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bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:03:54 PM)
We need to set a course elsewhere ASAP, wheres the CD when you need her!!

DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:12:13 PM)
Returns from her sojourn at the Goddess Tuptim Shrine. Now that was fun, but I used up every inch of rope I had tying all those phalluses up. I hear the ship is preparing to depart from these accursed shores. CD, may I have a room assignment please? I see things have gotten a bit mixed up on board. I'll just be soaking up sun on the Lido Deck. snaps fingers "Waiter, two Mai Tai's please, one for each hand. Then send over a boy to rub some lotion on my back, but not one of Bear's personal stash." stretches out on lounger to rest while cabin assignments are straightened out.

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:19:55 PM)
Uhm.....all my personal stashes of cabana boys were slaughtered 2 nights ago [sm=river.gif]

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:21:11 PM)
* loud crash rings through the ship as a figure in black crashes through the welded door of Hydro's cabin and lays limp on the floor of the hall. Hydro emerges from the cabin snacking on another black clad figure* I found a couple of them...they didn't want to talk.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:26:41 PM)
Well they probably couldnt after you flung them through the doors! Are they Ninja's?

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:28:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn We need to set a course elsewhere ASAP, wheres the CD when you need her!! Speaking of which, anyone checked to see if Cd's door has been welded shut? Maybe that's why she's not available!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:33:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn We need to set a course elsewhere ASAP, wheres the CD when you need her!! Speaking of which, anyone checked to see if Cd's door has been welded shut? Maybe that's why she's not available! Tis a good point Bear....i think we should tread carefully as i have a feeling we are about to be attacked by legions of Ninja!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:36:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn Well they probably couldnt after you flung them through the doors! Are they Ninja's? No, they got flung after they refused to talk.holds the chewed corpse up This one said something interesting just before he lost his head though...he said, "The guilded one comes to rip your soul to the depths of hell". Then there were some gurgling noises. Now I thought that might make the other one talk, but no. How the hell should I know if they're ninjas...come look for yourself.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:37:29 PM)
*inspects the oriental bodies... you say Guilded? I hope he didnt mean ROBODISNEY again!

DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:38:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs Uhm.....all my personal stashes of cabana boys were slaughtered 2 nights ago [sm=river.gif] Oh, dear, Bear, I am so very sorry to hear of your loss. (You should have seen those statues around the shrine though......wondrous and enough to make you drool). Perhaps CD is looking for additions to the staff? Assuming that her door isn't welded shut. Is anyone checking that out? rubs at her aching feet

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:40:15 PM)
Think security has gone to check

DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:41:17 PM)
The guilded one? Are there custom cuffs, shackles and chastity devices being made by the ironworkers guild? Or do I simply have the wrong guild?

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:44:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn *inspects the oriental bodies... you say Guilded? I hope he didnt mean ROBODISNEY again! No, I'm sure RoboDisney is still very much dead and mounted in the game room. Doesn't guilded have something to do with gold?

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:44:21 PM)
Hydro, in the absence of the CD you will have to give us a course to set, we really gotta get the fuck outta hyar! LOOK! *points to the sea to show the MAHOOSIVE serpent making its way too the ship.........ALL HANDS ON FRIKKIN DECK, WE NEED TO MOVE!!!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:47:08 PM)
Blu, we're on a cruise ship, she doesn't move that fast. Alright, all ahead full and plot a course to the Hawaiian Islands.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:47:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn *inspects the oriental bodies... you say Guilded? I hope he didnt mean ROBODISNEY again! No, I'm sure RoboDisney is still very much dead and mounted in the game room. Doesn't guilded have something to do with gold? You mean someone Gold is after you ?

DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:48:05 PM)
I thought that was gilded. All hands? I just got a manicure! sigh Oh well....puts top back on How can I help, just bellow your directives, I'll do my best.

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:48:37 PM)
Again, how the hell should I know? SPARTANS! MAN THE GUNS! SPEARS AND SHIELDS AT THE READY IN CASE OF BOARDING!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:49:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster Blu, we're on a cruise ship, she doesn't move that fast. Alright, all ahead full and plot a course to the Hawaiian Islands. AHAAA well you say we are a cruise ship but i have 10 rolls royce hyper turbines added to the ships engine room we can gather speed of up to 150 miles an hour although not recommmended!! *grabs the handset ' BRIDGE TO ENGINE ROOM , COURSE TO HAWAII...COURSE TO HAWAII MACH 3 I REPEAT MACH 3..STEADY NOW...GO GO GO!!'

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:51:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster Again, how the hell should I know? SPARTANS! MAN THE GUNS! SPEARS AND SHIELDS AT THE READY IN CASE OF BOARDING! moves out of the way as 300 Spartans fly out of Hydro's room, thinks 'how did they all fit in there?!'..Hydro you need to take on that big serpent, give it a battering while we deal with the Mongolian hordes that are climbing up the side of the ship as we speak!! puts his Samurai arnour on...

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