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subsissyboy4use -> cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 1:28:31 PM)
Is it safe to use a washed off cucumber in your ass? I have always been tought sterility... is this safe to not use a barrier?

GoddessMarissa -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 1:37:25 PM)
You could wash it but in my opinon, I think it would be best to use a condom over it.

topcat -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 3:46:04 PM)
I doubt that there's much of a sterilty issue here, but I would DEFINATLY use a condom over it, if for no other reason, to give you a way of pulling it out. Is there some deeper reason you are using a cucumber? Stay warm, Lawrence

Estring -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 3:50:30 PM)
I think he's a vegetarian topcat. [:D]

MistressDREAD -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 4:18:04 PM)
LMFAO

MistressDREAD -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 4:21:13 PM)
subsissyboy4use for the record I was laughing at the Doms Marissa is correct, use a rubber and sum mint flavored slip and glide for a little tingle....giggles~

Sinergy -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 6:36:49 PM)
I am not sure how many hospital radiology departments have x-rays of large size mag-lites and other objects which have been inserted up there. I would worry about it slipping from my fingers and sliding into the Black Abyss, but that is just me. peers into the darkness Sinergy

Sinergy -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 6:38:42 PM)
On a serious note, I am not sure sterility of the object you put in there is that much of an issue, unless you tear the membranes while doing so. That particular portion of one's anatomy already has plenty of other organisms and the like living there, what you get from a cucumber probably wont be much of a problem. Sinergy

inyouagain -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/24/2004 9:41:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy I am not sure how many hospital radiology departments have x-rays of large size mag-lites and other objects which have been inserted up there. Check out Rectal Foreign Bodies for some most unusual "documented" insertions. Inyouagain This "live" ammo shell is one of their documented cases: [image]local://upfiles/11414/A9B8C1E56E794323BA2928982B2319F7.jpg[/image]

yeehaw -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/25/2004 4:24:40 AM)
A nurse once told me about a fella who was getting operated on for removal of a light bulb. He was awake and the doctor was trying to help him relax a bit, with some casual conversation. The guy was (understandably) nervous and blurted out a story about changing a lightbulb naked on a ladder and he slipped and fell and landed on a bulb and up it went. Of course no one believed that story. A moment passed in silence and the doctor said "how did the second one get up there?" [:D]

Thanatosian -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/25/2004 10:05:15 AM)
ROFLMAO

ShadeDiva -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/26/2004 12:33:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy I am not sure how many hospital radiology departments have x-rays of large size mag-lites and other objects which have been inserted up there. I am SO glad that you asked. LOL http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html There you go. smile Oh, and do make sure to read about the quick drying cement perosnal dildo attempt. Happy cringing! lol ~ShadeDiva

ShadeDiva -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/26/2004 12:34:56 AM)
Oh durn it inyou! LOL I didnt even SEE your post. <grumble> lolololol Ya beat me to the punch. My fav is the cement <shudder> ~ShadeDiva

yeehaw -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/26/2004 4:30:55 AM)
quote: the cement <shudder> OMFG! CEMENT????????? Do you know what drying cement does to flesh? Thank you for the day-long bung-clench I will now have [:-]

ShadeDiva -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/26/2004 6:36:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yeehaw OMFG! CEMENT????????? Do you know what drying cement does to flesh? Oh yes indeedie I do! You see one of my biggest hobbies is building self-enclosed eco-structures, as I breed critters as a hobby (combines two hobbies into one lol). Annnnnnyway, I was creating my big boy habitiat, a 100 gallon terrarium, with graded substrate, grasses, mosses, invies, and bushes, with a 15 gallon filtered pond, that had a waterfall. Anyway, I'm bukcing ideas around for various waterfall possiblities (this is before they made all the nifty stuff they currently have), and my ORIGINAL idea was to use an over the side filter, and buy extra intake tubes, and THAT would act as the filter AND the waterfall. Well the guy at the shop talked me out of it, said the water had to travel too far for the pump to be effective, sooooo I discarded that idea. Well I had a TON of lava rock, and these huge shells, so wah la! I decided to build my own waterfall. Sooooooooo I buy some quick drying cement, as I wanted the plants to yanno, attach and grow all over this as they matured, and it's the very first time I've EVER messed with cement. I break up my rocks, get my design in my idea, and go to work. Only thing is, no one informed me what that stuff has in it, and I was dumb enough to think it would work like CLAY. Yup you guessed it - BARE HANDS in cement for HOURS (it didn't go together like I had thought LOL), I even MIXED the stuff with my hands. By the time I was done I started to realize what a VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD BAD BAD BAD idea that had been - my hands were chewed to BITS and the lye ate tons of skin. It hurt so damn bad! I learned my lesson REAL good. LOL So yeah, I know EXACTLY what that stuff does to flesh - first hand even! (LOL I could NOT resist that pun, LOL!) quote: ORIGINAL: yeehaw Thank you for the day-long bung-clench I will now have [:-] My pleasure entirely - that's one thing sadists are good for, LOL! Knees clamping together and bungs a-clenching shut - my work here is done. LOL ~ShadeDiva

yeehaw -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/26/2004 8:24:21 PM)
Holy kegle Batman, oh, I mean Batwoman! [:D] Ahhh yes, the fine joys of calcium carbonate. It's so nice and warm as it eats yer flesh (much like this girl I once dated, but that's another story) I too have felt the lovely joys of cement-love. Ya only get it in yer shoes once, trust me! Gawd it's so much worse there since it's wet and moist (I bet the large intestine sculptor knows that better though [;)]) I have gotten it on my hands, but I'm used to that since I work with it all the time. It roughens callouses very nicely. Ya know what happens then? Ya go to (this is, of course, a guy thing, but it's share-able as heck!) whack the puppy, or get jovial with Mr. Winky, and about halfway through, ya realize ya got SANDPAPER hands!!!!! Oh, it's the WORST chastity on Earth. Trust me. Gawd it's hard to be a man [:(] (pun war detected! ROFL!) Kisses, yeehaw [:)]

ShadeDiva -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/26/2004 9:28:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yeehaw Oh, it's the WORST chastity on Earth. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO snicker guffaw OMG I am ROLLING here, LOL! owieeeeeeeeeee LOLOL! ~ShadeDiva

yeehaw -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/27/2004 4:31:55 AM)
The delightful talk of concrete-stipation and penile death callouses made me wonder and ponder a tad. What if a sub (me, for example) changed his profile to something humorous? How would people respond when the "norm" seems to be seriousness and preference listing and that sort of thing? ShadeDiva, ya sorta spawned an idea for me to try, see my profile please, and let me know if you think I'll be dying a (laughing) virgin [:D]

rain -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/27/2004 6:23:26 AM)
yeehaw: i almost peed in my pants when i read your profile parody! Thanks for the laugh! BTW, i think i've been to Bumfuck, VA! Cheers, ~rain~

Thanatosian -> RE: cucumber anal stuffing (5/27/2004 11:34:46 AM)
re: your new parody profile speaking as a 'damn yankee' - what a perfect parody of a backwood southern hick[;)] speeking as a 'nawthun hick' - amen bruthur - and pass the venison jerky woodja? speaking of chickens (in your profile) how did mankind find out chicken eggs were good to eat? did some guy one day ( had to be a guy - I dont really see a woman doing this ) say to his friend "I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta that chickens ass" ???????[8\|][;)] seriously though - good luck with your search yeehaw - who knows, I have always heard women like men with a sense of humour[:D] so maybe your new approach has some merit - please leep us posted on further developments.

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