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Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/25/2005 7:40:20 PM   
GreyStorm


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Status: offline 		I have no experience and I stand for nothing, but what the hell, I might as well run. Who wants to be my running mate? Is there some sort of camp they send you to to get in shape for all this running? Will I be able to set up a dungeon in the Blue Room?

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/25/2005 7:43:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		I vote Dita Von Teese for Dominatrix in Cheif

http://www.dita.net/free/images/ditafree-023.jpg

The entire house chambers (capital building) could be turned into a playroom.





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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/25/2005 8:44:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		A few questions?

1. Will you not hesitate not to use Nukes?
2. Will you stop giving money to the UN?
3. Will you stop funding the war efforts between Palestien and Israel?
4. Will you get rid of Social Security once and for all?
5. Will you raise the abortion limit to the age of 17yrs old?
6. Can we begin having Giant Robots in our weapons program and wars?
7. Will you realease all information regarding Area 54, the JFK assination, and every question MercNbeth ask?




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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/25/2005 11:26:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll vote for you, can't be any worse than anyone else. Hopefully you will support the coalition for sexual freedom or whatever it's called.

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/26/2005 9:31:12 AM   
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and every question MercNbeth ask?


Agree with ALL your planks, especially the UN & Israel/Palestine. But why is this so important?

And didn't you forget some?

8. Truth about Roswell & the visiting aliens?
9. Eliminate ALL 'moral' laws concerning drugs, prostitution, censorship.
10. Eliminate the tax free status of all charitable and religious institutions.
11. Redistrict the entire country based strictly on grid mapping system, eliminating all previous gerrymandering by BOTH political parties.
12. Eliminate the Electoral Congress.
13. End all government subsidies. (e.g., milk, oil, peanuts, etc)
14. Nationwide minimum drinking age - 18, or raise the military age to 21.
15. Free college education for ALL. Testing required for entry however.
16. Establish national US free health service by expanding the military medical core. Paying doctors fix salary, based on the national average income of a physician per specialty + 10%, and offering services through national clinics & hospitals. But NOT eliminating alternative 'private' insurance and/or medical coverage.
17. Eliminate the income tax, replace it with national sales tax. Different for different goods sold. 0% for food, and as high as 50-100% for those previously illegal products such as drugs and sex)
18. Eliminate all tax on savings and investment income.
20. Eliminate all property taxes for all residences owned and occupied by people over 70.
21. Establish national Drivers License / ID, and national vehicle registration. Eliminating ALL state DMV.
22. Eliminate all government supported monopolies such as cable TV.
23. Eliminate ALL EEO/AA programs.
24. Institute English Tort system regarding civil awards, requiring loser pays cost of litigation.
25. Establish rotating paid arbitrator panels staffed with indivituals with a background in law to replace jury system. Require ALL litigation (civil & criminal) to be heard within 90 days of the case being filed.

I think 25 planks makes a good platform.

And oh yeah, annex Canada & Mexico. Annexing Mexico would eliminate the illegal alien issue (outside of the Roswell reference anyway) and God, if you ever visit the Baja peninsula, it's beautiful and SHOULD be part of the US, cause it's such a hassle to visit their now due to the border crossing issue. As far as Canada, they already lost hockey, Molson is loosing it's market share as an imported beer, and it would be fun to really piss off the French speaking part of the country. But the biggest reason would be to get rid of the hassle of having someone slip you a Canadian quarter. It's a fun game through when you get one, seeing if you can pawn one off on someone else. It's cheating if you just put it in the middle of a role and bring it to the bank.

In case anyone's interested, I'd be amenable to a "Draft Merc" political movement, to run on this platform. Also would serve as a not-so-benign dictatorship, or even in consideration of my ancestry, emperor. (Although I've already committed to the more kingly title - Merc The Just)

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/26/2005 10:21:21 AM   
ProtagonistLily


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I have no experience and I stand for nothing, but what the hell, I might as well run.


Why should you be differant? ~grin~

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Who wants to be my running mate? Is there some sort of camp they send you to to get in shape for all this running? Will I be able to set up a dungeon in the Blue Room?


No, not camp, but there are any number of workshops and campaign schools offered country wide by every faction of the political spectrum.

If Billy boy got blown under his desk while speaking with a high ranking Senator, I really see no reason why you can't put a few toys in a room...

I've been staff on Presidential campaigns. Let me know where you are going with this and if I can be any help.

Lily

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/26/2005 10:49:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		Remember: Voters want a candidate who is sincere, so if you can fake that you've got it made.

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/26/2005 11:12:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Me too! But I have to wait about another 15 years before I'm even old enough and I'm not nearly wealthy enough. Maybe I'll have enouth in 15 years
And this is totally serious too, I really am planning on running.

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/26/2005 1:41:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		I will say and do anything to get elected. If you are for it, so am I.

I will always be sincere.......I feel your pain.

Can I have a campaign contribution to kick start things?













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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/26/2005 3:14:47 PM   
rubytuesday


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Status: offline 		Hmmm cant do the campaign contribution becuase i know you wouldnt want to be slipped NZ dollars but i can do the coffee - how do you have it?????? and could possibly manage the laundry too if need be ;-)

smiles
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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/27/2005 12:07:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreyStorm
I have no experience and I stand for nothing, but what the hell, I might as well run. Who wants to be my running mate?

I'd vote for you if you choose MizSuz as your running mate, and include on your Platform Fangs' suggestion 2&3, and Merc's #11-77,20-22.
Lordy, I'm taking these boards too seriously... M


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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 2/27/2005 4:36:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was just giving him a warm up but thanks for finishing off the other questions.

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 3/2/2005 9:49:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've decided on another plank in the platform.

Mandatory two year government service for all at the age of 17. Not mandatory military. At 17 you would have to pick from a variety of duty ranging from the Forestry Service to working in a soup kitchen, the military would be among the choices.

I'd be willing to relinquish the national MV program (although I'd love to eliminate the DMV) and replace it with this.

Do I have a constituency??????

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 3/23/2005 11:10:02 AM   
sissymaidlola


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Can I have a campaign contribution to kick start things?

Hmm, sissy is a little strapped for cash right now so he'll not be able to make a campaign contribution at this time. However, perhaps sissy can personally volunteer some of his time and effort to help your campaign instead ? For instance, should you need someone to "suck your cigar" under the desk while making important phone calls to other politicians sissy would be only too happy to oblige. And don't worry about the stained dress issue, hon ... sissy has a whole closet full of dresses with all kinds of "interesting stains" on them, so we'll probably be able to customize whatever you need in this area!

Respectfrilly Yours,

sissy ml <winks>




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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 3/23/2005 1:38:30 PM   
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I have no experience and I stand for nothing, but what the hell, I might as well run.

Well neither does the one that is in office now but Hey! give it a shot.
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Will I be able to set up a dungeon in the Blue Room?

I will suffer through all the peril and torture that would need to be done and offer up myself to make & test out the toys for the Blue Room (of course, i will have to run this by Thorns first Ya know *grinz*)

~smilezz~

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RE: Grey Storm decides to run for President - 3/23/2005 4:18:00 PM   
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Will I be able to set up a dungeon in the Blue Room?


I think the oval office would be better, then you wouldn't have to interupt your work to play a little.

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