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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/17/2009 5:24:19 AM

NovelApproach

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Why thank you dear, I completely forgot to put baby carrots (and/or cocktail weenies) on my grocery list! *affectionate pat on the head*
.... *small sigh*...well, size isn't everything.
(If you allow penetration) *Bart Simpson impression* Is it in yet? How about now? Now? How 'bout now?
I have bullets bigger than that! (Demonstrate, if possible)
*Peer at it* ... *blink* ... *look closer* ... Be right back. Need my reading glasses/opera glass/magnifier. *Go get it. Repeat* Nope, its no good. Remind me to borrow an electron microscope from the university later.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/17/2009 2:13:22 PM

openmindedslave

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" WOW ..I think you should contact the Guiness Book of World Records.. (sadly)

This is proof postive why people should NOT be virgins when they get married..

What is the difference between a popcycle stick and your penis..I love wrapping my lips around a cream cycle ....

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