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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:53:10 PM

Daddysredhead

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I got your big knife right here, missy.

DB had a co-worker give a guy the riot act once and He said that He about died laughing.

She was dealing with some asshat who was trying to act all superior and like some sort of know-it-all, lemme tell you how to run your show kinda shit, and she shut his big fucking mouth really fast, as she leveled (flatlined, for Linea, lol) him in front of about 25 people in the office. She walked over to him, looked up at him, and said, "Boy, you act like you really got a chip on your shoulder. Lemme knock that offa there for ya. Now, if you wanna impress me, little one... butcher a hog with a butter knife. If you can't do that, shut the hell up."

The whole place went up in waves of riotous laughter and he was knocked down flat like the phukking worm that he was.

She was from "Way Down South," VA... bless her heart.

wee typo

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 12/17/2008 9:55:25 PM >

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:53:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

*hands Perse one of my Depends*

oooh thank you, linnea...i needed that....

*crinklecrinkle*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:56:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I got your big knife right here, missy.

DB had a co-worker give a guy the riot act once and He said that He about died laughing.

She was dealing with some asshat who was trying to act all superior and like some sort of know-it-all, lemme tell you how to run your show kinda shit, and she shut his big fucking mouth really fast, as she leveled (flatlined, for Linea, lol) him in front of about 25 people in the office. She walked over to him, looked up at him, and said, "Boy, you act like you really got a chip on your shoulder. Lemme knock that offa there for ya. Now, if you wanna impress me, little one... butcher a hog with a butter knife. If you can't do that, shut the hell up."

The whole place went up in waves of riotous laughter and he was knocked down flat like the phukking worm that he was.

She was from "Way Down South," VA... bless her heart.

wee typo

OMFG!!! That is too precious!!! I need to remember that one. Perhaps I could use it on my boss biotch next time? If there is a next time. *evil cackle*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:59:04 PM

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yannow, i never did like bacon.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:59:19 PM

Daddysredhead

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Linea, go right ahead.

"If you wanna impress me, you just go butcher a hog with a butter knife, ya hear?"

Bless your heart.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:00:20 PM

LinnaeaBorealis

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Ok, you owe me a new screen now!!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:00:31 PM

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-snort- I need to add that into my list of "Insults for Morons."

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:01:24 PM

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:01:28 PM

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You need to publish that list!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:01:58 PM

Daddysredhead

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I hate it when Perse's patients figuratively fling poo at her like a monkey at the zoo.

*there, there, stinky, it'll be ok*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:03:32 PM

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lmao

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:03:43 PM

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I do. I have some written down. The rest are stored to memory, but are no good unless I am pissed off and in the heat of a verbal ass whuppin.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:03:43 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Ok, you owe me a new screen now!!!

Bless my heart???

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:04:04 PM

persephonee

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ooooh you whore..........dat is IT....

its ON sistah.....like popcorn at the movies....

Is now a bad time to tell you i replaced the cough syrup with liquid immodium??? Try stinkin anything for the next week, girl!!!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:05:43 PM

persephonee

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Furthermore, im calling DB and letting him know now would be a good time for an assault from the southern perimeter...so good luck sitting at work too!!!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:06:23 PM

Daddysredhead

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*wicked, wicked monkey!!!*

I hate it when Perse makes her first attempt at ass play with my meds and my azz!

Damn Yankee!!!

(waves at Sci - cuff this huzzy or something, wouldja?)

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:07:21 PM

LinnaeaBorealis

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I do loves to hand out the verbal ass-whuppin's. It's been such a long time since I've had that opportunity, however. Much too long.

I hate it that I have to take Snorkle out for a walk & go to bed since the weather's gotten better enough that I will have to go to work tomorrow, which is another I hate it when!!!!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:07:58 PM

persephonee

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ah shit....im outwitted and exhausted...we may have won the first war....but you win today.....i bow to you LadyRed....but indeed you shant be shitting for a while...so in the "end"...i guess i did win.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:08:00 PM

scifi1133

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Sure I just happen to have a spare set right here lmao.......ohhhh perse.......lol

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 10:09:15 PM

Daddysredhead

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I'm exhausted. Can we be done now? LOL

This lob and volley thing has been a treat. But now, my boudoir beckons me. (That's big word speak for "I gotta go to bed now") Sorry I hadda dumb it down for those who aren't educated all proper like.

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