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Daddysredhead -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/14/2007 7:20:02 PM)
poop crumbs

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/14/2007 7:22:04 PM)
if life throws you apples, make an apple pie and send me a peice

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/14/2007 7:24:48 PM)
what in the smurf are you smurfing?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/14/2007 8:30:45 PM)
...and her boobs were tied together with a pretty cable-tie and we think she was hoping to get a glimpse of the creation of the universe using a crock pot, but if only she'd remembered to tell Bob about the fermented beef-thingy she'd ordered from Sizzler.

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/14/2007 8:48:23 PM)
And you said I was smoking?!

deeddlit -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/14/2007 11:46:23 PM)
Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea...

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/14/2007 11:55:42 PM)
do you know how to spell bananas? b...a...n.....um anas!!

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 11:28:55 AM)
Ever played punch buggy with yourself?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 11:38:10 AM)
Your Daddy stole your Momma's leather leapord print thong and matching bra set to wear to a gay bar!

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 11:49:09 AM)
Lithuanians talk funny Not that they make jokes, but their accent is.....unusual. E

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 12:10:43 PM)
Q: What did the lobster say to the hairy porn star? A: Nothing, because salsa poured on a bus bench would make any grandma angry.

mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 1:11:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Q: What did the lobster say to the hairy porn star? A: Nothing, because salsa poured on a bus bench would make any grandma angry. And this is fairly true you see, 'cause ice cream got no bones.

privatePolyBoy -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 1:15:24 PM)
sex, like business, is better with multiple partners

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 1:21:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: privatePolyBoy sex, like business, is better with multiple partners hehe, good one PolyBoy; looks like i corrupt the vanilla too _____________ chant heard on a playground: FASTER!!! FASTER!!! WE NEED ANOTHER MASTER!!!

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 1:26:32 PM)
Title of a young adult book: Chicks with Sticks... what do they want to be when they grow up?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 1:52:56 PM)
Have you ever been out all night, woken up next to some chick and it turns out she’s got a goatee and a dick? Then you realize he’s dead and you’re thinking, “not again, man, not again!” Ummm, me neither.

mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 2:02:59 PM)
You know, I found Jesus after I lost count of how often that was happening... You might wanna check it out, you sound like you got demons runnin all thru you. Betel Guese

missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 2:03:21 PM)
who broke my message box - me thinks its not working?

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 2:14:11 PM)
When man walked on the moon there was a table sat with green radishes and his mother made him sit while dad yelled to get ready to study as the teacher bent over to grab the paper out of the tictacs are so pepperminty and Sally's dress was so short you could see her kitten up in the tree when the firemen got there the fire was so nice and cozy we were roasting Bob said that the ladder would reach to the Sun was so bright and the sky was pink and was cut so low you could see her naval battle went on for hours as he sunk his cock into her mouth when she said, "Hey you this thing does not work it is plastic now you are supposed to place it into slot B not gadget A, and the story goes that He was made in the image of a piece of pie and now I am hungry for what was I saying.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/15/2007 5:13:13 PM)
if remotes could talk theyd say..."ew, that tickles...hee hee..don't touch me there..!!"

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