undergroundsea
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ORIGINAL: MsWorthy
I'm sure you understand how irritating this is. If you could offer some advice as to how I can make him figure out how to keep my glass full without bothering me all the time, I would surely appreciate it.
So here is what we came up with.
Sea's Solution:
Because of Ms Worthy's post, I was forbidden to peek into the cup every so often. So I approached from behind her from her left side, the side on which lay the cup. I reached across and tapped her on her right shoulder. When she turned to the right, I quickly peeked into the cup. When she turned to the left, I said, Hi Mistress! How are you!
This approach works but one must be willing to endure a slap. Oh, and it only works like twice. On my third attempt, she didn't look to the right. In fact, she didn't even look to the left. You gotta give her credit for how well she can aim her slaps through peripheral vision.
So I decided to think out of the box. I figured I have to be less intrusive. And I've always wanted to be a spy when I grow up. I mean, when I was a kid I wanted to be a spy when I grew up. Ok, maybe not full time. But I liked spy films. Well some of them. Anyway, so I got one of those mirrors that dentists use. I tied it to a suitable dowel. And I would lie down on my back and slowly slither my way towards her. I would then extend the dowel to position the mirror above her tea. And that seemed to work..........until the mirror came loose and fell into her tea. She said if it happens again, she is going to use that mirror and dowel to give me a colonoscopy. Worry not, the mirror is no longer in my house.
So I said, enough with the spy techniques. Let's put technology to work. So I got together with a geek buddy. And we came up with a state of the art system! We mounted this assembly on the ceiling above the cup! It used sonar to detect the level of the tea! And there was a computer that was connected to the sonar gadget via bluetooth! The computer then activated a pump that would drip iced tea into her glass! And this set up worked perfectly........when she wasn't there. It seems our assumption that she would put the glass down in the same spot was not a good one. In hindsight, I should have used a coaster to define a default location for the glass. However, it is now too late. The sonar gadget doesn't work once it's been hit with a baseball bat. Starting from scratch is no longer an option because my geek friend is now afraid to come within a mile of the house. Anyway, the hindsight was accompanied by lots of hind soreness. But I'm glad she didn't think to use sonar to inspect my colon.
So just when I was about to run out of ideas, I went over to my geek buddy's house and he was watching Mission Impossible--I forget which one. And so there is Tom Cruise suspended from the ceiling, lowering himself to steal something. And there it was!
So he said, all you need is a track mounted on your ceiling! Let's put a large ring attached to a wheel that rolls inside the track. We'll get you a harness and fasten it to the ring. You can traverse easily along the track until you are above the tea. And then you can lower yourself like you just saw on TV.....and refill the tea! Eureka!
Of course, I had to build this set up myself. He helped with the blueprints. And I kept sending him photos from my phone while he was parked in his car away from the house. Geek that he is, he used GPS to position himself exactly one mile from the house. What's funny is that when we talked by phone, he kept whispering. And he kept making sounds as if he was simulating static when he would finish saying something*.
* Saving Silverman reference
Well this approach required some fine tuning.
1) Calibrating terminology is very important. When my buddy mentioned a harness, he was thinking of something along the lines of rock climbing gear, not your average BDSM leather harness. If anyone knows of a place that makes good BDSM harnesses, I am now in the market for a replacement.
2) It's important to do lots of chin-ups and get in shape for this technique. It would be a bit awkward if one lowered himself to fill the tea, and then had to request his Mistress' help to get back up. Also, assuming that she will help has its own risks. She might instead laugh, take pictures, and then go into the other room to watch TV.
3) I am not sure why spies wear those hats. But it's equally important to wear a hat when you are immediately above the tea. Some people are picky about finding hair in the tea. I mean, it's not like I hadn't washed my hair within the last few days.
4) Painting the ceiling black helps camoflauge black clothes. My realtor friend thinks this step is not good for resale but hey.
5) A pitcher of tea is hard to negotiate when you are hanging upside down. An infant's bottle filled with tea works better. However, do not let your mistress see the infant's bottle. It had something to do with not being an infant. I am not sure. I couldn't hear too well over the sounds of the flogger.
So here is my solution. The prototype is a success. We are offering beta units at a discounted price. Any sub who thinks this approach is overkill just doesn't have the dedication to do whatever it takes to fill his Mistress' tea and he might as well as give up being submissive and collect Elvis paraphanelia or something.
Mistress came up with a solution also. I'll let you decide for yourself which one is more sophisticated.
Wonder Woman's Solution:
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Wonder Woman:
I suggest you continue to beat his ass until he gets it right.
Cheers,
Sea
< Message edited by undergroundsea -- 5/2/2008 11:07:25 PM >
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