sensualmagirl -> RE: snappy comebacks (2/4/2007 12:06:59 AM)
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I'm not good at snappy comebacks, usually come up with them about 1/2 an hour after they left... LOL... but, I particularly liked this one I heard on a tv show in the 80s (ok, ok, I admit it, Miami Vice) directed towards someone who goes on and on about a subject (much like myself actually!) Are you going somewhere with this, or are you just taking a lap? My fathers favorite when we'd ask where he was going: I'm going crazy, wanna come with me? and my other favorite about someone having a bad day: Did you swallow a monster? or What crawled up your ass and died? and of course, an all-time classic "piss-off" statement: Sit on it and spin, baby!
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