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ORIGINAL: Queenalice

I'm new at this, but is this odd some how? This is all he wrote.

"I will clean your appartment if you stomp on my balls with boots."

Well, good morning to you too, stranger. Seriously, how badly do I need to have my appartment cleaned?

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ORIGINAL: Queenalice
This is new. I just got a message, a very long one at that, from a submissive man. He tells me that he will help me see the sin in my Bisexualality. That my ways can be changed through devotion to Lord. I know it's Sunday, but this is the last place I would expect a surmon. 

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Okay I just checked your profile Q/A, your journal has one referance to "heels" but nowhere did I see mention of boots.  There are no pics there currently... where does he get off just assuming that you wer them?! (even if you do.)

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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Those were just the winners on this site.  I logged on to another site where I have a profile and found an e-mail from a local dominant male looking for another sub to play with him and his sub wife.  Sheesh.....can these people truly not read???  What part of "Female Dominant" does he not understand???
 

Lady Topaz 

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ORIGINAL: MySweetSubmssive

One of my favorite variations is a long, friendly letter that I realize is ... a form letter.  Form letters make me grind my teeth.  Really, these folks should use this as their profile narrative.  I respond to these with:

"Form letter."

MSS

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ORIGINAL: katzschen

Granted, this said e-mails to Dominants, but I think it counts when you are listed as a slave and a slave or submissive e-mails you as if you were a Dominant, right? Here's a few I've gotten, listed as "slave":
 
"...I love to obey,please and pleasure,am not hardcore,but do like a well beat ass and back,hot wax,cbt,pee on,would like to try and give a female oral after she has had sex and I do like to have my ass fuck..."
If I were a Dominant, I'd beat some grammar into him...
 
From someone listed as a male slave:
"I'm from [name of fairly nearby town]. We should hook up sometime. "
Enclosed was a nude, full-body shot.
 
"love to hcta shop and the lifestylw with you I have questions maybe you have answers I have five years exp but still looking to learn care to chat I rpomise you wont be bored "
Can anybody understand what this male switch is saying?

hcta ~ chat(?) wants to 'talk shop'   promises you won't be bored(yeah, right) 

"Greeting's Goddess,
i . . . request for Your attention . . ."
From a male submissive... these two lines *alone* are bad enough... Keep in mind, I am listed as a slave...
 
"you have a dominant look Maam "
From a male submissive.
 
"hello i am looking for friends,because the mistresses on here think im angry,because im to honest. . ."
Do what?
 
"Hi, i dont live in your area, but was wondering if youve ever watched a naughty subbie jerk-off all over his own face?   ... or is this too nasty for you? . . ."
*cough*
Oh yea, this one had nudes attached.
 
"please can i have permission to approach you Goddess"
Hmm... If I am a Goddess... Can I smite him?
 
IF my permission counts, Yes, you may.

"hi i,m [name removed] i,m kind of new on here what are u in to"
This one is listed as a female slave but after chatting and seeing photos and reviewing all the evidence I think it's a man doing a little one-handed typing.
 
Oh, and this one isn't e-mailing me as a Dominant, but I had to put it in anyway... a conversation with a female submissive (this was when my computer was messed up and I had no picture and hadn't really filled out my profile yet):

Her: I can't wait.
Me: For what, exactly?
Her: for you to actually fill out your profile so i would know for a fact if contacting you would be a waste of time or not. there was alot of times i spoke to someone and after awhile they end up giving me crucial information that would normally be found in a profile
Me: Would you like to fix my computer so I can fill out my profile so that you can get the information you so desperately want?
Her: no i'll wait until you actually get your lazy ass a job and handle that yourself. you caught yourself a atttiude for no reason so this conversation is over.
Me: Well you seemed to want to know my information so badly... you had one of two choices: wait patiently until my profile was complete or have a conversation with me to learn about me. Instead, you chose to be rude and imply that you might be wasting your time and that was somehow my fault. Now you're being even more rude in implying that I am lazy and do not have a job when you know nothing about me. I'm not sure exactly what it is that you wanted... perhaps just to start something. And I'm sorry you wasted your time but that is your fault, not mine. Don't try to act like I owe you something. I don't have to fill out my profile. I don't have to tell you anything about me. Doing so would be my choice. And I choose to tell you nothing and waste no more of my otherwise pleasant night wondering how someone as insolent and rude as you makes it in this world.
Her: [no response]

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Thanks for the chance to catharse:   personal pet peeve, although silver-liningly, easy to screen them out:  so-called submissives with '69' in their username.  Pure puerile vanilla.
T.

Okay just for clarification, I have a 69 in my name but there is reasoning behind it. so please don't catagorise all of us with 69's in our name as being "wannabe" submissives, I've been a submissive for 6 years now and was collared for 2 years to the same man.

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ORIGINAL: mastermargarita

Good morning.  I have received a couple of emails, that have stated that since  I was looking for friends only that I was married and a player....lol.....well, not married, just not able to go and meet subs/slaves yet, due to an injury at work.  Oh well to the delete bin with them.  
I also get tickled, when I receive email from 19-20 year olds, that say they are in college, and yet can not complete a sentence, without some grammatical error.  Now I know I get lax sometimes, in my writing.   But, please, at least have a complete thought to write.
Take care.