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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:06:34 AM   
Sanity


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Status: offline 		Isn't it GREAT when we can all just degenerate into man-bashing, and woman-bashing, and, oh, say... Christian bashing???

Isn't it GREAT!!!

Ho ho, hee hee, haw haw... yuck yuck yuck

It's just a million laughs. Say, anybody know any good ___________ jokes???

Hyuck hyuck hyuck

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ORIGINAL: FemmeOwner

This one is amusing to women of all hair colors:

Q: Why are most blonde jokes, one-liners?

A; So MEN can understand them!

ROFL!

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ORIGINAL: Sanity

I suppose that with such a keen sense of humor you'll understand how funny it is the way blonde jokes make all women seem totally stupid...





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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:08:06 AM   
cjenny


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl

cjenny... the only blonde/brunette joke I can think of is:

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunettte? 

Artificial Intelligence

(notice I said "their" not her... I think there are plenty of "dumb" blonde men too... duuuuuddde! comes to mind instantly ) 


heehee

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:08:25 AM   
hot1


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Status: offline 		Cats don't have a purpose?

gee..I thought they ruled the world and just allowed us humans to live here with them....lol

Am sure that is what MY cats think anyways....lol

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:09:13 AM   
FemmeOwner


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Status: offline 		Hey, YOU were the one who was getting all uptight about blonde jokes... not the blondes. So I thought I'd be nice and tell a blonde joke that wasn't offensive to blondes! Geez, you just can't be pleased!  Why don't you go away and piss in somebody else's sandbox? We're having fun here, if you hadn't noticed!

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:10:17 AM   
cjenny


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ORIGINAL: FemmeOwner

Hey, YOU were the one who was getting all uptight about blonde jokes... not the blondes. So I thought I'd be nice and tell a blonde joke that wasn't offensive to blondes! Geez, you just can't be pleased!  Why don't you go away and piss in somebody else's sandbox? We're having fun here, if you hadn't noticed!


kitties love sandboxes............

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:10:49 AM   
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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:11:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: hot1

Cats don't have a purpose?

gee..I thought they ruled the world and just allowed us humans to live here with them....lol

Am sure that is what MY cats think anyways....lol


Yes, that is what my two cats think too

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:11:49 AM   
FemmeOwner


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Status: offline 		Oh you got that right. I KNOW my cats know how to tell time, because at 4:45 p.m., they're here stomping their paws for their dinner! Even the rescues that I'm trying to socialize (not very successfully either, they'd clearly been abused :( ) have learned, and joined the circus in here at chow time, all 5 cats sitting in a circle, staring at me with big eyes, I swear they are *willing* me to notice it's time for dinner!!!

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ORIGINAL: hot1

Cats don't have a purpose?

gee..I thought they ruled the world and just allowed us humans to live here with them....lol

Am sure that is what MY cats think anyways....lol

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:12:20 AM   
hot1


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Status: offline 		Yaknow....the other day I read somewhere about why don't people post in the forums..you hit the button to get to know their thoughts etc...and nothing.

I did not understand how someone could feel that they could know someone better or worse from the forum.

I click on some profiles and think wow..they seem great...then read some of their posts in the forums..and think...wtf...I don't want to even say hi to this person......

So I guess that is what I learnt that day..you can get to know someone in the forums.

beth

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:12:24 AM   
sensualmagirl


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ORIGINAL: cjenny

quote:

ORIGINAL: FemmeOwner

Hey, YOU were the one who was getting all uptight about blonde jokes... not the blondes. So I thought I'd be nice and tell a blonde joke that wasn't offensive to blondes! Geez, you just can't be pleased!  Why don't you go away and piss in somebody else's sandbox? We're having fun here, if you hadn't noticed!


kitties love sandboxes............


hmmm... sssshhhh.... sassy blonde pets (i.e., me to my Master) do too

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:13:34 AM   
DaddiesLilGirl06


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Status: offline 		i honestly think all cats think they rule the world....i know mine thinks shes queen of sheba here....she also thinks shes queen of the underworld since shes black....lmao

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:14:02 AM   
MasDom


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Status: offline 		   Untill you let one drop in theirs.
Had to change the litter,
and box entirely before she would go back.
   Kept stareing up at me with this weird look on her face.
Scraped a load into my face then trotted off with her head held high.

Still ...

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:14:33 AM   
hot1


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Status: offline 		OMG...mine are my alarm clocks...they get they can of food between 6:30 and 7:00 AM every morning....great alarm clocks...I am never ever late for work....but the damm things don't understand WEEKENDS...yeppers...was up at 7 today...lol

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:14:37 AM   
FemmeOwner


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Status: offline 		So do ferrets. I've made my Izzy her own sandbox to dig and burrow in, in a large Rubbermaid tub out on my balcony. She just LIVES to go out and play in her sandbox! She gets so incredibly dirty, I just kind of hold her in the air and shake her gently, and brush the dirt off while she smiles... I swear it, she SMILES!

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ORIGINAL: cjenny
kitties love sandboxes............

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:16:02 AM   
sensualmagirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasDom

Untill you let one drop in theirs.
Had to change the litter,
and box entirely before she would go back.
Kept stareing up at me with this weird look on her face.
Scraped a load into my face then trotted off with her head held high.

Still ...


HA HA HA HA... sounds like a cat I know  although, never tried doing anything in their litter box... they are way too fussy for that... will hoot and hollar until it's fresh and clean so they can go make a mess!

oh, and when I said sassy blonde pets like sandboxes, was NOT referring to litterboxes... eeewwww... but, rather something else having to do with sand, maybe I'm dreaming of summer and the sand on the beach... mmmmmmm

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:16:07 AM   
hot1


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Status: offline 		Well I am told I am just that well trained that my cats even Dom me....lol

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:17:00 AM   
Sanity


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LOL...

And thanks, but you won't be the one telling me where to get off any time soon.

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ORIGINAL: FemmeOwner

Hey, YOU were the one who was getting all uptight about blonde jokes... not the blondes. So I thought I'd be nice and tell a blonde joke that wasn't offensive to blondes! Geez, you just can't be pleased!  Why don't you go away and piss in somebody else's sandbox? We're having fun here, if you hadn't noticed!

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:17:13 AM   
cjenny


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasDom

  Untill you let one drop in theirs.
Had to change the litter,
and box entirely before she would go back.
  Kept stareing up at me with this weird look on her face.
Scraped a load into my face then trotted off with her head held high.

Still ...


oooh I just found the bestest litter evah! called feline pine. its ground up pine, into pellets. when it gets 'wet' it dissolves into sawdust. i just scoop her poop every few days then dump the whole thing once a month.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:17:49 AM   
FemmeOwner


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Status: offline 		I had to completely stop feeding mine canned food in the mornings (they have kibble out 24/7). They learned that when I got up, they got fed. So they started waking me up.  Earlier. And earlier. And earlier.  GRRRRRRR!!!!! it was either have kitty stew for Sunday dinner, or end the expectation that they would be fed when I got up. All in all, I chose the latter. I'm sure you understand :)

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ORIGINAL: hot1

OMG...mine are my alarm clocks...they get they can of food between 6:30 and 7:00 AM every morning....great alarm clocks...I am never ever late for work....but the damm things don't understand WEEKENDS...yeppers...was up at 7 today...lol

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:20:23 AM   
FemmeOwner


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Status: offline 		I use EverClean. It's expensive, but with 5 cats I have to keep right on top of it, and EverClean really does the best job of any I have found.

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ORIGINAL: cjenny
oooh I just found the bestest litter evah! called feline pine. its ground up pine, into pellets. when it gets 'wet' it dissolves into sawdust. i just scoop her poop every few days then dump the whole thing once a month.

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