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WARNING for Men - 2/13/2007 9:49:43 AM

Jaykemspride

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few
units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are
swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a
relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after
beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to
this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support
groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with
similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up
"Golf Courses" in the phone book.

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RE: WARNING for Men - 2/13/2007 9:52:56 AM

BobtheSubBuilder

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lol WHEW! thanks for the warning!

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RE: WARNING for Men - 2/13/2007 11:10:28 AM

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how gullible are these creatures

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RE: WARNING for Men - 2/13/2007 4:11:46 PM

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just gullible enough to be usefull

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RE: WARNING for Men - 2/14/2007 12:38:08 AM

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I must be pretty desirable because I have developed a resistance to these undesirable properties of beer. One cousin in law of mine resorted to booze, and I really can't tell you what the outcome was. I don't think I did anything and I have not been served with papers. Damn lucky I wasn't driving that night because she bought me 13 shots of whiskey, on top of the more watered down form "beer". Whikey is to beer what cocaine is to chewing on a coca leaf down in Cuba or whatever. It is like 100 times more powerful.

So if you are susceptible to the effects of beer, especially avoid whisky. Whiskey is so powerful that if you drank six 12 oz. glasses of it, like you might beer, you would have sex with an office desk, or even a bigscreen TV. Anything goes, dogs, deer, beings that emerge from a flying saucer. They all look good when you get whiskeyed up.

Imagine waking up with Xcvbvcxz, a twelve eyed green female being from the planet Gork. Needless to say they hang out in very dark bars.

Speculation has it that they might be the reason they have minimum lighting requiresments in some places that serve whiskey. I think it possible.

Perhaps I should try to write a TV series, oh shit, I am not a TV series writer. Oh well.

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WARNING, err, no PS, this post may be used in it's entirety by anyone posting the beer warning. Free license is given for the purpose of public education.

Something like that.

T

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