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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:50:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjenny

domiguy we kept all the litter clean, really.....


did you bring my french toast?


why don't we move right on into breakfast recipes now?

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:53:44 AM   
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Well..right now....with me....you have to take and love all 3 pussys.....LOL....one is shaven tho.

love me love my pussy

beth


Would have to go back into my bubble.....Awful kitties....Their dander turns Domiguy into wheezing...red eyed, tearing up... pathetic mess.  All critters should be thrown into a lobster pot....Going to Crate and Barrel to see if they sell an "olympic size pool" lobster pot....for all of them dander laden scamps....Lobsters are yummy...What about boiled cat and drawn butter?......Aaaaah!

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:54:22 AM   
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Okies, I would like an order of french toast. Bacon on the side *not super crispy please*. Fresh OJ and a few strawberries but only if very ripe.
Ripe.... um now I have to go change my kittys litter.

Haysoos, please protect me from kitty litter germs.
No joke cuz I am on the verge of illness lol. Okay the Haysoos was a joke. Or a really bad Mexican accent, you can choose.

Edit: domiguy , if you try and boil our pussies I think you may be in for trouble.

< Message edited by cjenny -- 2/10/2007 10:55:49 AM >


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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:55:35 AM   
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ummmmmm thanks for the thought....but I don't thinks so....

<smiles sweetly>

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:56:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjenny

Okies, I would like an order of french toast. Bacon on the side *not super crispy please*. Fresh OJ and a few strawberries but only if very ripe.
Ripe.... um now I have to go change my kittys litter.

Haysoos, please protect me from kitty litter germs.
No joke cuz I am on the verge of illness lol. Okay the Haysoos was a joke. Or a really bad Mexican accent, you can choose.

Edit: domiguy , if you try and boil our pussies I think you may be in for trouble.

Please forward picture of your kitty and teats as well.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:59:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjenny

Okies, I would like an order of french toast. Bacon on the side *not super crispy please*. Fresh OJ and a few strawberries but only if very ripe.
Ripe.... um now I have to go change my kittys litter.

Haysoos, please protect me from kitty litter germs.
No joke cuz I am on the verge of illness lol. Okay the Haysoos was a joke. Or a really bad Mexican accent, you can choose.

Edit: domiguy , if you try and boil our pussies I think you may be in for trouble.


Have you ever tried soaking thick sliced bread overnight and then baking it in the oven for French Toast? It's good....

Boiled pussy? I don't really think anything boiled would taste all that good... except lobstah

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 10:59:52 AM   
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domiguy, if I know you at all...you'll find a way.  If not, perhaps, Ron can parlay this into a blowjob.


Since this thread has decayed to nothingness....Name the three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina?

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:00:40 AM   
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As one of the many followers of Jesus on this website, I just want to say that not all followers of Jesus are religious, pious idiots. My present, lovely, pierced and tattooed slave was a result of praying to Jesus...we have prayed for many many things and got them miraculously. With our income, we could not survive without Jesus' provision. Perhaps you should ask Him for some beautiful shaved pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my slave's is).
PiercedHeart (dawn_slave's Master)

ps I agree with you about cats

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:04:26 AM   
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domidude you have mail.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:06:48 AM   
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Since this thread has decayed to nothingness....Name the three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina?


Victoria, BC has Somass Street....

Yours,


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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:11:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Since this thread has decayed to nothingness....Name the three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina?


Victoria, BC has Somass Street....

Yours,


benji


Do you get to visit this st. as often as you like?  I've heard it is lovely no matter the time of year!

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:13:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bandit25

domiguy, if I know you at all...you'll find a way.  If not, perhaps, Ron can parlay this into a blowjob.


Since this thread has decayed to nothingness....Name the three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina?


Where is bandit25 When you need her....It's an oldie but a goodie.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:20:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: dawn_slave

As one of the many followers of Jesus on this website, I just want to say that not all followers of Jesus are religious, pious idiots. My present, lovely, pierced and tattooed slave was a result of praying to Jesus...we have prayed for many many things and got them miraculously. With our income, we could not survive without Jesus' provision. Perhaps you should ask Him for some beautiful shaved pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my slave's is).
PiercedHeart (dawn_slave's Master)

ps I agree with you about cats



Every night as I don my night cap and Domijammies I kneel before my bed with clasp hands and pray:  Dear God and Jesus please protect me from your followers, please help those who are less fortunate...those who are suffering and facing turmoil and strife...Amen...Oh, and by the way, if you find the time some nice tight clean shaven pussy would be nice....If she can deep throat that is, shall we say, an extra bonus....Thanks...There will be a little something "extra" in the collection plate this week...Amen.  over and out...D.G.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:20:33 AM   
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I'm here ya little goofball

Paulina
Melvina
Lunt

I second that...you've got mail.. Wait a minute...who's an oldie but a goodie?  Me?????????????

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:30:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: dawn_slave

As one of the many followers of Jesus on this website, I just want to say that not all followers of Jesus are religious, pious idiots. My present, lovely, pierced and tattooed slave was a result of praying to Jesus...we have prayed for many many things and got them miraculously. With our income, we could not survive without Jesus' provision. Perhaps you should ask Him for some beautiful shaved pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my slave's is).
PiercedHeart (dawn_slave's Master)

ps I agree with you about cats



Every night as I don my night cap and Domijammies I kneel before my bed with clasp hands and pray:  Dear God and Jesus please protect me from your followers, please help those who are less fortunate...those who are suffering and facing turmoil and strife...Amen...Oh, and by the way, if you find the time some nice tight clean shaven pussy would be nice....If she can deep throat that is, shall we say, an extra bonus....Thanks...There will be a little something "extra" in the collection plate this week...Amen.  over and out...D.G.


*sob sob sob*
So that is why I am still waiting for my french toast, it is cuz I can't give BJers.
*sob sob sob hmm, sob.. SOB...hahaha*

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 11:43:33 AM   
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I love it. It spoke volumes to me. Jesus protect me from your followers. Those who attempt to snuff out the creativity of an open mind, thought, purpose, and growth with the ultimate goal to create clones of themselves.  The exact opposite of spiritual empowerment.  Right on.  A billion times right on.   Mother Eve

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 2:24:32 PM   
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It's not the true followers. It's those that think they are following Jesus that screw it all up.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 2:56:21 PM   
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LOL hahaha I just realised domiguy is going to come back to a kitty litter thread



Stimpy would be the first to say that the only relevant thread is the one about his kitty litter.

If I can remember the words to the love song he sings to it, I will post it.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 4:59:40 PM   
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Hahaha Sinergy! Krusty Kitty Litter!

Ren always scared me a bit.....

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/10/2007 6:08:11 PM   
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domiguy what a mess you have created, but there has been a nice cat stories off shoot so thanks for that.

I like you tag line, but I dare you to use:

"A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball pen hammer"

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