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You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:31:39 PM

oArioch

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I love the internet, and modern life. Everything is so civilized and polite.
People genuinely strive to be their best, and hold themselves to high standards,
especially women.

It's so refreshing to write a brief, friendly, polite note to someone, look at my mailbox a few days later, notice that she has read it, and see that she has not
even condescended to respond......fills my heart with love: gentle, kind thoughts
run through my mind......

Trust me, men. Women really do mean it. They really do want a gentleman who
exhibits manners. They want someone who actually reads their profile, and
makes a relevant comment. But they don't want to actually interact with you.
After all, what do you think this is, a place to actually meet people???

< Message edited by oArioch -- 4/13/2007 4:34:03 PM >

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:40:44 PM

missturbation

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*yawnz and returns to thoughts of masturbation*

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:40:45 PM

FukinTroll

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Odd that. I am rude crude and socially unacceptable, I slurp the ladies in the most intimate places and I have been deluded this whole time into thinking they liked it. Damn that passive aggressive stuff!

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:47:38 PM

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That's why it's better to entice them into writing YOU.

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:51:15 PM

littleonyx

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Odd that. I am rude crude and socially unacceptable, I slurp the ladies in the most intimate places and I have been deluded this whole time into thinking they liked it. Damn that passive aggressive stuff!

Master Loki...

I...I...I...I...*coughs* I mean, uh...well...erm...*taps her fingernails nervously* You just...I mean, You come in and then...and I just...and then You turn around and...and...and...and, oh dear. I'm out of towels again.

Sighing blissfully,

little onyx

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:53:02 PM

AquaticSub

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Another "wah, no one is responding to my e-mail" thread. What is the real-world equivalent to this? The "I keep asking girls out but they keep saying no" thing? Or the "I took them out to a movie and paid for everything, but they still won't return my calls"?

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:54:16 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Odd that. I am rude crude and socially unacceptable, I slurp the ladies in the most intimate places and I have been deluded this whole time into thinking they liked it. Damn that passive aggressive stuff!

Well, I like rude and crude!

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:56:09 PM

haysup

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We (women) get a lot of emails. A whole lot of emails. Many, many, many, many emails. Maaany.... so sometimes, it is hard to respond to each one- especially since a lot of them are clearly "form" emails, and that's bloody depressing too.

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:57:22 PM

Stranger1

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Is this kind of like vigra spam then?

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:59:04 PM

haysup

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Kind of. It's too bad I sepnt such a long time not on the site- I've lost all my examples of sample emails- but they pretty much went, "Name/age/location/occupation/example slave contract/contact info." Nice, politely worded, but... no reference to why they thought I, specifically, merited a message. Bit depressing really.

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:59:36 PM

LadyPact

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Excuse Me, but some of do still respond to emails.

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 4:59:48 PM

gooddogbenji

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Yanno, dude, it helps to have a shadow of a profile.

Yours,

benji

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:01:28 PM

FukinTroll

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quote:

ORIGINAL: littleonyx

Master Loki...

I...I...I...I...*coughs* I mean, uh...well...erm...*taps her fingernails nervously* You just...I mean, You come in and then...and I just...and then You turn around and...and...and...and, oh dear. I'm out of towels again.

Sighing blissfully,

little onyx

啜食
音を立てて飲みなさい
소리내어 먹으십시오
Slurp!

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:03:19 PM

Stranger1

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quote:

ORIGINAL: haysup

Kind of. It's too bad I sepnt such a long time not on the site- I've lost all my examples of sample emails- but they pretty much went, "Name/age/location/occupation/example slave contract/contact info." Nice, politely worded, but... no reference to why they thought I, specifically, merited a message. Bit depressing really.

I'm only here today hiding out from my own superstition (friday the 13th-not heavy equipment for me right at the moment!) I have NO idea of when, of if I will be back-I'm simply bored. Forums are cool, people can talk here.

People-not false constructs from one's own imagination of "perfect"..

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:04:01 PM

littleonyx

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
啜食
音を立てて飲みなさい
소리내어 먹으십시오
Slurp!

Greetings, Master Loki...

*crumbles to her knees, unable to help herself*

Did You just...slurp onyx in three different languages??

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:07:35 PM

FukinTroll

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quote:

ORIGINAL: littleonyx

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
啜食
音を立てて飲みなさい
소리내어 먹으십시오
Slurp!

Greetings, Master Loki...

*crumbles to her knees, unable to help herself*

Did You just...slurp onyx in three different languages??

Yep yep yep!

LE SLURP

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:29:26 PM

littleonyx

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Yep yep yep!

LE SLURP

*shivers from the cold*

Clean up...Aisle 4...

Clean up...Aisle 4...

(Oh, shoot...Aisles 1-10, dag nabbit)

Shuddering with the chilly touch of air,

little onyx

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:41:37 PM

simplyangelic1

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Why should I respond to an email that proposes a D/s relationship when my profile clearly states in BIG BOLD LETTERS, NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING. I mean come on, if a Dom sends me an email stating that he is no longer searching cause he found exactly what he was looking for (in me I might add) and this said Dom hasn't had a single conversation with me, and my profile is clear about not interested in meeting that "Someone special", do you honestly think I'm gonna send him an email saying "Oh thank you Sir for your email, I'll serve you come take me away from this cruel life I lead?"

Not only am I not that desperate but I'm certainly not that stupid either.

So before you whine about not getting responses, think about what you are putting out there to begin with. Take the time to read what the submissive has written. There may be alot of insight into the workings of his or her mind. They may just be here to learn from the boards and not really interested in finding anyone.

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:44:00 PM

WiseCracknSadist

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I usually just tell the ladies I'm rich and live in a geuine double wide trailers with the hitch still in the front.

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RE: You've got to love it - 4/13/2007 5:51:19 PM

simplyangelic1

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WiseCracknSadist

I usually just tell the ladies I'm rich and live in a geuine double wide trailers with the hitch still in the front.

Rich and with a Double wide...what more could a girl ask for. LMAO

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