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Passion357 -> RE: snappy comebacks (4/9/2007 1:08:07 AM)
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If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a pissant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.
lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!
Yes yes I am and that's MRS BITCH to you!
You wouldn't make a pimple on a REAL man's ASS.
Why don't you go back off in your own jack yard?
Horn blows does the driver?!?
Imagine that.
Before I did that I'd have to put a paper bag over MY head.
Said over dinner at a fine resturant:
Woman " When I was done with her all she could say was 'Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ'"
Man 1 "Yeah I bet..."
Woman " (laughing) "She thought I was God"
Man 2 "Then why'd she keep calling my name?"
^ Actually happened ^
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