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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/9/2009 11:54:59 AM

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I've had a pink ribbon tied in a bow around mine which was pretty humiliating.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/9/2009 1:05:56 PM

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Ohhhh how cute you taught your Penis to pretend to be a Clit.

My Gerbil's Penis has a Penis and even my Gerbils Penis'sPenis is bigger then your Penis

Oh cute you have a Hor D'Oeuvere version of a real penis.

Okay so I had planned on walking you on Penis Collar but obviously everything I have is too big.

You call that a Dick.... That isn't a Dick... Do you want to see what a Real Penis looks like? (then Show them other mens Penises it's even funnier if the penis pictures are of smaller penises.)

Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's cold right? Well you said that last time and I just don't think this comes in a Grown up Size.

Enjoy free for all to use.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/9/2009 1:08:17 PM

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For those of you who remember Cheech and Chong -

What else are we gonna have to put on the album cover??

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/9/2009 2:01:18 PM

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Oh, how cute. You smuggled a tic-tac in your pants.

Damn, how cold are you?

Hey, check it out...you have a man-gina!

Wait a second...is that supposed to be an "outie" or an "innie"?

Let me guess...it's just really, REALLY shy.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/9/2009 7:21:29 PM

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As someone who LOVES penis humiliation I find the more realistic the message is, the more pleasureable. For instance, it would be better to compare his little one to a larger more pleasureable one you have experienced than compare it to a toothpic or whatever. Make it realistic.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/9/2009 7:41:12 PM

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Yeah, but...when it's on the phone, you don't want to say the same stuff over and over...it gets old.
But I understand what you're saying.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/9/2009 8:27:26 PM

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How about:
A stricken, disbelieving look when you see said unit, glancing at his face in skepticism and horror then asking, "Is that it? I mean, what are you supposed to do with that?!" and on and on, berating him on how small it is that you don't even think it would penetrate a person, let alone be something they would feel, insult his masculinity, etc., etc., etc.
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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/10/2009 12:58:31 PM

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Some of the ideas in this thread are funny, and wicked. Here are several of mine:

1. Is that a genital wart, or are you just happy to see me?

2. I've got nothing against men who are a bit androgynous, but that's ridiculous.

3. Other guys must envy you. You could get an erection at the most inappropriate time, and nobody would ever notice.

4. I was thinking of making you write "sex toy" on it, but it looks like I'll have to think of something shorter.

5. I'll bet a girl could ride that thing to anticlimax after anticlimax.

6. That's very nice, but does it come in a more normal size?

7. I know some men like to make up nicknames for their cocks. We could call yours... [choose one] Tiny Tim, Mr Imperceptible, Frodo Baggins, Harmless Howard, Diminutive Dan, Shrinking Violet, The Little Engine That Couldn't, Needle in a Haystack (if he's got some pubic hair), The Millimetre of Manhood.

8. Did you change your mind halfway through the sex change operation, or something?

9. Go ahead, show it to me. [Pause. Small sigh.] Oh, you poor thing.

I should hasten to point out that I've never had any of these things (or anything remotely similar) said to me, and that I don't even find this form of humiliation play especially exciting. I like to think of myself as Mistress' treasured property and plaything, and mockery usually just makes me grit my teeth in irritation. Also, there is no part of my anatomy that has its own nickname. This post falls squarely into the "Wheldrake couldn't resist" category.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/10/2009 1:12:34 PM

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Tell him your clit gets bigger when you're turned on ;-)

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/10/2009 1:15:44 PM

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ROFL Wheldrake... you are evil funny! I love it!

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/10/2009 3:15:52 PM

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Give him a nick-name like "dickless"

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/10/2009 8:29:29 PM

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So where did you go for your dick transplant? Vietnam?

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/10/2009 8:53:00 PM

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relay? dose that even work?

lafe for a full ten minutes then leave/hang up.

when they pull there pants down, stare at it for a bit, then call a girl freand ant start talking abought it wright infront of them (that one is a bit tricky)

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/11/2009 9:05:31 AM

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At least you know now how a Rottweiler feels.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/11/2009 7:09:27 PM

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Your Penis is SO Small..

You can wear a g-string backwards.
It keeps slipping through the holes in mesh briefs.
You can't sunbathe nude because the birds keep mistaking it for a worm.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/11/2009 8:45:22 PM

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ROFL...

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/11/2009 8:55:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Play dress up with it, put it in Barbie clothes and photograph the results.

THAT is too dayumed funny! I love that idea.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/12/2009 12:13:10 AM

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oh how i could have used these years ago when i had a brief thing with a guy who was a MAJOR disappointment. who expects a guy who's well over 6 ft tall to have a three inch dick? and that was fully erect!
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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/12/2009 4:19:02 AM

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I would just like to say that, while small penis humiliation isn't my thing at all, this thread has been a total hoot. Thank you all for the laughs.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/12/2009 12:25:55 PM

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OK.. i am finally breaking down and adding some... not that these were used on me of course.

It looks just like a minituture version of a real one.
You should have thought it through before you asked that genie for a little head.
I see how your superhero career ended.. pesky villians and their shrink rays.
Why didnt you just tell me you were a lesbian?
So your mommy had sex with a smurf did she? Lucky thing you arent blue.
Did you just have ice down your pants?
I want a bratwurst not a cocktail weenie.
Let me guess... you found the fountain of youth and it only turned part of you six years old?
Umm.. it is uh.. fine.. it is just that.. uhh... they dont make condoms that small... so we can't.
At least I would never have to worry about deep throating.

There you go.. laugh or cry.

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