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Telemarketer - 12/19/2006 1:50:37 PM

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It appears there's this guy who keeps a tape recorder always handy right beside his phone. Then, when a telemarketer calls he scares the poor guy half to death and records the event. He shows the poor telemarketer no mercy and literally turns him into a nervous wreck. You're gonna enjoy this! Click here to listen:

http://www.thegaryhalbertletter.com/newsletters/2006/Telemarketer.mp3

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RE: Telemarketer - 12/20/2006 11:21:04 AM

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i bow to theeee

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RE: Telemarketer - 12/20/2006 12:02:46 PM

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That was hilarious!!!!!!!!! Puts a whole new persepctive on retaliation against the market calls.

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RE: Telemarketer - 12/20/2006 12:22:01 PM

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LotusSong:
ROFLMAO
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RE: Telemarketer - 12/20/2006 12:28:49 PM

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My Master loves to mess with all the telemarketers that call our house but that was beyond anything he has done-----I loved it

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RE: Telemarketer - 12/26/2006 11:13:43 AM

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LOL. What a riot!

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RE: Telemarketer - 12/26/2006 11:45:26 AM

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I thought I was good. Damn !

I did a pretty good one not too long ago. They called from a dating service ! I had alot of fun. Being slightly inebriated at the time I was really upfront and honest about certain things. For example "Do you have any girls that like to get tied up ?".

I kept Time-Life records on the phone for a couple of hours looking for an obscure unreleased Hank Williams Sr song, a Christian song. After a while I said "Oh shit, hang on, my dog just got loose". Of course I am not a Christian, and I do not have a dog.

We send junk mail back, we basically send junkmail from source A to source B and vice versa, using the SASE of course. When doing this also try to find more for them, perhaps ads from the newspaper. This helps get the weight up. We have a scale so we can tell when it goes too heavy for first class.

The cable people called me, and I was in no mood. That is what they said "Get a free satellite" or whatever. I really didn't have the time so I said "OK, send it on over" and hung up.

Yes I thought I was good, but this guy takes the cake.

Funny, recently I met a telemarketer. A strange silence filled the room when she told me what she does for a living.

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RE: Telemarketer - 12/26/2006 12:25:31 PM

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That was great! I am often tempted to do something like that.

I heard somewhere about a guy who would come on to telemarketers, asking them questions like, "What are you wearing?" and "Would you describe yourself physically, please?" They'd get creeped out and couldn't hang up on him fast enough!

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RE: Telemarketer - 12/26/2006 1:22:15 PM

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That was great! I am often tempted to do something like that.

I heard somewhere about a guy who would come on to telemarketers, asking them questions like, "What are you wearing?" and "Would you describe yourself physically, please?" They'd get creeped out and couldn't hang up on him fast enough!

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RE: Telemarketer - 4/2/2007 6:13:27 PM

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My personal favorite is two words.

Rape Whistle.

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Edited to add that my other favorite involved indicating to them that I was giving the phone to the man/woman of the house, which would be my 2-4 year old UM.

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RE: Telemarketer - 4/15/2007 10:07:04 AM

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you made me ruin my make up!!! funny very very funny .

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