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SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:55:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Blu, we're on a cruise ship, she doesn't move that fast.  Alright, all ahead full and plot a course to the Hawaiian Islands.



Hell why can't you just hang your bionic ass off the stern and hit afterburner and get us the fuck outa here??? Shit, what good's a robo/bionic dragon that can't speed things up in an emergency???



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:56:01 PM)

Now where the hell did mongolian hoards come from?  You do realize that mock three is in the neighborhood of 2300 mph right?



DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:56:23 PM)

I see you boys have everything under control, more or less.  I'm heading back to Lido to set up for Hula practice, then a nap.



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:57:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Now where the hell did mongolian hoards come from?  You do realize that mock three is in the neighborhood of 2300 mph right?



DAMMIT the salesman must have sold me some fighter engines, shit! 'BRIDGE TO ENGINE ROOM...SLOW THE FUCK DOOOOOOOOOWN!!' *vomits



SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:58:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

*rolls eyes* ...women!


*smacks demonn hard on the ass with the bad side of the black leather good/bad paddle for that remark*  Care to repeat that again oh cute assed worshiper of the ladies????



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:59:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DominaRava

I see you boys have everything under control, more or less.  I'm heading back to Lido to set up for Hula practice, then a nap.


Mistress are you INSANE, the ship is shuddering to pieces, we are being attacked by Mongols and there is a serpent head oncourse to attack Hydro and your having a nap! !!!!



Argentopal -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:59:07 PM)

I wonder if I was adrift in a tiny little dinghy if someone from the deck of the ship would notice me in the water and rescue me ... that is if I am not capsized by the wake from this super speed cruise ship!!!



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:59:12 PM)

Hey we're pulling away from the, whatever it is...maintain current speed



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 2:59:40 PM)

i'm not going to ask what the hell happen to MY cruise ship!! *pops 2 Advils* just don't destroy it while i'm working tonight



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:00:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

*rolls eyes* ...women!


*smacks demonn hard on the ass with the bad side of the black leather good/bad paddle for that remark*  Care to repeat that again oh cute assed worshiper of the ladies????


Yes i do IF we make it out of the south china sea ALIVE..im sorry we have more pressing matters than this right now *kisses Sari's hand*



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:01:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Argentopal

I wonder if I was adrift in a tiny little dinghy if someone from the deck of the ship would notice me in the water and rescue me ... that is if I am not capsized by the wake from this super speed cruise ship!!!


like Vince McMahons music says 'no chance in hell' we gots to get out of here....!! oh yeah watch out for THAT serpent!



DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:02:24 PM)

Soemtimes the wisest course of action is to not get in the way of testosterone.   (And my grandson is right behind his mother coming in, LOL)

The serpent head is reminiscint of other heads, perhaps You should remmeber that "Music calms the savage beast?!?"



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:02:57 PM)

No worries, it's after us.  They'll be fine.  Just turn on the emergency beacon and we'll pick you up later is we're still alive.



SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:03:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Argentopal

I wonder if I was adrift in a tiny little dinghy if someone from the deck of the ship would notice me in the water and rescue me ... that is if I am not capsized by the wake from this super speed cruise ship!!!



Hey bear.......see that bobbing speck over there? That's a lil dinghy....kinda like me on margaritas. Any ideas on how to rescue who's in it? It ain't gonna be more that itty bitty scrap pieces by the time we pass at this speed.



SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:05:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

*rolls eyes* ...women!


*smacks demonn hard on the ass with the bad side of the black leather good/bad paddle for that remark*  Care to repeat that again oh cute assed worshiper of the ladies????


Yes i do IF we make it out of the south china sea ALIVE..im sorry we have more pressing matters than this right now *kisses Sari's hand*


*wicked smile* Oh we'll make it alright and you do know I will be taking you to task when you repeat it correct?



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:05:24 PM)

Oh wonderful advice...then bear, blu, and myself can all fall asleep while being over run by mongolians...damnit where did they even come from?  Hmm, what kind of music?



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:06:08 PM)

*jumps into battle with Hydros Spartans as we fend off the Mongolian hordes, hacking heads clean off and pushing them into the sea, the hordes dont sem to be stopping, perhaps there is Magic at work here, maybe we need to get rid of that great big Serpent!!!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:08:25 PM)

WHAT THE HELL?!?!  what are these warriors in MY suite?!?! BLU!! HYDRO!! get yer arse in here NOW!!



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:08:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Oh wonderful advice...then bear, blu, and myself can all fall asleep while being over run by mongolians...damnit where did they even come from?  Hmm, what kind of music?



To bring you up to speed on the Mongolians, i brought in some monks from the Temple on the 13th Chasm called Elp Metcinos, they decyphered your symbols and it turned out to be Ancient Mongolian and the point was to temp you to speak the words then you would be sacrified as a Mongolian symbol to be with their ghosts.....THATS why they are coming to get you now, you must have spoken the words!!  



DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 3:09:25 PM)

Hell, I don't know.....but My feet have been trampled by those barbarians!..I would try a hypnotic beat, similar to oh.I don't know....Island music?  I've got to get a room.......

Oops...um invasion.

Later.



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