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leahh -> snappy comebacks (1/25/2007 6:15:31 PM)

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un****you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?



DiurnalVampire -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/25/2007 6:19:14 PM)

My reality check bounced
I can only make one person a day happy, and today aint looking so good for you
Im sorry, I left my care face home today



poplolly -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/25/2007 11:34:33 PM)

YOU!!  Off my planet!
 
Wait ... wait ... no, still can't care.



newflowers -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/25/2007 11:43:59 PM)

Thank you, the next time i need an unsolicited and uninformed opinion, i'll know who to ask.



BitaTruble -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/25/2007 11:52:24 PM)

Have you tried sewing your ass cheeks together? Your butt plug keeps falling out and it's making you cranky.

[sm=banana.gif]



RubberWitch -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/26/2007 12:32:13 AM)

The next time I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.



viperess -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/26/2007 6:49:30 AM)

These were great. Of course now i will get into trouble as i can hear me using some of them. *oops*



SusanofO -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/28/2007 10:25:15 PM)

I bought  button at a fun card and party store once that said:

"If I promise to miss you, will you please go away?"

I bought it for work. I didn't actually wear it, but I tacked to to my bulletin board on selected days, when people would stop by my cubicle to "chat" seemingly endlessly (usually about nothing, really) -  while I myself had tons of work to get done.

I didn't want to be rude, and never said anything like "Please leave, I'm very busy, I'll catch you later" (maybe I should have) - but sometimes, occasionally, someone would peer closer and read the button, and then look at the piles of work on my desk, and get the message, and leave me alone to get actual work done.

- Susan



Rurouni -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/28/2007 11:23:02 PM)

Do you need some cheese with that whine?
How bout a nice hot cup of shut the f*** up
What the hell is that dead thing on your head.....oh it's ur face.
If ignorance was a disease you'd have the plague.



Saratov -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/29/2007 6:59:55 AM)

If ignorance is bliss you must be one of the happiest people I know... maybe in the world.



MissDesiree -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/31/2007 6:11:57 AM)

Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree !!



LTRsubNW -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/31/2007 7:11:04 PM)

Heard in a crowded elevator whispered just loud enough to be heard between two guys...within seconds both of them had plenty of personal space:

"Honest to God, the doctor said if I put that cream on twice in 3 hours, they'd stop biting"



fairerthanshe -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/31/2007 7:18:06 PM)

These are great...the one i am guilty of using more times than is probably appropriate is "Stop, my side!" (clutching side and wincing) when someone is making a very bad joke...

fairer than she





alwayzron -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/31/2007 7:22:56 PM)

My "Care-O-Meter" is registering 25 micro-give-a-shits ....



murmur -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/31/2007 7:30:47 PM)

OMG, rolling on the floor laughing hard!



snappykappy -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/31/2007 7:36:53 PM)

someone using my name in vain cause u should know any part of my name is trademarked



alwayzron -> RE: snappy comebacks (1/31/2007 7:42:19 PM)

One of my favorites ....

"Somebody must have told you once that you were important ... and you believed them!"



KeirasSecret -> RE: snappy comebacks (2/1/2007 7:40:42 AM)

Quick! Get off your ass! Your sufficating!



sloki -> RE: snappy comebacks (2/2/2007 1:25:32 AM)

'Who put a nickle in you?'







Saratov -> RE: snappy comebacks (2/2/2007 9:40:32 AM)

Don't know who pulled your chain but, they should pull it again and flush that potty mouth of yours!

Do you kiss your grandmother w/ that mouth?!



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