leatherorlace
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Joined: 2/21/2005 Status: offline
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I've heard it referred to as "Suicide by COP", but anyway you look at that permanent solution to a troubled life, I feel that we should reflect on the emotional trauma that the responding officer will suffer after the event and send the officers on a six month cruise. Nothing short of a full bar in their suites, dancing girls of boys, scheduled sessions for guilt catharsis twice daily at the hand of an experienced practitioner of the lifestyles finer offerings. Heavy sexual interactions should be encouraged and those that have issues with big baggie-ball sacs should be issued a new pair of garden shears, fishing line and a barb-less hook for suturing the resulting anomaly following the castrations. Volunteering My services as an experienced craftsmanis out of the question since, I know that it would foulup their tax returns and possibly cause some angst over worrying about the correctness of their Recovery and rectal interludes. hehehehheee Just last week, I had the same gal that has approached Me before to encourage Me to cause some defineable damage to her huge breast. boidawgs have approached Me for castrations, but even though, I possesss the knowledge to cause her to develop cysts, puncture her implants, some scarification, tattooing and branding, I refused her request and the males pleas to become eunuchs. My freedom means a great deal to Me, I haven't any friends in-prison that, I'm missing badly enough to purposely join them on their forced vacations. The female prisons wouldn't accept My co-habitating with the women so, I'll not be castrating anyone for less than forty-eleventeen kazillion dollars, cash, upfront, moved off shore and on to a Suisse account a month prior to the day of "cojones seperation" by sharp objects. I'm thinking that there should be no problem whatsoever having all of My pervy friends elected under the party for Delicious Deviants, judge directed verdicts assured incase one should be offended by a silly DA that can't accept that he has no providence over the baggy balls. heheheheeee Gentry
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