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Vendaval -> T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 1:50:49 PM)

"Yes they are real!  No you cannot feel them!"



MadameDahlia -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 1:52:55 PM)

P.M.S.
Possesses Mace Spray




FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 1:54:15 PM)

SLURP!



MadameDahlia -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 2:01:40 PM)

Sometimes I'll think about something and find it so amusing that I can't help but smile a bit. My closest friends know better than to ask, because I'm almost always doing something cruel and/or unusual to someone upstairs. But for those who'd like to express their inner workings... I give you the "I'm Smiling Because" line... coming to a store near you in the Fall of '08.

"I'm Smiling Because I'm Imagining You Being Hit By A Train"
"I'm Smiling Because I Know You're Completely Mad"
"I'm Smiling Because You've Got A Date - And Green Stuff Between Your Teeth"
"I'm Smiling Because I Make Twice What You Do, While Only Doing Half The Work"
"I'm Smiling Because I Don't Have Twelve Kids To Go Home To"



DiurnalVampire -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 2:04:49 PM)

No matter how much you talk to them, they will not answer back.

Now which head shall I address the conversation to?

They are not I-cups, so that is not eye contact.

:)
DV




FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 2:11:43 PM)

I want one of those shirts with an arrow pointing to the left that says...
 
I am with my imaginary friend.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 2:12:04 PM)

I have a shirt that says....Stop Looking At My Shirt.



LDRandAstarte -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 2:30:15 PM)

Like to see, "Moderate this!"


Ones that have say;
"No one Listens to me until I fart."
"I have the Body of a God, To bad it's Buddha."
"Stupidity is not a crime, you are free to go."
"My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that!"



FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 2:37:10 PM)

Thats not what I expected LDR.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 3:27:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

"Yes they are real!  No you cannot feel them!"


i'll take one in black with hot pink lettering!

i would also like to see FT's signature (I'm the Troll your moma warned you about) as a t-shirt slogan



dcnovice -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 3:34:10 PM)

quote:

"I have the Body of a God, To bad it's Buddha."



[sm=biggrin.gif]
I need that one.



DiurnalVampire -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 3:36:32 PM)

WOW I just saw one out in my parking lot that i have to put here
There are two swirly patterns, one over each boob and the stomach says "If your getting sleepy, we know where your mind has been."




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 3:38:12 PM)

UUhmmmm all I know are biker ones.... never mind
~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it

OK OK  .. if you don't limp you ain't shit.......... 
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet



RWAble -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 3:41:00 PM)

My face is here(with arrow pointing up)



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 3:49:22 PM)

Mae West Quotes... "is that a roll of Quarters or are you happy to see me ?? "
and of course....When I am good ,I am very very good. But when I am bad I am better "


~greed~
Single Free and Loving it



domiguy -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 4:13:34 PM)

I love puppy dogs,
Long walks,
And anal.
Go cubs.



FukinTroll -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 5:27:42 PM)

Damn D.G. I was going to post that one!



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 6:09:55 PM)

i'd like to see, i believe it's Sir Kenin's sig,   Hi. I don't care. Thanks.



Sinergy -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/25/2007 6:41:35 PM)

 

One of my co-workers got a t-shirt that said "Tell your breasts to stop looking at me."

Sinergy



Vendaval -> RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! (2/26/2007 1:37:09 AM)

(giggles)  I think some of these should go on Cafe Press or
T-Shirt Hell.  Some of my favorites are, "You are just jealous
becasue the voices talk to ME!" and "You! Out of the gene pool!"
 
The one T-shirt I really want to get but cannot find was seen
on a Leather Daddy, "I am your next masturbatory fantasy!"
 
[sm=biggrin.gif]



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