremendously miraculous woman she is.

(Good save, huh?)

Now she did have a fake beard once--that I can say without fear of bodily harm. We were once going to a gender-bender theme party. At the last minute she decided she wanted a beard. So she walked up to me with a pair of scissors and just randomly cut some hair off my head. Good thing I was wearing a wig.

In case you are wondering if she fakes orgasms, she does not. She just tells me she is getting bored and tells me to go away. See? No fake anything! She is 110% real! Wait, that doesn't seem enough. I mean 115% real!

Cheers,

Sea

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