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RE: snappy comebacks - 4/8/2007 6:20:46 PM

electriclove

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Sounds like someone put a dollar in her nickle slot 'cuz her engine's over-revved and she's about to blow a gasket!

David in Miami

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RE: snappy comebacks - 4/9/2007 1:08:07 AM

Passion357

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quote:

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a pissant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.

lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!

Yes yes I am and that's MRS BITCH to you!
You wouldn't make a pimple on a REAL man's ASS.
Why don't you go back off in your own jack yard?
Horn blows does the driver?!?
Imagine that.
Before I did that I'd have to put a paper bag over MY head.

Said over dinner at a fine resturant:

Woman " When I was done with her all she could say was 'Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ'"
Man 1 "Yeah I bet..."
Woman " (laughing) "She thought I was God"
Man 2 "Then why'd she keep calling my name?"

^ Actually happened ^

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