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darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 3:33:21 PM)
I remember 1 day I was at Grandpa's farm & I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled & said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture & I'll show you." So we did, & there on the ground were my parents having sex.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 3:38:06 PM)
If I had to do it over again... Do I HAVE TO!!!????

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 4:23:42 PM)
surely the people who put tags inside shirts realized they would be itchy?

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 6:02:10 PM)
How come the Secretary of the Interior is in charge of the outdoors?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 6:39:41 PM)
i don't have to go to work tomorrow!!! thank you, snow! thank you, ice!

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 6:41:28 PM)
Why print the warning "No not turn upside down" on the bottom of the box? Shouldnt it be on the top,and the bottom say "oops, too late"?

LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 6:42:34 PM)
I want snow.

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 6:46:19 PM)
quote: i don't have to go to work tomorrow!!! thank you, snow! thank you, ice! Man, I'm jealous!

LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 6:47:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: i don't have to go to work tomorrow!!! thank you, snow! thank you, ice! Man, I'm jealous! DITTO!!!

wyldsubmissive -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 6:49:43 PM)
My ex-lesbian lover is marrying a short little Korean man and their babies will be ugly. It makes me giggle.

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 7:29:07 PM)
everytime i go to the homepage i see the same pic of this man that has no space between his lips and his chin. it must be impossible for him to not dribble. i wonder if his chin is like a built-in bib.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 7:33:33 PM)
This one's for the "martyrs"... Well the moon is broken And the sky is cracked Come on up to the house The only things that you can see Is all that you lack Come on up to the house All your cryin don't do no good Come on up to the house Come down off the cross We can use the wood Come on up to the house Come on up to the house Come on up to the house The world is not my home I'm just a passin thru Come on up to the house There's no light in the tunnel No irons in the fire Come on up to the house And your singin lead soprano In a junkman's choir You gotta come on up to the house Does life seem nasty, brutish and short Come on up to the house The seas are stormy And you can't find no port Come on up to the house there's nothin in the world that you can do you gotta come on up to the house and you been whipped by the forces that are inside you come on up to the house well you're high on top of your mountain of woe come on up to the house well you know you should surrender but you can't let go you gotta come on up to the house

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/21/2007 9:48:56 PM)
the rhino only had a pair of spiky still toed thigh-highed bondage boots which had previously been owned by a 3 legged hippopotamus who went by the name of Henrietta Gruntfuttocks and live inside a pile of dead birds

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/22/2007 11:43:12 AM)
pussywillow branches make wonderful switches..

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/22/2007 8:11:31 PM)
I just got a surprise delivery today of an electric throw blanket.... anyone wanna come stay warm with me? [;)]

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/23/2007 6:14:29 AM)
I would but I don't think your Dominant would be happy about that... lol...

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/23/2007 8:09:35 PM)
We cannot see the future, we cannot change the past, we can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/24/2007 12:20:14 AM)
Stupidity is screwing up your entire chance at a relationship that you swear you desperately desire when the only obligation of you is one communique a day in any format of your choice.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/24/2007 10:19:28 AM)
I sprained my brain trying to think if a cool random thought.

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/24/2007 10:33:11 AM)
I read this and just went..."eww" ******************************************* I would gladly crawl on my hands and knees, buck naked, through broken glass in the middle of winter, down Main Street just to get a wiff of the fumes of the garbage truck that hauls your sperm soaked panties away.

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