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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/26/2006 10:36:45 AM

adaddysgirl

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adaddysgirl,

maybe he thought it a new kind of torment?

lol

You're probably right!

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/26/2006 2:10:04 PM

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Today's gem: A one-liner asking if I enjoy cuckolding a male.

More proof positive that these subs just don't read profiles. I have stated in My profile not once but TWICE that I am not absolutely not interested in cuckolds, have listed it as something I HATE in My interests sections, and wrote a journal entry describing My disdain for it. So why would there be a need for that particular question, LOL?

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/26/2006 2:54:41 PM

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Maybe you to just appear so tender, caring and open that you just attract those folks.

Maybe.
Or maybe your profiles just aren't clear and specific enough.

Absolutely disagree on that one. The profile is clear as a bell. I probably have one of the most specific profiles I have ever seen on this site. What I think is happening, however, is that they don't bother reading it, LOL. The largest number of responses I get are from people outside the U.S. and from people under 30, and I make it VERY clear I'm not interested in either one.

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Maybe using smaller words?

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/26/2006 3:01:03 PM

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Maybe using smaller words?

Don't think so. I don't think most of these people read a profile regardless of what size of words are used. Most of My friends get all the same ones I do, and most of them use smaller words than I do.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/27/2006 7:27:09 AM

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LOL, just got a pretty funny one from a guy overseas and young enough to be My son. He wanted to know if I like ballbusting or CBT, as he searching for a female who is not afraid of hurting his "male grapes." Never heard them referred to that way before.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/28/2006 2:14:54 PM

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just recived this one liner

Do u like ballbusting?

well how origional and interesting is that? and to top it off the guy had no info whatsoever on his profile.
like i am realy going to bother to waste my time answering that.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/28/2006 4:43:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

LOL, just got a pretty funny one from a guy overseas and young enough to be My son. He wanted to know if I like ballbusting or CBT, as he searching for a female who is not afraid of hurting his "male grapes." Never heard them referred to that way before.

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MFT, i have read all your posts on here and you are just too funny

i read your profile and it certainly appears very clear with what you are/are not seeking. That's how mine was too....and i also received many off-the-wall responses. i sometimes used to get pissed off and put journal entries with large letters....still didn't seem to matter.

But i'll tell ya....reading about them like this really helps me see the humor in them. i look forward to reading more!

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/28/2006 5:13:41 PM

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MFT, i have read all your posts on here and you are just too funny

i read your profile and it certainly appears very clear with what you are/are not seeking. That's how mine was too....and i also received many off-the-wall responses. i sometimes used to get pissed off and put journal entries with large letters....still didn't seem to matter.

But i'll tell ya....reading about them like this really helps me see the humor in them. i look forward to reading more!

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Thanks, adaddysgirl! I will post more humorous ones as I get them. They were out in force over the Christmas holiday. The only funny one I got today was an introductory letter from a sub I had talked to extensively a while back, writing to Me like he didn't know who I was. Guess he talks to so many he gets them mixed up, LOL.

Speaking of journal entries with large letters, I put one up saying I did not want chat requests, but I still get them all the time. Someone would have to be blind not to see that. I guess they don't read profiles OR journal entries.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/28/2006 7:15:13 PM

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Same here. i put it in my ad, in my journal, then in big letters in my journal....and i still got chat requests!

Since i have temporarily turned off my profile, i'm not getting any responses these days, but i'll be waiting to hear more about yours (and others of course). i really enjoy the chuckle

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/29/2006 3:33:16 PM

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Hot off the press: Someone from Australia who takes it upon himself to write to Me, in spite of My saying in My profile that I won't consider anyone from outside the U.S. Then he goes on to say "I hope you don’t let races, age, distance standing in your way."

Well, I already told him loud and clear that distance will indeed stand in the way, so surely he doesn't expect a reply.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/29/2006 3:35:51 PM

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Oh, right... that same guy has sent me the same email every few months for the last year or so. He can't even remember whom he already emailed and who he didn't! To date I have 5 from him in my database.

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Hot off the press: Someone from Australia who takes it upon himself to write to Me, in spite of My saying in My profile that I won't consider anyone from outside the U.S. Then he goes on to say "I hope you don’t let races, age, distance standing in your way."

Well, I already told him loud and clear that distance will indeed stand in the way, so surely he doesn't expect a reply.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/29/2006 3:56:47 PM

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...hi!...
   ...don't mean to intrude on the conversation but i was getting such a 'giggle' out of this thread...and have one to add...perhaps worth a chuckle...
   ...i have had a profile on COLLARME of almost two years...always very clear that i am a slave...i am newly k'olared...Master closed my original profile and created a new one...which could not be more clear as to my 'station'...YET...i have just received an enquiery from a male submissive begging me to consider his service...???...well...thinking he might have made a mistake i politely messaged him with further clarification...can you believe it...he still did not 'get it'...!!!...
   ...i am still shaking my head...<smiles>...

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/29/2006 4:06:32 PM

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...hi!...
   ...don't mean to intrude on the conversation but i was getting such a 'giggle' out of this thread...and have one to add...perhaps worth a chuckle...
   ...i have had a profile on COLLARME of almost two years...always very clear that i am a slave...i am newly k'olared...Master closed my original profile and created a new one...which could not be more clear as to my 'station'...YET...i have just received an enquiery from a male submissive begging me to consider his service...???...well...thinking he might have made a mistake i politely messaged him with further clarification...can you believe it...he still did not 'get it'...!!!...
   ...i am still shaking my head...<smiles>...

Yes, I can believe it. The people on here never cease to amaze Me, LOL.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/29/2006 4:22:32 PM

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Maybe I should change my profile to Dominant Female so I can have an email giggle or two..
just kidding, I get a kick out of the newly posted profiles that come and go every day. LOL

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/29/2006 8:25:35 PM

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Thanks for the chance to catharse: personal pet peeve, although silver-liningly, easy to screen them out: so-called submissives with '69' in their username. Pure puerile vanilla.
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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/30/2006 11:55:38 AM

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Can a one-liner possibly be more impressive: "hello a u there?"

Being that he is young enough to be My son and lives in Sri Lanka, I would say it doesn't make a whole lot of difference if I am there or not. Don't think W/we have a whole lot to talk about, LOL.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/30/2006 3:55:12 PM

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This one is FROM a "Male Dominant" LOL

I appreciate your point of view, but actually I think that all Dommes ARE ball busting bitches who have no heart.

What's the point.. but to solidify MY attitude about SOME (not all) male Doms.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/31/2006 7:40:04 AM

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Oh, right... that same guy has sent me the same email every few months for the last year or so. He can't even remember whom he already emailed and who he didn't! To date I have 5 from him in my database.

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Hot off the press: Someone from Australia who takes it upon himself to write to Me, in spite of My saying in My profile that I won't consider anyone from outside the U.S. Then he goes on to say "I hope you don’t let races, age, distance standing in your way."

Well, I already told him loud and clear that distance will indeed stand in the way, so surely he doesn't expect a reply.

Topaz, you included just enough for me to know I've received the SAME form letter from the same Aussie guy; right down to pleading I don't consider him too far.

Yup, that one and several others who send the same note every 2-3 months. Sheesh!

Common folks...I was kinda hoping this thread would encourage more innovative notes! ...but then, those folks probably don't READ...as we've discovered already! <sigh>
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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/31/2006 7:51:08 AM

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I find those who ‘dare’ me (not unlike the Aussie guy) to accept their offer…like this Indian who ended his note from Indor:

“...would do my best to be of use for your comforts and services I request you to give a little consideration and oblige me”

I think he’s got some work to do, should he really wanna be a slave. LOLB

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/31/2006 8:13:32 AM

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I have had a couple bad expereinces. But i do have a webcam and pics o share with those who show interest. My profile is lacking i know.

I don't want to know about someone's bad experiences. And if his profile is lacking, why not work on it instead of telling me it's lacking. And shouldn't an engineer know how to spell the word "experiences"?

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