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SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:31:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn puts on his warm sailors jumper with roll neck still drinking that radioactive rum and stats singing 'chestnuts roasting on an open fire....jack frost nipping at your toes...hmm hmmm hmmmh mmm TAXI! then falls face first into Sari's lap... Lies back and spreads legs as blu falls so his face lands in the right place*

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:33:52 PM)
questions: 1 - what are the rubber bands for? 2 - what else is in that bag? BEAR - stop encouraging him! cracks whip blu, you better not be cooking any island natives again. i'm not saving your arse from the Health inspectors like last time.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:35:45 PM)
mmmmm what a sweet smell....damnit i need to get cooking!!! hands hydro his veg for the kebab skewers and makes a nice mint and yoghurt dip. instucts the cabana boys to ensure all the passengers are fully topped up with any drinks they wish, the foot massagers come out to tend to the women as this is a special occasion and he has brought on board a few belly dancers to entertain us all..

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:36:44 PM)
* whip hits bear's nipple and whimpers in pure pleasure then begs CD to do it again**

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:37:36 PM)
Its all guuuuud in the huuuuud boss gosh you dont half worry! honest it will be fine.................. .......im cooking health inspector! It's ok i hung them by their toes and bled them so it tastes better...

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:39:39 PM)
1.Rubber bands...multiple uses...binding, I could put one around your foot and snap the sole...whatever else my brain thinks up on the spur of the moment. 2.The bag, clamps, weights, clothespins, flogger, whip, paddle, fly swatter, forceps, rope, bungee cords, ruler, thumb tacks, a ligther, candles, gags, carabiners for suspension, needle wheel, virbrators, dildos, butt plugs....shall I continue. 3. And yes, we are grillin up some people

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:40:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs * whip hits bear's nipple and whimpers in pure pleasure then begs CD to do it again** cracks the whip over bear's nipple again

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:41:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn Its all guuuuud in the huuuuud boss gosh you dont half worry! honest it will be fine.................. .......im cooking health inspector! It's ok i hung them by their toes and bled them so it tastes better... Wait I know this language...I was speaking it the other night.

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:42:09 PM)
wooden spoons, belts, sandpaper, sewing pins, sewing needles

SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:42:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster 1.Rubber bands...multiple uses...binding, I could put one around your foot and snap the sole...whatever else my brain thinks up on the spur of the moment. 2.The bag, clamps, weights, clothespins, flogger, whip, paddle, fly swatter, forceps, rope, bungee cords, ruler, thumb tacks, a ligther, candles, gags, carabiners for suspension, needle wheel, virbrators, dildos, butt plugs....shall I continue. 3. And yes, we are grillin up some people Any canes in there? I looooove having the soles of my feet caned!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:42:43 PM)
I knew I had forgotten some of it

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:43:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster 1.Rubber bands...multiple uses...binding, I could put one around your foot and snap the sole...whatever else my brain thinks up on the spur of the moment. 2.The bag, clamps, weights, clothespins, flogger, whip, paddle, fly swatter, forceps, rope, bungee cords, ruler, thumb tacks, a ligther, candles, gags, carabiners for suspension, needle wheel, virbrators, dildos, butt plugs....shall I continue. those highlighted - no thanks. not into needle play

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:44:11 PM)
Nope the bag isn't big enough for all my toys....canes, spreader bars, furniture...that all has to be carried separate

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:44:17 PM)
I think we should all start a fund for real to go towards buying our own yacht so we can sail the seven seas in a drunken mischievous orgy, docking at various ports and having the ultimate holiday!!!!

SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:45:51 PM)
Oh damn! That'd be a blast!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:45:57 PM)
erm dude he was talking about domination not DIY! did you think he was buiding a house!! shhhhheeeeesshh your extreme.....ly disturbed![sm=ugh.gif]

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:45:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs * whip hits bear's nipple and whimpers in pure pleasure then begs CD to do it again** cracks the whip over bear's nipple again Ohhh yesssss .

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:46:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl those highlighted - no thanks. not into needle play The needles on the needle wheel aren't actually sharp, come over here I'll show you....it actually has another name but I've forgotten.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:47:11 PM)
mmmm get here me pirate wenchus!!! i fancy a frolick before din dinsss.......

SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/19/2007 9:47:12 PM)
whartenburg wheel?

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