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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

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hey i just saw a silly question in sooooooo pbm asking 'if you are the same sex and please your Master/domme sexually does that make you bi? i think it was a spin off from one of the other silly threads...why are people debating the fucking painfully obvious!? If you are a bloke and you suck a dude off surely that makes you bi-sexual ??? Please tell me im not the only one with common sense!!! GAAAAAAHHHH *pulls hair!

So which hair are you pulling? I just want to make sure I have a clear visual you understand.

Now you mention it get over here and lift up your pirate skirt, i hope you dont shave me bucaneering lass! ARRRRRR!!

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You do realise i like cunnilingus dont you Sari? Im also expecting your sharp nails to draw blood from my back in the heat of sadistic passion....


Anyways where did those giant frikkin mushrooms go?...better have some more of that funky green Rum!

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Well Hydro im glad you asked *dons his chefs hat and apron covered in blood*

I like to use a large pan, pour in about a litre of olive oil and heat up, then add 6 large spanish onions diced, 10 cloves of garlic  and sweat them....then using the thigh of a freshly dead cannibal i cut into strips and brown, season salt and pepper and add 5 table spoons of turmeric and 3 tablespoons of chillipower... pour in  8 litres of 'dead bloke' stock made with the bones and simmer for 2 hours....   

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Too 100 pages of not discussing any serious topics....whoo hoo!